What grinds my gears...

[Sir Fynwy]

McDonalds adverts trying to make out their food isn't unhealthy shit

[Wymsey]

McDonalds adverts trying to make out their food isn't unhealthy shit

Their 'apple' pies and 'strawberry' milkshakes are healthy. 

Edited 30 September 2015 by Wymeswold fox

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

tough mudder bellends that absolutely reek of banter

[bovril]

tough mudder bellends that absolutely reek of banter

 

Google translate can't detect language.

[Stadt]

Eau de banter

[Rincewind]

Se la vie

[bovril]

Je suis fromage

[Carl the Llama]

Se la vie

C'est laver

[bovril]

Mein hund hat keine nase.

[Rincewind]

C'est laver

Thanks for the correction. I knew it looked wrong.

[Carl the Llama]

Thanks for the correction. I knew it looked wrong.

I'm not nearly kind enough to make a simple correction - what you see there is a rather brilliant if I do say so myself play on words:

"C'est la vie" is what you meant.  "Se" in French is the 3rd person reflexive pronoun so I wrote out the infinitive form of a common verb which uses it - "se laver", to wash oneself - and replaced the se with c'est, inverting the error in your post.  Fufufufu.

[Rincewind]

I'm not nearly kind enough to make a simple correction - what you see there is a rather brilliant if I do say so myself play on words:

"C'est la vie" is what you meant.  "Se" in French is the 3rd person reflexive pronoun so I wrote out the infinitive form of a common verb which uses it - "se laver", to wash oneself - and replaced the se with c'est, inverting the error in your post.  Fufufufu.

Yes that never clicked. Pretty sure 'lava' is also Spanish and 'lavatory' must come from the french or latin word. So translates as washroom. I used 'C'est la vie as a titke for one of my haikus so it was just lazy of me to not correct it.

Very clever play on words btw.

[Steven]

Ik was me.

[Carl the Llama]

People who don't buy dog toys for their year-old lab which spends long hours on its own during the day.

 

 

Ik was me.

I hope you remembered to do behind your ears.

[Danno]

Started smoking haven't i so spend literally every second of the day. Grim when you're with a girl and sound like you have lung cancer.

[ozleicester]

The worst things on Facebook are the bullshit random pictures with background "stories". 

 

 

This man quit his job to give a homeless elephant biscuits every day because no-one else would. We need more people like this. 

 

And no mention of the poor bastard behind the elephant, who gave up his job so he could collect and recycle elephant biscuit dung. Thereby saving the elephant..and the world!

 

Also, is that the worlds longest elephant, or is he a person of small stature?

Edited 5 October 2015 by ozleicester

[Alf Bentley]

And no mention of the poor bastard behind the elephant, who gave up his job so he could collect and recycle elephant biscuit dung. Thereby saving the elephant..and the world!

 

Also, is that the worlds longest elephant, or is he a person of small stature?

 

 

You obviously didn't see the photo taken a few seconds later?

 

The bloke behind was from a local indigenous pygmy tribe. He mischievously pulled the elephant's tail and the biscuit man at the front was crushed by the elephant's trunk. Horrible mess. 

[bovril]

Saudi Arabia. Philistines building concrete and glass monstrosities in the desert, compensating for an obvious inferiority complex by destroying the culture of their neighbours, either directly in Yemen or indirectly as in Syria. Utter cvnts.

[Parafox]

And no mention of the poor bastard behind the elephant, who gave up his job so he could collect and recycle elephant biscuit dung. Thereby saving the elephant..and the world!

 

Also, is that the worlds longest elephant, or is he a person of small stature?

 

"Dougal, this elephant is close up... that man is faaaarrr awayyyy"

[Mike Oxlong]

Emails.

Bain of my life.

[Jattdogg]

Sales people who ring the doorbell even though you have a "no soliciting" sign on your door.

Makes me want to go terry tate (see YouTube) on their a$$es.

[Rincewind]

Well at least they were only selling goods and not their bodies.

Change the wording of the sign.

[Jattdogg]

Well at least they were only selling goods and not their bodies.

Change the wording of the sign.

This is in canada so people know what it means....or they are just stupid.

[MC Prussian]

Autumn leaves on a slippery surface - my way to work has just gotten a tad bit more dangerous.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Wilko's decision to ditch the single queue checkout system.

 

Furious