Ilias Chair

[MrsJohnMurphy]

32 minutes ago, moore_94 said:

Nah the club needs to go OTT if it happens

 

Have Enzo walking around DFS at Fosse Park looking at and trying chairs and saying these aren’t good enough, then we can see just Enzo looking at something and saying I like this chair

 

DFS van driving up to the training ground, stops at the security gate saying we have your new chair delivery and it drives in

 

Switches to Enzo walking through the training ground and someone saying his new chair is in his office

 

Camera behind Enzo as he opens his office door, initially the camera is blurry but it goes in over his shoulder and clears up to show Ilias Chair is stood there looking out the window with his back to camera so we see his name on his shirt and then Enzo says “yes this is the chair I wanted!”

 

Ilias Chair turns around and says “no no, it is pronounced (insert however it is pronounced)”

 

#Chair2027

 

Club need to give me the job ffs

Enzo walks around DFS testing a few, takes a seat.......... "Yes this one will do"

 

[FrankieADZ]

anything else concrete rumours wise been said?

[Groby_Blue]

53 minutes ago, moore_94 said:

Nah the club needs to go OTT if it happens

 

Have Enzo walking around DFS at Fosse Park looking at and trying chairs and saying these aren’t good enough, then we can see just Enzo looking at something and saying I like this chair

 

DFS van driving up to the training ground, stops at the security gate saying we have your new chair delivery and it drives in

 

Switches to Enzo walking through the training ground and someone saying his new chair is in his office

 

Camera behind Enzo as he opens his office door, initially the camera is blurry but it goes in over his shoulder and clears up to show Ilias Chair is stood there looking out the window with his back to camera so we see his name on his shirt and then Enzo says “yes this is the chair I wanted!”

 

Ilias Chair turns around and says “no no, it is pronounced (insert however it is pronounced)”

 

#Chair2027

 

Club need to give me the job ffs

That's knocked the stuffing out of me... 

[JimJams]

29 minutes ago, FrankieADZ said:

anything else concrete rumours wise been said?

I've got some ITK info but I'm going to sit on it a while longer...

 

[FoxinNotts]

Just now, JimJams said:

I've got some ITK info but I'm going to sit on it a while longer...

 

come on mate, chair it with us

[sylofox]

Surely an Ikea Chair is cheaper.

[FoxFossil]

1 hour ago, Claridge said:

No point in that as we would be 2nd behind them in the league and have the disappointment of losing cup finals like the champions league. 

Yeah but when the servant beats the master. It is written. Sing..Manchester City we're coming for Youuuu.

[FrankieADZ]

12 minutes ago, JimJams said:

I've got some ITK info but I'm going to sit on it a while longer...

 

[Claridge]

21 minutes ago, FoxFossil said:

Yeah but when the servant beats the master. It is written. Sing..Manchester City we're coming for Youuuu.

I like that, going to sing it tomorrow

[FosseSpark]

This is taking so (Chaise) Longue

 

 

[orangecity23]

54 minutes ago, FosseSpark said:

This is taking so (Chaise) Longue

 

 

Rudkin sets out to buy a Chair. Accidentally comes back with Shane Long

[MPH]

Is he cut from the right cloth to make it at Leicester though? That’s the big question…

[Sparrowhawk]

On 15/08/2023 at 11:57, Deeg67 said:

A guy named Chair really ought to be playing for Barca.

This has to be the most niche and obscure furniture design reference ever posted on Foxes Talk!

[Ryy]

https://x.com/owynnpa/status/1692517467757691349?s=46

[Foxes96]

2 minutes ago, Ryy said:

https://x.com/owynnpa/status/1692517467757691349?s=46

Wonder if this includes loans, ie. Rak-Sakyi? Or just permanent transfers? 

[Kierzz]

Sounds like we don't have a problem attracting players but we can't get rid of our own players that we don't want.

[Long Eaton Fox]

If Enzo really needs a chair he should come to Long Eaton. The international home of chairs. It even says it on the railway station. (Well furniture actually).

[Safestandingfox]

8 minutes ago, Ryy said:

https://x.com/owynnpa/status/1692517467757691349?s=46

Due to having someone relatively useless in business dealing with outgoings, if you have to take somewhat under market value for players so be it, save more money in the long run getting players in Enzo wants rather than not shifting and being sat on ultimately not wanted players 

[HankMarvin]

2 hours ago, FrankieADZ said:

anything else concrete rumours wise been said?

He is skilful and loves sticking it in the mixer.

[An Away Move]

Coming on here for updates and reading loads of puns about Chairs is pretty tedious. Bah humbug! 

[FoxinNotts]

4 minutes ago, An Away Move said:

Coming on here for updates and reading loads of puns about Chairs is pretty tedious. Bah humbug! 

It's all arm-less fun

[Stopharage]

ITK friend says Maresca is moving away from the idea of buying Chair, instead he’s going for Herman Miller. 

[Foxes96]

47 minutes ago, Ryy said:

https://x.com/owynnpa/status/1692517467757691349?s=46

 

44 minutes ago, Foxes96 said:

Wonder if this includes loans, ie. Rak-Sakyi? Or just permanent transfers? 

Thinking about it. As a minimum want 4 out who are all surplus to requirements (either fees or loans if we have to) - Ward, Iversen, Soumaré and Castagne, maybe Thomas as well and 1 in - Rak-Sakyi. 
 

 

Anything else would just be replacements for anyone who might leave, e.g. 

 

Daka —> Piroe / Archer 

Souttar —> Edwards / THB

 

 

 

[Lesta Legend]

31 minutes ago, Stopharage said:

ITK friend says Maresca is moving away from the idea of buying Chair, instead he’s going for Herman Miller. 

Had to google that and I was disappointed this was not some Scottish / German wonderkid but yet another fcking chair related joke. 

[Guest Dirkster the Fox]

OFGS I've just been told by a mate that Chesterfield beat us to it...........