Baby Names

[Unabomber]

My old art teacher was called Gay Bot I didnt even know where to start.

[AyewJoking]

On 10/02/2018 at 21:13, Captain... said:

Did he have a van with his name on?

 

There was a blue van in Birstall with T Watts on the side that caused me endless amusement as a child.

[Raw Dykes]

My step sister has a 2-year old that she still hasn't fvcking named yet. He can talk, and he hasn't got a name. Ridiculous.

[lgfualol]

13 minutes ago, Raw Dykes said:

My step sister has a 2-year old that she still hasn't fvcking named yet. He can talk, and he hasn't got a name. Ridiculous.

So how does that work, they just wave at him to ring a bell to get his attention or something?

[Raw Dykes]

3 minutes ago, lgfualol said:

So how does that work, they just wave at him to ring a bell to get his attention or something?

They call him a stupid nonsense gibberish name. After he turned 1, they gave him a proper name, but then they changed it recently, and now they want to change it again. I think it's a bit cruel, really.

[Chiltern Fox]

40 minutes ago, Raw Dykes said:

My step sister has a 2-year old that she still hasn't fvcking named yet. He can talk, and he hasn't got a name. Ridiculous.

So when she registered the birth, gave no name for the child?

[Raw Dykes]

Just now, Chiltern Fox said:

So when she registered the birth, gave no name for the child?

I'm not sure. They must have registered a name, I suppose, but they keep fvcking changing it. How hard is it to think of a name and stick with it? Really annoys me.

[Rob1742]

On 10/08/2019 at 23:08, Raw Dykes said:

They call him a stupid nonsense gibberish name. After he turned 1, they gave him a proper name, but then they changed it recently, and now they want to change it again. I think it's a bit cruel, really.

I don’t know why, but this sounds a bit concerning 

[Raw Dykes]

54 minutes ago, Rob1742 said:

I don’t know why, but this sounds a bit concerning 

I agree. My step sister and her bf are both really nice people, but I don't like this about them. A kid deserves an identity. This is their 2nd. They named the first one straight away. I don't understand it.

[Chiltern Fox]

A friend of mine named their lad Chester. Ffs. Poor boy.

[Raw Dykes]

12 hours ago, Chiltern Fox said:

A friend of mine named their lad Chester. Ffs. Poor boy.

Is their surname Drawers?

 

[oakman]

Just reading an article online and someone named their daughter Bayleigh-Lee. 

 

Going for a weird spelling doesn't make you 'unique', it just lumbers your poor kid with a ludicrous name. And I don't understand the obsession with hyphenating names now either.

[ozleicester]

Piedra is a great name 

[Tommy G]

We went with Oliver last year....a few weeks after naming him we looked up ''top 10 baby names'' it was top of the bloody list, didn't realise it would be anywhere near> could bet on George or Jack being 1st 

[Babylon]

Called ours Charlie after my favourite drug. 

[RoboFox]

On 10/08/2019 at 22:49, Raw Dykes said:

My step sister has a 2-year old that she still hasn't fvcking named yet. He can talk, and he hasn't got a name. Ridiculous.

Seriously?

 

On 12/08/2019 at 18:02, Rob1742 said:

I don’t know why, but this sounds a bit concerning 

I know why. It's really abnormal. 

[Raw Dykes]

14 minutes ago, RoboFox said:

Seriously?

 

I know why. It's really abnormal. 

Yes, sadly. I saw him yesterday. He has a new name, but I'm sure it will be something different soon. It's worse than abnormal.

 

How hard can it be to just pick a name and stick with it? It's not like you get a baby out of the blue, is it? You've got plenty of time to think of a boy's name and a girl's name you like before it arrives.

[Tommy G]

2 minutes ago, Raw Dykes said:

Yes, sadly. I saw him yesterday. He has a new name, but I'm sure it will be something different soon. It's worse than abnormal.

 

How hard can it be to just pick a name and stick with it? It's not like you get a baby out of the blue, is it? You've got plenty of time to think of a boy's name and a girl's name you like before it arrives.

Whats his new name?

[Raw Dykes]

1 minute ago, Tommy G said:

Whats his new name?

I'd rather not say. I'm not a big fan of it, but at this point, what's important is that he has a sensible name, whatever it is.

[ealingfox]

2 minutes ago, Raw Dykes said:

I'd rather not say. I'm not a big fan of it, but at this point, what's important is that he has a sensible name, whatever it is.

 

Yes that is an unusual name. Do they include the spaces or is it written officially as I'drathernotsay?

[Raw Dykes]

12 minutes ago, ealingfox said:

 

Yes that is an unusual name. Do they include the spaces or is it written officially as I'drathernotsay?

 

Edited 20 August 2019 by Raw Dykes

[Tommy G]

23 hours ago, Raw Dykes said:

I'd rather not say. I'm not a big fan of it, but at this point, what's important is that he has a sensible name, whatever it is.

Is it Victor?

[oakman]

I despair. Article about a mum complaining that school has sent her 9 year old son home due to an inappropriate haircut. Son's name? Alfiee-Joe (no, that's not a spelling mistake).

[oakman]

89 year old Bernie Ecclestone is a dad again - named their son Ace. Ace has 3 sisters, the eldest of which is 65.😂

[Aus Fox]

On 11/08/2019 at 07:49, Raw Dykes said:

My step sister has a 2-year old that she still hasn't fvcking named yet. He can talk, and he hasn't got a name. Ridiculous.

So 11 months on from this post does the kid have a name yet? 
He will be going to kinder soon and need to know who to vote for as the face of kinder.