Bellend Sebastian Posted 3 May 2018 Posted 3 May 2018 27 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said: No doubt there'll be protesters of some sort etc hanging around during the day. I'll throw some cobs over the fence to make sure nobody faints
Alf Bentley Posted 4 May 2018 Posted 4 May 2018 On 26/04/2018 at 11:44, Lovejoy said: Kate Middleton > Meghan Markle On 27/04/2018 at 03:10, Jattdogg said: Id do them both at the same time That would cause a few headlines if the press found out. Particularly if it was on the wedding day. They'd give you a right royal roasting....in fact, that would probably be the headline.
Jattdogg Posted 4 May 2018 Posted 4 May 2018 2 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: That would cause a few headlines if the press found out. Particularly if it was on the wedding day. They'd give you a right royal roasting....in fact, that would probably be the headline. Day before, same day, day after im game for any day
Alf Bentley Posted 4 May 2018 Posted 4 May 2018 On 03/05/2018 at 21:50, Wymeswold fox said: No doubt there'll be protesters of some sort etc hanging around during the day. Sounds as if Meghan's brother will be leading the protests: https://news.sky.com/story/call-if-off-harry-urges-meghan-markles-half-brother-11357842 "Meghan Markle's half-brother has urged Prince Harry to cancel his wedding, claiming it will be the "biggest mistake in royal wedding history". Tom Markle Junior, 51, also told Harry in a handwritten letter that "Meghan is obviously not the right woman for you". Not mincing his words, Mr Markle said a "tiny bit of Hollywood fame has gone to her (Meghan's) head, changing her into a jaded, shallow, conceited woman. She will "make a joke of you and the royal family heritage", he warned Harry"
Innovindil Posted 5 May 2018 Posted 5 May 2018 6 hours ago, Alf Bentley said: Sounds as if Meghan's brother will be leading the protests: https://news.sky.com/story/call-if-off-harry-urges-meghan-markles-half-brother-11357842 "Meghan Markle's half-brother has urged Prince Harry to cancel his wedding, claiming it will be the "biggest mistake in royal wedding history". Tom Markle Junior, 51, also told Harry in a handwritten letter that "Meghan is obviously not the right woman for you". Not mincing his words, Mr Markle said a "tiny bit of Hollywood fame has gone to her (Meghan's) head, changing her into a jaded, shallow, conceited woman. She will "make a joke of you and the royal family heritage", he warned Harry" Hard to work out why this guy didn't get an invite eh.
Alf Bentley Posted 5 May 2018 Posted 5 May 2018 2 hours ago, Dr The Singh said: There wedding is going to be shit compared to mine Are you getting married again, Doc? I thought you were already married? Or maybe it's a new recruit to the harem? Does Sikhism allow polygamy, like Islam? It certainly should. I can't imagine a man of your calibre being satisfied by one wife, even if you are too lazy to read long posts. I've just learned 2 new words: "polygyny" is a stud marrying several women, and "polyandry" is a floozy marrying several hen-pecked blokes. I suppose pollygamy involves marrying several parrots. My wedding was really good, too. Shame the marriage didn't live up to it. Still have some good photos, though.
Legend_in_blue Posted 5 May 2018 Posted 5 May 2018 And yesterday we are told Meghan's dad will walk her down the aisle. This is news? Thanks for informing us of something that happens at weddings as part of the course. It's pointless news.
winteriscoming Posted 10 May 2018 Posted 10 May 2018 Could not give a flying fvck about it. Was hoping it would be on a week day so you get a day off work but the bastards couldn't even do that!!!!
Finnegan Posted 11 May 2018 Posted 11 May 2018 On 05/05/2018 at 09:34, Dr The Singh said: There wedding is going to be shit compared to mine Tbf most Christian weddings are shit compared to Sikh ones. As far as I can tell, Sikh weddings are basically just invite everyone you know and order enough beer to kill all in attendance twice over.
Dr The Singh Posted 11 May 2018 Posted 11 May 2018 12 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Tbf most Christian weddings are shit compared to Sikh ones. As far as I can tell, Sikh weddings are basically just invite everyone you know and order enough beer to kill all in attendance twice over. Majority are, some peeps are more religious and they are dry as grannies vagina
Dr The Singh Posted 11 May 2018 Posted 11 May 2018 13 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Tbf most Christian weddings are shit compared to Sikh ones. As far as I can tell, Sikh weddings are basically just invite everyone you know and order enough beer to kill all in attendance twice over. You forget about the Peng music and dancing after the consumption
Jattdogg Posted 12 May 2018 Posted 12 May 2018 10 hours ago, Dr The Singh said: Majority are, some peeps are more religious and they are dry as grannies vagina Im scared to ask
sylofox Posted 12 May 2018 Posted 12 May 2018 On 26/04/2018 at 12:16, Miquel The Work Geordie said: it was a real showpiece occasion Not a racist but is Harry what you would call a half cast
Finnegan Posted 12 May 2018 Posted 12 May 2018 1 hour ago, sylofox said: Not a racist but is Harry what you would call a half cast No mate he's 100% ginger.
davieG Posted 12 May 2018 Posted 12 May 2018 20 hours ago, Dr The Singh said: Majority are, some peeps are more religious and they are dry as grannies vagina If anyone would know it would be you Dr
Dr The Singh Posted 12 May 2018 Posted 12 May 2018 2 hours ago, davieG said: If anyone would know it would be you Dr It's part of my profession sir
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 13 May 2018 Posted 13 May 2018 My new suit is ready. I just hope I don't get too pie-eyed at the reception.
NorthfieldsFox Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 What a poisoned mess this has turned out to be , poor Megan is related to a bunch of vampire cash sucking chavs her dad unfortunately took the bait and paps cash , now he won’t walk her down the aisle the whole thing is a mess , the royal family is poisoned , harry should know more than anyone as it basically killed his tortured mother , and it seems to be killing his chance of happiness he should have got married in Las Vegas and had no Pomp , now he has a distraught wife-to-be and the Daily Mail seeking blood .... this marriage is over before it’s begun , so sad ?
Wymsey Posted 15 May 2018 Author Posted 15 May 2018 Think her Father should attend, no matter how awkward things have got now. Would show that he's willing to attend something that every Father would wish for, putting differences to one side for a landmark event in life.
Webbo Posted 15 May 2018 Posted 15 May 2018 Any of the ladies on here fancy this bit of Royal merchandise?
Jattdogg Posted 16 May 2018 Posted 16 May 2018 I will walk her down the aisle. Fly me over and its sorted.
Izzy Posted 16 May 2018 Posted 16 May 2018 It's not only Megan's Dad who won't be at the wedding. Apparently James Hewitt isn't planning on attending either
Alf Bentley Posted 16 May 2018 Posted 16 May 2018 On 15/05/2018 at 18:50, Webbo said: Any of the ladies on here fancy this bit of Royal merchandise? I've only just realised that Harry has a ginger goatee.
Legend_in_blue Posted 16 May 2018 Posted 16 May 2018 Why is the fact that her father may or may not attend the wedding even considered as news? It's absolutely pathetic.
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.