Would You Date a Forest Fan

[bovril]

Voting on this sensitive issue is anonymous. 

[DatfoxesKid23]

haaaaaa no 

you fvcking mad

[Captain...]

I've voted yes to transsexual and Muslim, but I've found my limit here, no fvcking way, and you're one sick puppy for even asking.

[Great Boos Up]

I imagine the argument is the same. " I just won the league but you ALWAYS have to bring up the past don't you"

[bovril]

5 minutes ago, Captain... said:

I've voted yes to transsexual and Muslim, but I've found my limit here, no fvcking way, and you're one sick puppy for even asking.

Let's try to keep it civil. Have a feeling the mods will have their work cut out on this one. 

[peach0000]

What a sick sick question. Shows a lack of morals even asking. 

[Captain...]

2 minutes ago, bovril said:

Let's try to keep it civil. Have a feeling the mods will have their work cut out on this one. 

But what if I didn't know she/he/gender neutral pronoun was a forest fan and I found out during sex and killed them, would that even be murder? That's not a crime right?

Edited 24 January 2018 by Captain...

[ScouseFox]

yeah cos then she’d fu ck off and leave me alone on a saturday afternoon cos they’re all about THE LADS 

[bovril]

2 minutes ago, peach0000 said:

What a sick sick question. Shows a lack of morals even asking. 

It's 2018 ffs. We are a modern society. And Forest have won fvck all for 28 years. 

[bovril]

5 minutes ago, Captain... said:

But what if I didn't know she/he/gender neutral pronoun was a forest fan and I found out during sex and killed them, would that even be murder? That's not a crime right?

I think you'd be excused as hating Forest fans is a key tenet of your faith. 

[peach0000]

1 minute ago, bovril said:

It's 2018 ffs. We are a modern society. And Forest have won fvck all for 28 years. 

I'm all for political correctness but some things just shouldn't be allowed! It's completely unnatural and against everything I stand for.

[StanSP]

why has @Webbo not locked this abomination of a thread? Disgusting. 

 

[jonthefox]

I did once. I had to though lads, she was as fit as. 

[Benguin]

Depends if they're a tranny or not.

[bovril]

5 minutes ago, Benguin said:

Depends if they're a tranny or not.

You can usually tell by their Stan Collymore posters and constant references to 1979. Oh wait you said tranny...

[Buce]

 

Ffs. What's next - would you fvck a goat?

 

You're a sick, sick man, Bovvers.

[Webbo]

24 minutes ago, StanSP said:

why has @Webbo not locked this abomination of a thread? Disgusting. 

 

I deleted 1 exactly the same about an hour ago.

[Voll Blau]

Did pull one once, but quickly realised she was TDTF once back at mine. Did the honourable thing and carried her home to hers. Think we both had a lucky escape there.

 

Must say I've thoroughly enjoyed 'Turn FT General Chat into Bentleys Day' today. 

Edited 24 January 2018 by Voll Blau

[bovril]

16 minutes ago, Voll Blau said:

Did pull one once, but quickly realised she was TDTF once back at mine. Did the honourable thing and carried her home to hers. Think we both had a lucky escape there.

 

Must say I've thoroughly enjoyed 'Turn FT General Chat into Bentleys Day' today. 

You lost that loving feeling. 

[Bilo]

I'd sooner see my missus in a brothel than a Forest shirt.

[Wymsey]

They'll probably be unemployed and make me milk off some money to them whilst they hardly do anything all day, plus they're likely to bang on about how big they are due to winning the European Cup decades ago.

[Mike Oxlong]

Absolutely 

[Strokes]

Will my wife find out?

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Yes, provided they keep their fat mouth shut and don't wear the kit/have tattoos

[bovril]

12 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

Yes, provided they keep their fat mouth shut and don't wear the kit/have tattoos

Can you imagine, just about to get down to a bit of slap and tickle and you notice a Forest tattoo...

*record scratch*

"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..."

Edited 24 January 2018 by bovril