Baby Names

[Costock_Fox]

2 hours ago, SystonFox said:

World fyi

FYI will be the next one.

[Voll Blau]

My missus's family genuinely know someone who gave their kid the name L-A. Anyone wanna take a guess at how they're pronouncing that?

 

It's 'La-dash-a'. Seriously.

 

[AKCJ]

I know someone whose job was to help young girls who had become pregnant. Talking like 15 year olds.

 

She was talking to one girl who had been given a book of baby names to look through and she eventually settled on "Gooey".

 

Turns out she was mispronouncing the name "Guy".

Edited 7 February 2018 by AKCJ

[the fox]

3 hours ago, TiffToff88 said:

Some american names are ridiculous now. I'm thinking names with apostrophies, Da'Shawn, for example. What even is that??

what about saquon?

but some names are amazing, for example: lebron, kyrie and wardell etc

[the fox]

2 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

A three months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. Six months later she wakes up and asks the doctor about the baby.

 

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl and I'm delighted to say they're fine. Luckily, your brother named them both for you.

 

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

 

Doctor: Denise

 

Woman: Well that's not too bad, what did he call the boy?

 

Doctor: Denephew

 

A new name for African-Americans has been unlocked, people!   Call oprah! Where's doctor king??

Edited 7 February 2018 by the fox

[the fox]

1 hour ago, Voll Blau said:

My missus's family genuinely know someone who gave their kid the name L-A. Anyone wanna take a guess at how they're pronouncing that?

 

 

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It's 'La-dash-a'. Seriously.

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That's Child abuse!

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[Stadt]

Surprised nobody's called their lad Gary yet, just to be the first one since '93 or whenever the last one was born. Sort of like a Last Airbender situation but with a really shit name.

[Carl the Llama]

Frankly I'm shocked people are considering calling their children anything other than Nigel.

[Webbo]

2 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Frankly I'm shocked people are considering calling their children anything other than Nigel.

That's what I called my daughter.

[Carl the Llama]

3 minutes ago, Webbo said:

That's what I called my daughter.

Good man.  I'm calling all my kids Nigel.

Edited 7 February 2018 by Carl the Llama

[Jattdogg]

3 hours ago, Voll Blau said:

My missus's family genuinely know someone who gave their kid the name L-A. Anyone wanna take a guess at how they're pronouncing that?

 

 

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It's 'La-dash-a'. Seriously.

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My wife taught or her colleague (cant remember) taught someone with that exact name

[Buce]

9 hours ago, SystonFox said:

I don’t see anything wrong with my lads name. Jurassic is a great lad

 

That's just cruel...

 

Jurassic is a girls name.

 

8 hours ago, Voll Blau said:

There used to be a rule in France where you had to pick from a list of traditional names until 1993.

 

Interesting piece here on how Kevin became a popular name there:

 

https://www.thelocal.fr/20170119/we-need-to-talk-about-kevin-how-a-hollywood-naming-craze-swept-france

 

 There is a similar restriction in Iceland still - I think you can only choose from about fifty names.

 

7 hours ago, David Guiza said:

I went to Uni with a Danielle Daniels and Ex LCFC star Bobby (Robert) Roberts lives up the road from my parents too, I can never understand what posses parents to do that (see Neville Neville for similar reasons).  

 

Anything Jacob Rees Mogg names and Npeter (the N is silent) also raise more questions than answers. 

 

A kid I went to school with was named Anthony Anthony.

 

We called him Two Tone (true strory).

[Trav Le Bleu]

6 hours ago, AKCJ said:

I know someone whose job was to help young girls who had become pregnant. Talking like 15 year olds.

 

She was talking to one girl who had been given a book of baby names to look through and she eventually settled on "Gooey".

 

Turns out she was mispronouncing the name "Guy".

You do know we're managed by Lord Paul, right?

[UpTheLeagueFox]

People who give their lads the same first name as the dad ie Chris Eubank, George Bush, Larry Mullen, George Foreman and others

 

Skipping a generation, naming them after a grandfather etc, is fine, but am I missing something with this trend?

