Patson Daka

[alanf0x]

Awful player. Could run, could smile, couldn't control a football 

[JimJams]

30 minutes ago, westernpark said:

 I know people who have recounted from people working in his mansion in Market Bosworth. 

This seemed to be going somewhere and then just stopped. 

[OntarioFox]

7 minutes ago, JimJams said:

This seemed to be going somewhere and then just stopped. 

Bit like Daka in the opposition half then

[westernpark]

7 minutes ago, JimJams said:

This seemed to be going somewhere and then just stopped. 

One day. There’s a few people who have told me things. 

[westernpark]

12 minutes ago, JimJams said:

This seemed to be going somewhere and then just stopped. 

One funny thing is Daka doing shooting practice at Loughborough Uni- his wife(?) is a sprinter and practices there. He likes to shoot into an open goal but misses quite a few…

[Gamble92]

1 hour ago, Andrew said:

There was never a moment when you thought he might deliver something. He was just a useless hanger on.

Actually when he missed that header from 2 yards at Watford I was convinced he would deliver something. 

 

Amazon or Evri parcels when his contract expires. 

[adejo92]

Just an absolute parody of a footballer.

 

Good Riddance.

 

[suffolk fox]

I actually feel sorry for any team that chooses this chump next season.  This man has had the last laugh though 70k a week!!!  absolute travesty.

 

I have seen better forwards playing on my local park.  People liked him because he ran around a lot.  Wow.  Goodbye Good riddance!

[funkyrobot]

Historic moment. We need to retire Patson’s unique 50p toed boots and put them in a display case at the KP in memory of those fabulous wayward finishes. Credit also needs to go to his 50p forehead. 

[ElusiveEd]

Everything has fallen into place.

 

He must've known he was out of the door some weeks back.

 

I'd put my house on it that it was the very same week he really started to put himself around a helluva lot more than he usually did.

 

Those last 4 or 5 games he played I was even asking those around me in astonishment as to where this Daka had been all season? Some said he must've been given free reign by Rowett to chase down defenders and keepers, but it's apparent to me that it was him just showcasing and putting in the effort to appeal to future clubs to sign him.

 

it's no coincidence he decided to put a huge effort in once the writing was on the wall.

 

 

[broughtonblue]

Someone on this forum will state next season he is ripping 'insert league' apart, a good player but never quite delivered through lack of confidence 

[Wymsey]

5 minutes ago, broughtonblue said:

Someone on this forum will state next season he is ripping 'insert league' apart, a good player but never quite delivered through lack of confidence 

Was that the sole reason, though?

[Dmitry]

29 minutes ago, ElusiveEd said:

Everything has fallen into place.

 

He must've known he was out of the door some weeks back.

 

I'd put my house on it that it was the very same week he really started to put himself around a helluva lot more than he usually did.

 

Those last 4 or 5 games he played I was even asking those around me in astonishment as to where this Daka had been all season? Some said he must've been given free reign by Rowett to chase down defenders and keepers, but it's apparent to me that it was him just showcasing and putting in the effort to appeal to future clubs to sign him.

 

it's no coincidence he decided to put a huge effort in once the writing was on the wall.

 

 

Yes, he markedly improved as much as he could in the last matches, but even that wasn’t even good enough.
He will ply his trade on the outskirts of European football , or in some Gulf arabic club.

[Vlad the Fox]

1 hour ago, Wymsey said:

Was that the sole reason, though?

I’d guess the lack of confidence came when he realised he was completely and utterly out of his depth.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

7 hours ago, Dmitry said:

Yes, he markedly improved as much as he could in the last matches, but even that wasn’t even good enough.
He will ply his trade on the outskirts of European football , or in some Gulf arabic club.

The most obvious Turkish Super League signing ever.

[JimJams]

There's been interest in Spain. Could see him going to an Alaves or Elche or something similar.

[Fox92]

9 hours ago, broughtonblue said:

Someone on this forum will state next season he is ripping 'insert league' apart, a good player but never quite delivered through lack of confidence 

And the fact he's shit.

[funkyrobot]

15 hours ago, ElusiveEd said:

Everything has fallen into place.

 

He must've known he was out of the door some weeks back.

 

I'd put my house on it that it was the very same week he really started to put himself around a helluva lot more than he usually did.

 

Those last 4 or 5 games he played I was even asking those around me in astonishment as to where this Daka had been all season? Some said he must've been given free reign by Rowett to chase down defenders and keepers, but it's apparent to me that it was him just showcasing and putting in the effort to appeal to future clubs to sign him.

 

it's no coincidence he decided to put a huge effort in once the writing was on the wall.

 

 

Yeh agreed. In those last 5 games he went from looking like a competition winner who had never kicked a ball in his life to a competition winner who had once had a 10 minute kick around at school at play time to make up the numbers but had never been asked again. Truly astonishing turnaround 

[DJW1]

On 24/05/2026 at 22:33, westernpark said:

One funny thing is Daka doing shooting practice at Loughborough Uni- his wife(?) is a sprinter and practices there. He likes to shoot into an open goal but misses quite a few…

He also used to visit a local farm, where he was unable to hit a barn door with a banjo

[Lambert09]

has patson only just realised we’re relegated? Seems very odd to wait this long to post…. After he’s been released. So weird 
 

 

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Edited 29 May by Lambert09

[Leicester_Loyal]

Well we know from watching him ponder about the pitch for the past 5 years that his brain isn't the quickest.

[CornwallFox]

I think we should all agree to never mention him again so this thread doesn't rise to the top any more and we can begin the healing process, trying to forget.

[The Doctor]

On 24/05/2026 at 20:47, westernpark said:

. He should be hated (some Welsh people don’t) as much as Ayew. 

nah not having that. He always put his all onto the pitch and it's not his fault that our strategic squad building paid 23m for him and put him on a ton, then refused to try and recoup anything on him. Not even close to the bloke who trundled round with a face like a man chewing a wasp, acting like he was doing us a favour by putting on his boots

[westernpark]

3 minutes ago, The Doctor said:

nah not having that. He always put his all onto the pitch and it's not his fault that our strategic squad building paid 23m for him and put him on a ton, then refused to try and recoup anything on him. Not even close to the bloke who trundled round with a face like a man chewing a wasp, acting like he was doing us a favour by putting on his boots

I hate them both equally !

[Ted Maul]

3 minutes ago, The Doctor said:

nah not having that. He always put his all onto the pitch and it's not his fault that our strategic squad building paid 23m for him and put him on a ton, then refused to try and recoup anything on him. Not even close to the bloke who trundled round with a face like a man chewing a wasp, acting like he was doing us a favour by putting on his boots

Exactly. No ill-feeling towards him from me, gave his all (which wasn't good enough). Always struggled to hate anyone who put the effort in.