Not The Politics Thread.

[CosbehFox]

Plan B on it's way. 

[SecretPro]

8 minutes ago, Cardiff_Fox said:

Plan B on it's way. 

Good luck to them trying to enforce any rules now.

[CosbehFox]

Just now, SecretPro said:

Good luck to them trying to enforce any rules now.

Yep, completely under minded it all. Feel sorry for the likes of Whitty and et al trying to manage this when they have a bunch of total and utter willy pullers in front of them. 
 

You can be sure when January comes and cases are peaking. There will be a member of cabinet blame public behaviour as wel 

[SexyGammonFox]

Johnson isn't coming back from the last month or two. So many of us only voted for him so that the constitutional turd would get well and truly pushed round the U-bend. 

 

I don't see where his power base now lies, either in parliament or around the country. Just two years after becoming PM he's already well and truly yesterdays man. The cummings narrative of Boris being the temporary, useful idiot, seems to me to broadly ring true. As we all know, the Tories don't spend very long sharpening their knives before sticking them in... and they certainly are being sharpened. 

 

He's ticked PM off his bucket list and had a turn driving the bus, but it's clear for everyone to see, he doesn't give a monkeys where it's going. 

Edited 8 December 2021 by SexyGammonFox

[CosbehFox]

The Nationality Bill likely to be approved today which includes a nasty clause meaning numerous people who’ve settled here for years upon years and contributed to the UK could have their nationality stripped with no appeal process. 

[urban.spaceman]

14 hours ago, Vacamion said:

 

Whichever way you vote, if Starmer doesn't utterly savage Johnson at PMQs tomorrow, he is not worth his job.

 

Biggest open goal since Diana Ross in 1994, and we all know how that went...

Not so much an open goal, more like winning a corner against Leicester City.

[Guest ttfn]

2 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

Not so much an open goal, more like winning a corner against Leicester City.

Doesn’t even need to fizz a dangerous ball in, just gently chip one into the mixer and let the chaos ensue.

[RonnieTodger]

Johnson was empty chaired by Andrew Neill and still won the 2019 election by a ****ing landslide. 

 

When life gets tough, just don't bother. And win.

[Voll Blau]

Well that was the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever seen.

 

Thought Starmer got his tone just about right there. Genuine anger when that MP interrupted the story about the woman whose mum died too.

[SecretPro]

Dom going in for the kill...

 

[urban.spaceman]

1 minute ago, Voll Blau said:

Well that was the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever seen.

 

Thought Starmer got his tone just about right there. Genuine anger when that MP interrupted the story about the woman whose mum died too.

Thought he was good, though had to choose his words and tone extremely carefully as the LOTO.

 

Blackford ****ing went for it though. Good for him.

[weller54]

2 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

Thought he was good, though had to choose his words and tone extremely carefully as the LOTO.

 

Blackford ****ing went for it though. Good for him.

I'm surprised Blackford wasn't invited to 'the' party?

[SecretPro]

[fazzyfox]

Was intrigued at the mention of games at the infamous party. After rigorous investigation I've retrieved the official list:-

 

Pass the Parcel (of £50 Notes)
Pin the blame on the previous Labour Government
Hide & Seek hide (Practice for when the news of the party breaks)
Truth or Dare - (OK, just Dare)
Musical Chairs / Cabinet Re-shuffle of  incompetents to new roles
Treasure Hunt - Help yourself to whatever you can get your hands on, no need to declare any of it.
Sack Race - Do something that should result in losing your job but somehow you don’t
Train Set - Cost a fortune but runs out of track towards the Northern end of the circuit and won’t invest in any more
Clowns - No Booking required, already present
Limbo - Duck and wriggle your way out of the tightest of situations

Monopoly - Acquire as much wealth as possible, monopolise contract allocations, add second homes and somehow stay out of jail.
Any game that involves the use of Newspapers - Have most of them in pocket at all times

[urban.spaceman]

 

 

[Fox in the North]

All I can say is I hope that the media who did not get their interview this morning, do not let a bit of this lie until they get the answers we the public are asking for. That includes asking why no Tory mp was available to comment  this morning.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Boris Johnson is such a joke I've never understood the appeal. Gives off this roughian vibe but he's a nasty piece of work. 

[GingerrrFox]

The government can quite frankly, shove their “Plan B” up their arse. It’s time for the people of the United Kingdom to say unless you leave and we get proper leadership, we won’t listen to a single demand. 

[Leicester_Loyal]

[Mike Oxlong]

4 minutes ago, Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot said:

Boris Johnson is such a joke I've never understood the appeal. Gives off this roughian vibe but he's a nasty piece of work. 

And Carrie Symonds must have truly amazing abilities of disassociation 

[urban.spaceman]

3 minutes ago, Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot said:

Boris Johnson is such a joke I've never understood the appeal. Gives off this roughian vibe but he's a nasty piece of work. 

Funny hair tho

[Tommy Fresh]

34 minutes ago, Voll Blau said:

Well that was the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever seen.

 

Thought Starmer got his tone just about right there. Genuine anger when that MP interrupted the story about the woman whose mum died too.

The Ant and Dec line alone was sensational. Boris must love when a big issue comes up so the script he has can actually relate to the questions he's clearly going to get asked

Edited 8 December 2021 by Tommy Fresh

[SexyGammonFox]

The North Shropshire by-election next week is now absolutely massive for the PM... 

[Mike Oxlong]

“there was no party”

 

[AKCJ]

He has to go blud.