 

Of course if I have a son (the clock is ticking obviously) they would not be called Geoff/Geoffrey or even have it as a middle name as it's pretty awful.

[Stadt]

2 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

People who give their lads the same first name as the dad ie Chris Eubank, George Bush, Larry Mullen, George Foreman and others

 

Skipping a generation, naming them after a grandfather etc, is fine, but am I missing something with this trend?

 

Of course if I have a son (the clock is ticking obviously) they would not be called Geoff/Geoffrey or even have it as a middle name as it's pretty awful.

Yeah, everyone knows it’s Jeff. Just what were they thinking?

[1972 Fox]

16 hours ago, AKCJ said:

I know someone whose job was to help young girls who had become pregnant. Talking like 15 year olds.

 

She was talking to one girl who had been given a book of baby names to look through and she eventually settled on "Gooey".

 

Turns out she was mispronouncing the name "Guy".

Good for her for doing what she can for these young girls but how did it help if she was talking like a 15 year old?

 

I suppose it must've been so that they could relate to each other on the same level.

[Steven]

Steven is a great name for a boy. 

[FLAN]

I have 4 children. Names are Daisy, Belle,Rae and Lola with Rae being a boy. I think they all have cool names. 

[Captain...]

13 hours ago, Buce said:

A kid I went to school with was named Anthony Anthony.

 

We called him Two Tone (true strory).

Mate of mine called Tom, was going out with another Tom for a long time. We called them SatNav

16 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

My wife taught or her colleague (cant remember) taught someone with that exact name

I've also heard of someone called that, but I can't remember the connection. It was a friend of my missus.

 

The ones that I hate is deliberately misspelling a name. One example is Jaicob, but it is supposed to be pronounced Jacob. Just spell it Jacob FFS, he is going to spend his entire life correcting people and having to spell his name. It's like calling someone Daivid or Jounathan.

[1972 Fox]

Where I used to work I had a friend who was called Shagger. I used to think it was a really cool name. She didn't like it though.

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[Parafox]

On ‎2‎/‎7‎/‎2018 at 13:07, Izzy Muzzett said:

A three months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. Six months later she wakes up and asks the doctor about the baby.

 

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl and I'm delighted to say they're fine. Luckily, your brother named them both for you.

 

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

 

Doctor: Denise

 

Woman: Well that's not too bad, what did he call the boy?

 

Doctor: Denephew

 

No wonder you've got digestion issues, you must continually split your sides laughing 

[Parafox]

9 hours ago, Captain... said:

Mate of mine called Tom, was going out with another Tom for a long time. We called them SatNav

I've also heard of someone called that, but I can't remember the connection. It was a friend of my missus.

 

The ones that I hate is deliberately misspelling a name. One example is Jaicob, but it is supposed to be pronounced Jacob. Just spell it Jacob FFS, he is going to spend his entire life correcting people and having to spell his name. It's like calling someone Daivid or Jounathan.

How can Ralph become Raif... as in Fiennes. Pretentious twat. It's Ralph, sounds rather common, not becoming of an actoooor,  that's why he won't use it correctly. 

[Countryfox]

9 hours ago, Captain... said:

 

 

The ones that I hate is deliberately misspelling a name. One example is Jaicob, but it is supposed to be pronounced Jacob. Just spell it Jacob FFS, he is going to spend his entire life correcting people and having to spell his name. It's like calling someone Daivid or Jounathan.

 

Guilty as charged ! ...    I was actually Cuntryfox but deliberately misspelt it ....      soz skipper ....   

[Parafox]

On ‎2‎/‎7‎/‎2018 at 14:35, Voll Blau said:

My missus's family genuinely know someone who gave their kid the name L-A. Anyone wanna take a guess at how they're pronouncing that?

 

 

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It's 'La-dash-a'. Seriously.

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For Fuchs sake!!

[Parafox]

We know of someone called Avon, actually after the cosmetics, they told us so. That's not a bad name, but the reason is questionable.

 

Also know a couple who called their sons Atticus, Octavius and then... Simon. Not kidding