Eurovision 2023

[foxy boxing]

Should have wrote a better song 

[Bordersfox]

She can't sing, she can't dance, she can't rap.  Puff Daddy of Eurovision 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Thought it couldn't get any worse then she did the primary school spoken word bit and my national pride evaporated

[urban.spaceman]

1 minute ago, EnderbyFox said:

Worst home performance since us vs Bournemouth 

We have two home games left. please delete.

[Voll Blau]

3 minutes ago, Zear0 said:

Peter Hitchens is fuming at this. 

Is anyone surprised that these sick EUROCRATS love her?!?!?!?!!!!!! 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Our worst entry since Daz Sampson, the old bloke from stockport who sang about school and shagging pupils in the mid 00s

[Vlad the Fox]

I’ve just realised the secret of Eurovision's success, 80% of the countries are trying not to win.

[st albans fox]

Confusion - Cyprus aren’t going to award 12 points as Greece aren’t in it! 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Dixon must be stood there going "I could get the gals from mis teeq back and we could do better in second gear than that nonsense", in fact I reckon that is verbatim what shes thinking r n

[fazzyfox]

Yeah agree, meh, just an album track not a single, wasted opportunity but hey shiny, bland, undemanding, easily palatable, the easy option, the lowest common denominator satisfied. Meh.

[Zear0]

Forthcoming Eastern European cover of He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother is going to be tough going. 

Edited 13 May 2023 by Zear0

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I had completely forgotten about half of these, the Eurovision rollercoaster really does put you through the ringer 

 

Give it Finland or Belgium, I will go to sleep fumin if Sweden snag this, thinking they can just turn up and walk it

[PhillippaT]

4 minutes ago, Bordersfox said:

She can't sing, she can't dance, she can't rap.  Puff Daddy of Eurovision 

The only thing about her is the way she walks?  

[Parafox]

The whole lot of them have been awfully disappointing 

[Bordersfox]

Just now, Parafox said:

The whole lot of them have been awfully disappointing 

You didn't see the Finnish caterpillar?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

6 minutes ago, Bordersfox said:

She can't sing, she can't dance

 

BUT WHO CARES, SHE WALKS LIKE RIHANNA

[fazzyfox]

1 minute ago, Vlad the Fox said:

I’ve just realised the secret of Eurovision's success, 80% of the countries are trying not to win.

No one can afford to host it, reminds me of the time Ireland won it twice in consecutive years so the government came out and insisted they find the blandest, least likely to win song that they could, a plot that has the comedic potential of “The Producers”!!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just asked for the bill payers permission to vote, they denied me permission

[goody2028]

1 minute ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

BUT WHO CARES, SHE WALKS LIKE RIHANNA

 

[Zear0]

1 minute ago, fazzyfox said:

No one can afford to host it, reminds me of the time Ireland won it twice in consecutive years so the government came out and insisted they find the blandest, least likely to win song that they could, a plot that has the comedic potential of “The Producers”!!

[Leicesterpool]

2 minutes ago, Parafox said:

The whole lot of them have been awfully disappointing 

That's Eurovision for yer!

[Leicesterpool]

Sam Ryder should have returned... safer option

[Super_horns]

Definitely was better as the song went on but seemed slow and flat.

 

 

We liked Austria , Poland, France, Finland  and Italy but obviously far from a expert !

[Vlad the Fox]

Every time I see that women I hear this voice in my head scream “TANYA”

[goody2028]

Where’s yer spaceman gone