What grinds my gears...

[Carl the Llama]

I defiantly do not.

[DB11]

Wtf is this shit.

 

Sorceror's Stone? I always thought it was Philosopher's Stone

[Footballwipe]

That's the US name for the first book, not sure if the ROW gets Philosopher's or Sorceror's though

[Nalis]

The Unmumsy Mum.

Raised a small smile when I read the Ruth post on Facebook but its not this amazingly funny post a lot of people seem to think it is. Classic example of how filling something full with expletives and the caps lock stuck does not always make it funny.

[The Doctor]

True but I don't think it's really the same thing. I would love it if someone wrote a note in the book saying "3 out of 5 stars. Fairly enjoyable but somewhat predictable. Harry comes across as something of a loser and I can't relate to that." Then maybe go on to recommend something else

I'd rather they go around putting the twists in the front - just open the sixth on and it just says Dumbleton dies, copies of planet of the apes saying "turns out it's earth".

Things anyone not living under a rock should know of course, not obscure murder mystery books with the killers identity on the first page

[Buce]

I'd rather they go around putting the twists in the front - just open the sixth on and it just says Dumbleton dies, copies of planet of the apes saying "turns out it's earth".

Things anyone not living under a rock should know of course, not obscure murder mystery books with the killers identity on the first page

Hmm. Dumbledore actually dies at the end of the fifth book (HP And The Half-Blood Prince), as anyone not living under a rock should know..

Sorry, Doc, couldn't resist it.

[The Doctor]

Hmm. Dumbledore actually dies at the end of the fifth book (HP And The Half-Blood Prince), as anyone not living under a rock should know..

Sorry, Doc, couldn't resist it.

Yeah, but I wasn't talking about dumbledore, I (or rather auto correct) was talking about Dumbleton, who dies at some point, presumably.

[Buce]

Yeah, but I wasn't talking about dumbledore, I (or rather auto correct) was talking about Dumbleton, who dies at some point, presumably.

Nope.

There is no Dumbleton, only Dumbledore.

[The Blur]

All these chill jokes doing rounds on FB. At least all other fads were funny for a bit before the novelty factor wear off but this fad was never funny at all. 

Edited 22 September 2015 by The Blur

[SystonFox]

That look he gives when you say N'golo Kante and chill

Are they really classed as jokes? Whatever they are its ****ing bizarre

[ScouseFox]

i know right who even gives a "look" these days man 21st century you just say right love im gonna put me dick in yer mouth 

[SystonFox]

i know right who even gives a "look" these days man 21st century you just say right love im gonna put me dick in yer mouth

I don't even bother with telling her. As mr Nike said. Just do it

[Merging Cultures]

I think I have said this before, but the term 'pre-planned'. The radio (LBC) are using it at the moment to talk about some police activity that happened in the UK.

 

To plan an activity, you have to do the planning before the action is carried out. Otherwise you are doing an unplanned activity. There is no need to say 'pre'.

[Buce]

I think I have said this before, but the term 'pre-planned'. The radio (LBC) are using it at the moment to talk about some police activity that happened in the UK.

To plan an activity, you have to do the planning before the action is carried out. Otherwise you are doing an unplanned activity. There is no need to say 'pre'.

A glaring tautology, indeed.

[The Blur]

One for kingcarr!

 

 

"Selfie spoons"

 

I do not have any problems with a selfie in certain circumstances (at a landmark etc) but this? I despair. 

Edited 23 September 2015 by The Blur

[Darkon84]

One for kingcarr!

 

 

"Selfie spoons"

 

I do not have any problems with a selfie in certain circumstances (at a landmark etc) but this? I despair. 

 

 

What the actual FVCK is this sh1t?! A register should be taken of the people dickwheels that buy them, then rounded up and catapulted as far in to the sea as possible!

Edited 23 September 2015 by Darkon84

[Guest MattP]

People who share their own "Facebook memories" - often was bad enough seeing it the first time without reminding us again of what you said or did on this day two years ago.

[Wymsey]

Facebook altogether.

 

Pile of s**t really.

Edited 23 September 2015 by Wymeswold fox

[bovril]

People who share their own "Facebook memories" - often was bad enough seeing it the first time without reminding us again of what you said or did on this day two years ago.

 

Indeed. We seem to have become a society where opinion and belief have been substituted for an endless regurgitation of 'memories' and 'events'.

 

Or maybe I'm just a cynical grumpy cvnt.

[lianne81]

People who share their own "Facebook memories" - often was bad enough seeing it the first time without reminding us again of what you said or did on this day two years ago.

have to agree with you on this one , really gets on my tits x

[Rincewind]

I shared my memory last time. But only with friends.

[Buce]

People who use facebook, then moan about the morons who use facebook.

[Rincewind]

One way to keep in touch with family and the friends I am likely to see later in the day.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Where is the selfie dildo?... I'm taking that straight to Dragon's Den

[Webbo]

Where is the selfie dildo?... I'm taking that straight to Dragon's Den

A selfie in both senses of the word, I'm in.