Vardyism - The new religion

[SecretPro]

Still the 🐐 

[tom27111]

⁶ Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing,^(G) each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.^[b]

⁷  Vardy said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.

⁸ Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.”

They did so, ⁹ and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into Blue WKD.

Edited 14 August 2021 by tom27111

[Vacamion]

As an adherent of reformist Vardyism, I try to interpret good and evil through His goal celebrations:

 

 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

Was around the pool in my LCFC home shirt yesterday. Walked past a bunch of French blokes. All I could hear was blah blah mumble blah Jamie Vardy blah blah.

 

Best one ever was a few years ago on a small island deep in the Indian Ocean when a local Maldivian kid, maybe 16/17, saw my shirt, pointed and said VARDY VARDY.

 

Legendary worldwise status for the bloke.

[HighPeakFox]

Just now, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Was around the pool in my LCFC home shirt yesterday. Walked past a bunch of French blokes. All I could hear was blah blah mumble blah Jamie Vardy blah blah.

 

Best one ever was a few years ago on a small island deep in the Indian Ocean when a local Maldivian kid, maybe 16/17, saw my shirt, pointed and said VARDY VARDY.

 

Legendary worldwise status for the bloke.

But DJeff, you don't look remotely like him. There's something afoot, I think we should be told...

[UpTheLeagueFox]

2 minutes ago, HighPeakFox said:

But DJeff, you don't look remotely like him. There's something afoot, I think we should be told...

They probably thought: "Why is Voldemort in a Leicester shirt????"

Cheers,

Jefffff x

[HighPeakFox]

3 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

They probably thought: "Why is Voldemort in a Leicester shirt????"

Cheers,

Jefffff x

It's a shame you don't resemble Claude Puel - now that WOULD be amusing. 

[Arkie Bennett]

4 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Was around the pool in my LCFC home shirt yesterday. Walked past a bunch of French blokes. All I could hear was blah blah mumble blah Jamie Vardy blah blah.

 

Best one ever was a few years ago on a small island deep in the Indian Ocean when a local Maldivian kid, maybe 16/17, saw my shirt, pointed and said VARDY VARDY.

 

Legendary worldwise status for the bloke.

Newfoundpool? 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

7 hours ago, HighPeakFox said:

It's a shame you don't resemble Claude Puel - now that WOULD be amusing. 

Quality, even 

[peach0000]

Anyone else see his appearance on A League of their Own? Main thing I loved was when Jimmy Carr asked him if a 'big club' came in for him would he leave and he looked so offended and said he'd never leave Leicester. What a man!

 

Also his pre match routine and love of skittle vodka seemed pretty unhealthy 

[ARM1968]

And he ascended into Eleven. 

[LestaFox92]

Is radical vardyism a thing? if not what would it involve a extra powdery nose and 1.5ltr bottle of vodka?

[ozleicester]

7 hours ago, LestaFox92 said:

Is radical vardyism a thing? if not what would it involve a extra powdery nose and 1.5ltr bottle of vodka?

Every day you must enter the home of one who opposes Vardyism and stand before them with arms outstretched and rustle them for several minutes... then calmly walk away with a huge smile on your face

 

[Steve Earle]

Jamie Vardy interview: Gardening with his kids and goalscoring in his mid-30s (telegraph.co.uk)

[ozleicester]

No matter the weather.... The chosen one rises above...

[Nalis]

“And we know that Vardy causes everything to work together for the good of those who love Vardy and are called according to his purpose for them.” - Romans 8:28 

[Nalis]

Just now, pmcla26 said:

I will be raising a blue WKD to his return tonight. 

The blood of Christ

[SecretPro]

Psalm 27:1 Vardy is my light and my salvation— whom shall I fear? Vardy is the stronghold of my life— of whom shall I be afraid?

[tom27111]

(Exodus 16:22-36; Hebrews 4:1-11)

 

1Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. 3And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.

 

And on the Eighth day, God was bored, so he created Jamie Vardy to be the greatest footballer and rustle some opposition fans.

[Vacamion]

 

Our Vardy.

Who scored eleven.

Hallowed is Thy game 

Thy bending run

High press be done

On Earth as a City Legend

 

 

 

[JTontheFly]

I find it fitting that Vardy should return on Fat Tuesday to feast on Burnley!

 

 

[Guest David Oldfields Gate]

1 hour ago, Vacamion said:

 

Our Vardy.

Who scored eleven.

Hallowed is Thy game 

Thy bending run

High press be done

On Earth as a City Legend

 

 

 

 

I'm having this on a tee shirt. Genius.

[ozleicester]

[Blue ROI]

2 hours ago, Vacamion said:

 

Our Vardy.

Who scored eleven.

Hallowed is Thy game 

Thy bending run

High press be done

On Earth as a City Legend

 

 

 

 

Now there's a chant!

[HighPeakFox]

On 01/03/2022 at 22:47, Vacamion said:

 

Our Vardy.

Who scored eleven.

Hallowed is Thy game 

Thy bending run

High press be done

On Earth as a City Legend

 

 

 

 

Yes, this is the absolute nuts. You win.