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The joke thread

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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6 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

My mate suffered a serious injury last weekend whilst attending the Teddybears Picnic.

 

Hopefully he'll end up O.K. - but he's not out of the woods yet...

Wait...

 

What...?

 

That joke was two or three pages back!

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Wymsey

Wymsey

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4 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

My mate suffered a serious injury last weekend whilst attending the Teddybears Picnic.

 

Hopefully he'll end up O.K. - but he's not out of the woods yet...

Just hope he hasn't lost his bearings..

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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1 minute ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Just hope he hasn't lost his bearings..

No, no, no... we had loads of awful bear puns the first time this joke was made. Why don't we all paws before we write something stupid?

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Wymsey

Wymsey

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Just now, Trav Le Bleu said:

No, no, no... we had loads of awful bear puns the first time this joke was made. Why don't we all paws before we write something stupid?

True, but don't want to see anyone getting barking mad over duplicate jokes.

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Izzy

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4 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

No, no, no... we had loads of awful bear puns the first time this joke was made. Why don't we all paws before we write something stupid?

My apologies Trav. I was a bit quick out of the traps on that one. Sorry :blush:

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Izzy

Izzy

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9 minutes ago, FerrisBueller said:

A friend of mine lives in a cold North American state, can't think what it's called, Alaska...

Image result for bueller

 

 

 

 

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ozleicester

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On 7/30/2017 at 16:19, Izzy Muzzett said:

Two peanuts were walking down the street.

 

One was a salted

Its a violent area.... at the same time...i heard there was a fish that got battered.

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Izzy

Izzy

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I was drinking in a bar when a gorgeous blonde approached and sat next to me.

 

She whispered in my ear "describe your perfect date to me"...

 

I said "Well, probably May 23rd. It's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket really..."

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Parafox

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1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I was drinking in a bar when a gorgeous blonde approached and sat next to me.

 

She whispered in my ear "describe your perfect date to me"...

 

I said "Well, probably May 23rd. It's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket really..."

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davieG

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1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I was drinking in a bar when a gorgeous blonde approached and sat next to me.

 

She whispered in my ear "describe your perfect date to me"...

 

I said "Well, probably May 23rd. It's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket really..."

Straight Jacket seems more suitable.

 

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