Man Utd Home Match Thread

[foxfanazer]

Why the **** am I watching this?

[SafewayFox]

JJ heading the ball into the box from that throw in.

 

Such amateur stuff 

[Lako42]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

WYS sounded a bit half arsed. Hardly surprising

Sounded dreadful 

[foxfanazer]

Just now, SafewayFox said:

JJ heading the ball into the box from that throw in.

 

Such amateur stuff 

It's alright though because in his expert opinion he thinks we've got enough to stay up

[The Year Of The Fox]

Just now, foxfanazer said:

Why the **** am I watching this?

I’ve had a wedge on United at 4/5. That’s why 🤣

[kristianity77]

Let’s pretend 

let’s pretend

lets pretend we scored a goal

Letttttts pretend we scored a goal!

[Tuna]

A SHOT ON TARGET!

[beepee1984]

We had a chance to break and immediately turn back when we get to the final third

 

Correction we had a shot!

Edited 16 March by beepee1984

[fazzyfox]

Come on Ruud, it’s 0-0, why the long face?

[Sly]

That’ll help the xG, we had a shot on target 

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, foxfanazer said:

Why the **** am I watching this?

It's like rubber necking a really bad car crash. You know you shouldn't really look but can't help it.

[Sly]

Has anyone got the arrows to point at the goal? 

[Lako42]

1 minute ago, The Year Of The Fox said:

I’ve had a wedge on United at 4/5. That’s why 🤣

Mad odds

[Langston]

4 minutes ago, Izzy said:

WYS sounded a bit half arsed. Hardly surprising

I think it’s a bit of a dirge in general!

[trabuch]

Decent start (we might even score a goal - but I expect nothing will come of it and we'll concede shortly before half time)

Edited 16 March by trabuch

[Vowels]

The two balls played nonchalantly in to/across our own box are absolutely peak James Justin.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

United are pretty awful aren’t they.

[Staff]

That corner routine has never worked, yet we keep doing it. ****in amateurs 

[Tommy Fresh]

As if that's not a foul

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

Getting an early corner, taking it short and giving it straight back just epitomises this season. 
 

Inept,

 

Useless.

[Noahfence]

First time I’ve properly watched us since the Spurs game 

[Richmondfox]

1 minute ago, beepee1984 said:

We had a chance to break and immediately turn back when we get to the final third

 

Correction we had a shot!

He went for the easy option but a bad deflection gave us a chance. 

 

The same with JJ there. Terrible touch in an attacking position and suddenly United are attacking. 

[Vowels]

Just now, Staff said:

That corner routine has never worked, yet we keep doing it. ****in amateurs 

Probably works in training (against our own defence) all the time in fairness.

[HankMarvin]

52 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Gotta be an og 

He is up for it 

[RedSoxUK]

1 minute ago, Staff said:

That corner routine has never worked, yet we keep doing it. ****in amateurs 

We actually pay someone for this as well.