Vardyism - The new religion

[ozleicester]

Following some suggestions in the other threads...

Its time we created a new religion. A religion for us all, with someone we can believe in, someone who brings joy and goodness to our lives, and smites our opponents.

So...Guys Gals and Nonbinary pals... may i present to you...

"The First Church of Vardy"


 

 

Lets begin with the ten commandments...

 

1) Chat sh!t, Get Banged

2)

[Vacamion]

 

And Lo, He cuppeth His ears in derision of The Baggies, for He smiteth greatly and repeatedly the Western Kingdom of Bromwich Albion.

 

Amen.

 

Let us cup our ears in prayer....

[Vacamion]

 

And, following the divine no-look pass of the good Christian (Fuchs) our LORD performed an eleventh successive miracle whilst in battle with the Uniteds of Manchester.

 

It was eleven.

 

It was heaven.

 

And there was great acclamation from the multitude.

 

Amen.

[Vacamion]

 

Beware the She-Devil, for she will bear false witness.  And her name is Colleen Rooney.

 

 

[willie-bell-in-rothley]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

[Nick]

Roll on Monday.

[knitro]

Danish Friendships are to be mocked

 

 

[tom27111]

What a thread! 

 

Today is my birthday, my Mrs has got me a tattoo voucher.

 

I will be getting this image, but with the face of our Lord and saviour, Jamie Vardy 

 

 

[Gunnlaugson's Rizlas]

How do we join his flock?

[Tielemans63]

To join the church of Vardy you must first pledge your loyalty by undergoing a minor body modification so you can easily be identified as one of the brethren.

 

 

All proceeds go toward the rustling of jimmies across Europe.

[Vacamion]

 

And Kasper, son of Peter, stood under the cross, and wept, before blaspheming mightily.

 

 

[Vacamion]

 

Do not worship at the feet of false idols:

 

 

 

 

[blue blood]

John 2:1-11

 

On the third day a Vardy party took place at the counting House.Vardy's mother was there, and Jamie and his Foxes deciples had also been invited to the Vardy party. When the cheeky vimtos were gone, Vardy's mother said to him, “They have no more cheeky vimtos.”

“Woman, why do you involve me?”Vardy replied. “My hour has not yet come.”

His mother said to the foxes fans, “Do whatever he tells you.”

Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the sheep shaggers for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.

Vardy said to the foxes, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.

Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to Nigel F Pearson.”

They did so, and Nigel F Pearson tased the water that had been turned into cheeky vimtos. He did not realize where it had come from, though the foxes who had drawn the water knew.”

What Vardy did here in the counting house was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.

[HighPeakFox]

Our God giveth bland interviews, but straddleth corner flags...

[AKCJ]

Our father, who art in Leicester,

Jamie be thy name.

[Pliskin]

1 hour ago, Vacamion said:

 

Do not worship at the feet of false idols:

 

 

 

 

Never use thy lords appearance in vain.......

[tom27111]

Judas Moss

 

Edit...I really should have said Judas Mosscariot 

 

 

Edited 27 November 2020 by tom27111

[Pliskin]

Our Vardy, Who art in Leicester, Jamie be Thy name; Thy goals will come; Thy will be done in England as it is in Spain . Give us this day our daily red bull; and forgive us our chants of partying and narcotics as we berate those who speak ill of you and slander against us; and lead us into jubilation, but deliver us glory.....

Edited 27 November 2020 by Pliskin

[Vacamion]

 

And when our LORD did bang that volley in against Liverpool, much seed was spilled upon the ground.

 

 

[stripeyfox]

4 hours ago, ozleicester said:

Following some suggestions in the other threads...

Its time we created a new religion. A religion for us all, with someone we can believe in, someone who brings joy and goodness to our lives, and smites our opponents.

So...Guys Gals and Nonbinary pals... may i present to you...

"The First Church of Vardy"


 

 

Lets begin with the ten commandments...

 

1) Chat sh!t, Get Banged

2)

haha it's funny you should say this. I play Civilization VI quite a lot and as part of you civs progress you can adopt or create a religion. Being distinctly non religous myself I alwyas create a new one and call it "Vardyism" and have my apostles spread the word of "Chat Shit Get Banged" across the world!
 

[Pliskin]

Peter 17 20-30

 

And sayeth does the lord from atop the shoulders of Ser Morgan, "Alas, those who speak ill of us, shall receive their comeuppance"

[Houdini Logic]

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Edited 27 November 2020 by Houdini Logic

[tom27111]

“This cup is the new covenant in my blood. Do this, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of me” (1 Corinthians 11:23-25)

 

 

[Workingtonfox]

1 hour ago, Gunnlaugson's Rizlas said:

How do we join his flock?

That's pure Vardy class. All hail Vardy. 

[Fox92]

I joined years and years ago considering I felt like the only one that used to post and back him up when everyone else wanted him gone.