What would you do if we stayed up?

[hejammy]

10 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Shouldn't this be - What would you do if we scored 

Literally I only stayed till the end on Monday because I didn't want to miss the disingenuous chant of "We scored a goallllll, we scored a goallllll, we scored a goal - we scored a goal, we scored a goaallllll" - it my only saving grace this season. One I fear we won't actually see/hear until next season......

Edited 9 April by hejammy

[Phil Mitchell]

Jump in my Shirley’s cat flap. Phil.

[worth_the_wait]

On the way to the match on Monday night, I asked my good lady "if the bookies offered you odds of 5000-1 to stay up, would you put £10 on it?"

 

You can guess the reply ........................

[Gravel]

Give myself over to whatever depraved sex acts Rudkin wants me to perform.

 

 

 

 

Think I'm safe.👍

 

 

[CrazyKopCorner]

It would be a nightmare as we'd have the same again next season. 

 

It would only happen if Man City and Chelsea were to finally rightfully get done for proper cheating for years. 

[Phil Mitchell]

5 minutes ago, Gravel said:

Give myself over to whatever depraved sex acts Rudkin wants me to perform.

 

 

 

 

Think I'm safe.👍

 

 

Rudkin’s the sort of bloke who prefers missionary with his trousers still round his ankles. Phil.

[StanSP]

I'd anxiously wait for a random points deduction to be applied so that it sends us down anyway

 

[lcfc sheff]

Copious amounts of crack 

[Parafox]

27 minutes ago, Phil Mitchell said:

Rudkin’s the sort of bloke who prefers missionary with his trousers still round his ankles. Phil.

 

Who's pegging him from behind, then?

[Royston.]

wake up to soggy underwear

[surrifox]

7 hours ago, filthyfox said:

Just the pure fact that I hate them with every thread of my being 

I used to feel like that but it’s been transcended by the knowledge that if they continue in the prem for the next 200 years they will almost certainly win f*** all . Much more room in my reservoir of loathing for Everton and Arsenal 

[DezFox]

I would feel guilty and lose interest because secretly I would know I have either added manager or used the editor. 

[st albans fox]

More chance of me winning the lottery 

and I dont buy a ticket 

[The boy Linacre]

Laugh & be pleasantly surprised

[Wink84]

I'd probably check for deja vu's in the matrix if it happened. Something clearly went wrong.

[Glasgow fox]

What a stupid question there is more chance that everyone on foxestalk win the lottery on the same night with lucky dips ffs

[fazzyfox]

I would thank the PL legal team for the 70 point deduction handed to Man City then ask an Ipswich fan how they let us catch them.Then I’d pray that the outcome doesn’t disguise the problems and saves Rudkin’s ass.
Then I’d get absolutely rat faced and conga from the ground to the Kings Head roof (to clarify it’s a roof garden). 
Could happen 

[gerblod]

Start believing in divine intervention.

[RGFox]

Admin please close this thread as it's too depressing! 

[Foxmeister]

Sit in the home end at Chelsea next season and repeatedly shout come on Leicester you can beat this shower of sh1t.

[OntarioFox]

I'd use the £10 million from my winning bet to buy out the contracts of Faes, Daka etc and get them out of my club, just in case they get any funny ideas about staying.

 

Oh, and a one way ticket to the South Pole for Rudkin.

[Lako42]

Wank Phil Mitchell off

[Jakemoore]

I’d go and shag Dua Lipa because clearly my luck would be in!

Edited 11 April by Jakemoore

[Nalis]

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!