The Shaving/Razors Thread

[Aus Fox]

I think I’ll leave this here:

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U

[Nalis]

Should've known the direction this thread was going to take when I started it 

[Wymsey]

10 hours ago, lifted*fox said:

haven't wet shaved face for millions of years because I look like I'm about 11 when I do.

 

maintain a general stubble using Philips beard-trimmer. 

 

also keep armpits at sensible length and trim chest stomach hair down to a #5. 

 

I shave my pubes down from a #2 at the top of my dick to a #5 towards the bottom of my stomach hair.

 

I clean wet shave my dick, balls and the bit underneath. I also like to keep the hair around my arsehole tidy too because shitting through lots of arse-hair - nah. 

 

happy to help.   

 

edit: use a fancy Gillette twisty head thing b2b king of shaves unless you want all your junk cut up. I left my decent razor and shave gel in a hotel room in Mandalay and then attempted to use the razor at the next hotel to shave my dick. not good. not good at all.  

If only there was an unlimited character limit on Tinder to message this post to potential dates..

[Buce]

18 minutes ago, Nalis said:

Should've known the direction this thread was going to take when I started it 

 

Actually, I’m pleasantly surprised - a thread only usually gets to @Strokes first post before it descends into the gutter, but this made it to page 2. 

[Strokes]

7 hours ago, Buce said:

 

Actually, I’m pleasantly surprised - a thread only usually gets to @Strokes first post before it descends into the gutter, but this made it to page 2. 

I have to give others a chance sometimes

 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

18 hours ago, Parafox said:

Why the fvck would you shave you balls unless you are either, a) a porn actor, or b) you have lice.

There must be frantic scratching after day 3.

Men expect women to be clean and tidy downstairs so why not the other way around?

Love a bit of manscaping.

[Blarmy]

Got a beard but my shaft and balls get the treatment as and when required. Don’t go anywhere near my ring though. 

[Dr The Singh]

On 18/04/2019 at 13:00, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Men expect women to be clean and tidy downstairs so why not the other way around?

Love a bit of manscaping.

Personally, couldn't give a damn what tidyness women have, asking as they are clean etc.

 

Me, use veet, and then my Philips trimmer to cut loos ends.

[Chiltern Fox]

I stopped shaving once Gillette stopped making the original 2 blade sensors. Only trim with clipper now.

[lifted*fox]

i keep my shit tidy because it's comfortable for me tbh. 

 

but yeah, if you expect a partner to have shit clean and trimmed, return the favour. 

 

nobody wants a mouth full of pubes when going down. 

[Izzy]

1 hour ago, lifted*fox said:

i keep my shit tidy because it's comfortable for me tbh. 

 

but yeah, if you expect a partner to have shit clean and trimmed, return the favour. 

 

nobody wants a mouth full of pubes when going down. 

I wish my wife was cleanly shaven, you can’t see a thing down there.

Shes that hairy I have to go to the dentist for a haircut.

[lifted*fox]

1 hour ago, Izzy said:

I wish my wife was cleanly shaven, you can’t see a thing down there.

Shes that hairy I have to go to the dentist for a haircut.

 

lmao ffs izzy 

 

edit: mods please move izzy's post to wildlife and gardens thread. 

[Livid]

Wet shave daily. If I go 48 hours the stubble starts to drive me nuts.

 

Usually start by washing with a Avon Facial Scrub followed Nivea gel and a Gillette Fusion razor.

 

Have a Phillips Wet and Dry Electric shaver but I rarely use it as it doesn't get close to the feeling of a wet shave.

[Jattdogg]

4 hours ago, lifted*fox said:

i keep my shit tidy because it's comfortable for me tbh. 

 

but yeah, if you expect a partner to have shit clean and trimmed, return the favour. 

 

nobody wants a mouth full of pubes when going down. 

Who said anything about mouthful of pubes. What if you are just a nudist and like a clean look? Lol  

 

2 hours ago, Izzy said:

I wish my wife was cleanly shaven, you can’t see a thing down there.

Shes that hairy I have to go to the dentist for a haircut.

Fuk sakes izzy im trying not to puke right now

[VLC86]

Both shocking and vile Izzy.