Guest Posted 8 July 2013 Posted 8 July 2013 I think anyone that owns a dog should always pick it up, how would you like it if I came in your living room and done a big shit on your carpet and then just walked out the front door. Yep. That's exactly the same. Well done
Kitchandro Posted 8 July 2013 Posted 8 July 2013 I think anyone that owns a dog should always pick it up, how would you like it if I came in your living room and done a big shit on your carpet and then just walked out the front door. When she shits in people's living rooms we always pick it up. Or at the very least we sweep it under the carpet. We don't apologise though. Fvck apologising for mother nature.
The Horse's Mouth Posted 8 July 2013 Posted 8 July 2013 I prefer the modern era, if you don't want to pick up shit don't buy a shitting machine. Simple as, I don't want to be on my guard at all times because some lazy cvnt couldn't be bothered to pick up his dogs business.
pSinatra Posted 8 July 2013 Posted 8 July 2013 Did plenty of nappy changing, dog shit bins are in league of their own, the stuff is in there fermenting all day and probably over several days as I rarely see them being emptied and the ones I've used always seem full. Having worked for Blaby District Council & you living in that area, I can tell you that there are 2 dog wardens. However, I always used to wonder "what exactly is it that they do?". Seriously, I never (not ever) saw them doing anything of any value. As for the people responsible for emptying dog bins. You won't be surprised to know that we used to call one of them 'Do Nowt' & another 'Drive By'. I worked on the gardening side & occasionally I would have to strim the grass along alleyways. I would say that Glenfield is pretty bad for it compared to other areas in the district. The A50 side is bad, but it was the alleys off Somerset Drive & Elm Tree Avenue that were particularly bad........with people taking their dogs up the golf course. I have strimmed a lot of dog shit hidden in long grass. We used to call it strimmer's aftershave..........it goes everywhere & it is fvcking disgusting. Always strim with your mouth closed!!!
Guest MattP Posted 8 July 2013 Posted 8 July 2013 My mate once took a shit in the bunker on the golf course so don't always assume it's the dogs.
pSinatra Posted 8 July 2013 Posted 8 July 2013 My mate once took a shit in the bunker on the golf course so don't always assume it's the dogs. One of the binmen got sacked for taking a shit in someone's back garden!! When you've got to go..........
Wymsey Posted 8 July 2013 Posted 8 July 2013 My Step-Father's dog (when he was a pup) 'did one' on the side of a dining table chair not long before he purchased him - he grabbed the dog's head and stuck his nose in the 'thing'. It taught him big time.
The Horse's Mouth Posted 8 July 2013 Posted 8 July 2013 My Step-Father's dog (when he was a pup) 'did one' on the side of a dining table chair not long before he purchased him - he grabbed the dog's head and stuck his nose in the 'thing'. It taught him big time. dafuq
LestaFox92 Posted 8 July 2013 Posted 8 July 2013 I do pick my dog's up but there has been times i've forgot to grab a plastic bag and it's not even like i can pretend she's pissing because my dog just sits there tensing up like a body builder anyways it's only happend once or twice luckily the first time the coast was clear second time not so lucky some women came out the shop so i ran off.
Saxondale Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Let your dog do a small shit on the pavement = get an £80 fine. Let your horse lay a gigantic cascade of enormous pellets of shit all over the pavement = no problem.
separator Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 My mate once took a shit in the bunker on the golf course so don't always assume it's the dogs. I used to work in Leicester Superbowl and somebody once had a shit in the Quasar arena. This is why I have a cat. The local cats keep shitting over my front lawn
The God Emperor Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Modern era man 100%. anyone who's unknowingly stood in some bugger's Dog's mess and then climbed up a ladder will agree I'm sure
whoareyaaa Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 My Step-Father's dog (when he was a pup) 'did one' on the side of a dining table chair not long before he purchased him - he grabbed the dog's head and stuck his nose in the 'thing'. It taught him big time. My Step-Father used to do this with the Cat when it pissed in the lounge, he would grab its neck rub its face in the piss and then launch it across the room... I think it only did again once. Must be a Step-Father thing.
