Vardyism - The new religion

[Guest StevieLynex]

Whoever has will be given more; whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them

[pazzerfox]

Would anyone swap Vardy for Messi?  

[Pliskin]

11 minutes ago, pazzerfox said:

Would anyone swap Vardy for Messi?  

In the sin box you go.

[ozleicester]

1 hour ago, pazzerfox said:

Would anyone swap Vardy for Messi?  

[KFS]

Someone naively just text me saying they don’t think he’s one of the greatest PL strikers of all time. 
 

That one just got settled pretty fast lads.

[justfoxes]

Jamie Vardy is Leicester City’s SUPERMAN Mixed with a bit of Peter Pan !!j

 

 

 

 

Edited 30 November 2020 by justfoxes

[Red Squirrel]

He is so much more than Superman - He is The Messiah

He feedeth the 32,50......, going up to 48,000

He's raised Leicester from the dead on many occasions, the last being in Braga

 

Allow me to read and interpret the scriptures

“My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me (everyone down to the King Power of a weekend): And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish (No relegation while I'm around), neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand (Don't even think about a replacement) My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; (Vichai) and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father’s hand (Top won't ever sell the club). I and my Father are one.” (Vichai made it possible, I banged in the goals and stayed loyal)
 

 John 10:27-30 (John Rudkin)

 

[srex9]

For he had often been bound with shackles and chains, but he wrenched the chains apart, and he broketh the corner flag in pieces. No one had the strength to subdue him...

[Aus Fox]

According to the 2011 census, 238,000 people identify as Buddhist in England. Anyone think Vardy can chase them down?

[car1os]

1 hour ago, Aus Fox said:

According to the 2011 census, 238,000 people identify as Buddhist in England. Anyone think Vardy can chase them down?

As long as the ball goes over the top and he’s on the shoulder of the last man, then yes!

Edited 7 December 2020 by car1os

[Pliskin]

And as the hour drew late and the end nearer, Vardy turned to his brethren and said “not today” brother James then gave the nod, and the seas of the Sheffield United parted, and our lord the saviour was free to claim his victory. 

[Corky]

 

Copies of the holy text available.

[ozleicester]

1 hour ago, Corky said:

 

Copies of the holy text available.

Just look in the top drawer of every Airbnb across the world  

[nnickn]

I sometimes feel sorry for Utd fans, they are so split over their greatest ever player(Law, Charlton, Best, Cantona, Keane, Beckham)

Whilst we at City have Jamie Vardy without any doubt, the most revered at either club.

 

When I think about it the only comparisons would be Le Tiss at Southampton(and he did not win them anything), or Messi at Barca.There must be more.

Edited 8 December 2020 by nnickn

[Jobyfox]

12 hours ago, nnickn said:

I sometimes feel sorry for Utd fans, they are so split over their greatest ever player(Law, Charlton, Best, Cantona, Keane, Beckham)

Whilst we at City have Jamie Vardy without any doubt, the most revered at either club.

 

When I think about it the only comparisons would be Le Tiss at Southampton(and he did not win them anything), or Messi at Barca.There must be more.

Maradona at Napoli? 

[Nalis]

12 hours ago, nnickn said:

I sometimes feel sorry for Utd fans, they are so split over their greatest ever player(Law, Charlton, Best, Cantona, Keane, Beckham)

Whilst we at City have Jamie Vardy without any doubt, the most revered at either club.

 

When I think about it the only comparisons would be Le Tiss at Southampton(and he did not win them anything), or Messi at Barca.There must be more.

I think another crap scenario is that of teams with a best player they just havent warmed to like we have with Vardy.

 

Shearer is a Newcastle legend but its well known locally that he's a stuck up arsehole so he's not really a man of the people. Actually I guess we were in a similar boat with Lineker until recent success.

Edited 8 December 2020 by Nalis

[SpacedX]

On 30/11/2020 at 00:39, justfoxes said:

Jamie Vardy is Leicester City’s SUPERMAN Mixed with a bit of Peter Pan !!j

 

 

 

 

Peter Pan reminds me of Patrick Bamford. 

[justfoxes]

22 hours ago, Line-X said:

Peter Pan reminds me of Patrick Bamford. 

Nah he’s the new Shrek !!

[Bourbon Fox]

for today in the city of David (Beckham) there has been born for you a Savior, who is Me.

F*!king Me

 

 

[Sampson]

37 minutes ago, pmcla26 said:

Gerd Muller at Bayern? 

Beckenbauer at Bayern probably is a better one.

Eusebio at Benfica is one for sure.

[HighPeakFox]

Pirlo at Juve? 

[ParkerPen]

He makes wars to cease to the end of the Sheffield United;
         He breaks the bow and cuts the Corner Flag in two;
         He burns the West Brom fans with goals.

 

Cease striving and know that I am God;
         I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted at the Hawthorns

The LORD of counters is with us;
         The God of Vardy is our stronghold.

[Sampson]

30 minutes ago, HighPeakFox said:

Pirlo at Juve? 

It always used to be Platini at Juve. Then there's Buffon as well. They've had a few though so it's probably not clear cut.

[Out Foxed]

i don't see any mention of the flag he smashed; being signed by him and given to charity.

 

good lad

[Koke]

Legendary player. But its kind of strange not seeing him wearing the captain armband more often. I guess Schmeichel being ever present prevents him from that. I know it doesn't make difference other than aesthetics but I like my captains to be outfield players and would prefer Vardy to be captain instead of Schmeichel.