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Vardyisms - we all need to do (bucket list)

 

1. Drink skittles in vodka

2. Dress as Spiderman

3. Smash a can of red bull before a work shift

4. Get a Mohawk hair cut

5. Designer rucksack in black (goth like)

6. Tattoo from Wes's mate 

7. Buy a wrist splint

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Guest David Oldfields Gate

Go, tell it on Mountsorrel,
Over Sixhills and down Fosse Way-ay,

Go tell it on Mountsorrel,
That Vardy is his name.

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5 hours ago, FosseSpark said:

Our Jamie.

Who scored eleven.

Hallowed is Thy game 

Thy bending run

High press be done

On Earth as a City Legend

Give us the lead with Boot, or Head

And forgive us our Shithousing, but do not 

Forgive those who Shithouse against us. Lead us not into Relegation, and deliver us from Brendan

For thine is the Dilly, the Ding and the Dong, forever and ever

Vard-eh

:appl::worship: 

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On 04/02/2024 at 06:22, FosseSpark said:

Our Jamie.

Who scored eleven.

Hallowed is Thy game 

Thy bending run

High press be done

On Earth as a City Legend

Give us the lead with Boot, or Head

And forgive us our Shithousing, but do not 

Forgive those who Shithouse against us. Lead us not into Relegation, and deliver us from Brendan

For thine is the Dilly, the Ding and the Dong, forever and ever

Vard-eh

 

 

 

 

 

I honestly don’t think I’ve enjoyed any one post more than this. I must have read it a dozen times. Well done the author!

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On 04/02/2024 at 06:22, FosseSpark said:

Our Jamie.

Who scored eleven.

Hallowed is Thy game 

Thy bending run

High press be done

On Earth as a City Legend

Give us the lead with Boot, or Head

And forgive us our Shithousing, but do not 

Forgive those who Shithouse against us. Lead us not into Relegation, and deliver us from Brendan

For thine is the Dilly, the Ding and the Dong, forever and ever

Vard-eh

 

 

 

 

 

Getting this tattooed by Wes' mate 👀

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55 minutes ago, Foxinmarkfield said:

I honestly don’t think I’ve enjoyed any one post more than this. I must have read it a dozen times. Well done the author!

 

Authors. 

 

And thank you.  :)

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Vardy's on 180 goals for Leicester City.

 

How many does everyone think he finishes on for us?

 

Obviously it's up in the air whether he's given a new contract/whether he accepts a new contract or not.

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6 minutes ago, Matt said:

Vardy's on 180 goals for Leicester City.

 

How many does everyone think he finishes on for us?

 

Obviously it's up in the air whether he's given a new contract/whether he accepts a new contract or not.

Crowdfund it if you must you tight bastards. 200 it is written.

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1 hour ago, Matt said:

Vardy's on 180 goals for Leicester City.

 

How many does everyone think he finishes on for us?

 

185.

 

It would have been 186 but we'll get a penalty deep in stoppage time in the last game of the season and his last act in a Leicester shirt will be to blast it absolutely miles over the bar. It'll make that one v Everton in 2016 look like a good effort.

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2 hours ago, Matt said:

Vardy's on 180 goals for Leicester City.

 

How many does everyone think he finishes on for us?

 

Obviously it's up in the air whether he's given a new contract/whether he accepts a new contract or not.

16 games left this season - Some against poor opposition. 
Let’s go out with his 200 and the league title.

Even by Vardy’s standards that would be an unbelievable end to a brilliant career.

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What's all this end of career nonsense. He's come out recently to say how he loves the game more than ever and and has no thoughts of retiring. 

 

He'll be scoring goals for us next season, I'm sure of it. 

 

Thought he looked sharp against Stoke, had a bit of the pace back. Think he's had a little niggle that's been slowing him down for a while but he's looking really good recently. 

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1 hour ago, Aus Fox said:

Let’s go out with his 200 and the league title.

20 goals in 16 games in a title race with 2 other proven strikers chomping at the bit to get game time?

 

Would be against all odds if this happens. Saying that, what part of his career wasn’t against all odds? 😉

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8 minutes ago, Collymore said:

What's all this end of career nonsense. He's come out recently to say how he loves the game more than ever and and has no thoughts of retiring. 

 

He'll be scoring goals for us next season, I'm sure of it. 

 

Thought he looked sharp against Stoke, had a bit of the pace back. Think he's had a little niggle that's been slowing him down for a while but he's looking really good recently. 

Agree, he will lead the odd line next season.He will score and be an irritation to opposition…but..,!

I don’t think he will be our No1 striker…I still see Daka & Cannon being in the forefront…but through 38 games,any good draws in both cups,he will see either

gameday first choice,or mostly from bench 80% of the season.Goat will carry on being Mr Leicester,with his sub-lieutenant Albrighton being around and see most of his action from the bench…You  discard these 2 legends and still incredible 

talent at your own peril..If no career breaking injury,these 2 could well give another

2 seasons…

And with FFP still leaving a stench around,

with our Academy players plus these 2,will help

to carry the new Enzo era,through its first years..

 

 

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On 04/02/2024 at 06:22, FosseSpark said:

Our Jamie.

Who scored eleven.

Hallowed is Thy game 

Thy bending run

High press be done

On Earth as a City Legend

Give us the lead with Boot, or Head

And forgive us our Shithousing, but do not 

Forgive those who Shithouse against us. Lead us not into Relegation, and deliver us from Brendan

For thine is the Dilly, the Ding and the Dong, forever and ever

Vard-eh

 

 

 

 

 

Genius

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1 hour ago, Collymore said:

What's all this end of career nonsense. He's come out recently to say how he loves the game more than ever and and has no thoughts of retiring. 

 

He'll be scoring goals for us next season, I'm sure of it. 

 

Thought he looked sharp against Stoke, had a bit of the pace back. Think he's had a little niggle that's been slowing him down for a while but he's looking really good recently. 

It's crazy to me that our fans would be more confident going into next season with Tom Cannon/Joel Piroe/Adam Armstrong than Jamie Vardy who is scoring goals at a better rate than any of them.

 

All this talk about signing an experienced PL striker to supplement Daka next season, if Vardy was leaving as a free agent from Southampton/Leeds in the summer our fans would be all over signing him.

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Jamie, thank you for the example of the Saints. I desire to ruin their company, worshiping you forever in Red Bull Heaven. Please help me follow yours footsteps. Please help me to conform myself to Your shithousery, seeking Your snus in all things, as the Saints didn't. Please help me to devote myself, and all that I do, to Your glory, and to the disservice of my Red and Sky Blue neighbors. Amen.

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