davieG Posted 6 October 2015 Posted 6 October 2015 Should dog owners be fined for not carrying mess bags? By Leicester Mercury | Posted: October 06, 2015 Should dog owners be fined for not carrying mess bags? Comments (1)Dog owners could be fined £100 if they are caught walking their pet without a mess bag, according to reports. The penalty, which is being introduced by Daventry council in Northamptonshire, will be imposed on the owner regardless of whether the animal makes a mess in public or not. If the scheme is successful it could be implemented across the country, according to the Daily Mail. A Kennel Club spokesman told the newspaper: "We support local authorities being proactive but many are already struggling to enforce anti-fouling rules. "Are they going to approach every single dog owner and ask to see a bag, without the owner having done anything wrong?" However, environmentalists have welcomed the move and Daventry council claim there has been huge support for the measure. Do you think dog owners should be fined for not carrying mess bags? Or, do you think the law would be impossible to enforce? Let us know your views by voting in our poll – which can be found to the right hand side of the page – and leaving a comment in the section below. Read more: http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/dog-owners-fined-carrying-mess-bags/story-27930002-detail/story.html#ixzz3nmZF2bSY Follow us: @Leicester_Merc on Twitter | leicestermercury on Facebook
simmo1977 Posted 6 October 2015 Posted 6 October 2015 White dog shit used to happen because of the chalk they put in the dog food to bulk it out, new regulations stopped them using chalk. I know too much about dog poo. Always pick my dogs up as we live in a village where there is always a lot of kids playing around, when ours were younger would hate them to have trod in it that's why I always pick it up.
Countryfox Posted 6 October 2015 Posted 6 October 2015 Top tip. Don't buy them dog shit bags at about £1.25 for 50 when you can get a packet of 300 nappy sacks for 30p at the supermarket.... and they're perfumed !
cambridgefox Posted 6 October 2015 Posted 6 October 2015 Amazed at what I've read there. I've no seen dog shit on the street for years. If they don't pick it up they should be in court. Modern definitely, dog turd is disgusting. A side question, whatever happened to white dog shit? White dog shit?play in the Championship.Leeds Utd.
Guest Col city fan Posted 7 October 2015 Posted 7 October 2015 Let your dog do a small shit on the pavement = get an £80 fine. Let your horse lay a gigantic cascade of enormous pellets of shit all over the pavement = no problem. Absolutely!! Why is this? Dog owners should be expected to clear up their dog's shite but the mess horses leave on roads is ten times worse. Yet the horse rider just smiles and moves on. As does the horse....
Bellend Sebastian Posted 7 October 2015 Posted 7 October 2015 You've got to admit a clutch of horse eggs isn't as grim as a dog one. I assume it's because horses don't eat meat (despite my efforts). Imagine what a Tiger chod would be like. Doesn't bear thinking about. You wouldn't put that on your roses
Webbo Posted 7 October 2015 Posted 7 October 2015 You've got to admit a clutch of horse eggs isn't as grim as a dog one. I assume it's because horses don't eat meat (despite my efforts). Imagine what a Tiger chod would be like. Doesn't bear thinking about. You wouldn't put that on your roses You say that but I heard on the radio once that if you put lion wee on your garden it stops cats pooing on your lawn.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 7 October 2015 Posted 7 October 2015 If that smells even vaguely like my cat's piss you won't be going in your garden either
Guest Col city fan Posted 7 October 2015 Posted 7 October 2015 You've got to admit a clutch of horse eggs isn't as grim as a dog one. I assume it's because horses don't eat meat (despite my efforts). Imagine what a Tiger chod would be like. Doesn't bear thinking about. You wouldn't put that on your roses
EastAnglianFox Posted 7 October 2015 Posted 7 October 2015 A couple of unknowns in our little village always just leave the narrow footpaths full of their dog shit! Luckily some lovely slightly scary old dear always comes out and sprays it all with either luminous pink or green spray paint, the path majestically turns into a minature airport runway strip at night time!
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