Steven Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I am trying to think of something worse than this to happen to me without dying and I am struggling. Father, 48, was almost castrated after getting his testicles caught on a piece of metal when he slid off the back of his boat http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html
Captain... Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I am trying to think of something worse than this to happen to me without dying and I am struggling. Father, 48, was almost castrated after getting his testicles caught on a piece of metal when he slid off the back of his boat http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html He's got a boat with a jet-ski, I'd give my left nut for one of them...
MikeyT Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I read that article with constant anguish on my face! The poor blokes dangleberries!
RobHawk Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 He's got a boat with a jet-ski, I'd give my left nut for one of them... You wanna be careful after your recent experiences! That's how rumours start!! "I just read Captain Pancake Face has ripped his nuts off in a terrible boating accident!"
bovril Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I'm trying to pluck up the courage to read that but I just can't do it.....
StanSP Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I don't even need/want to click on the link to the article. Read enough in the original post and now I have a mental image I never thought I would have today!
goose2010 Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 The line "Mr Lovett's testicles were dangling by just the vas deferens tubes" is just too much i couldnt read on after that!
darko2k7 Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I am trying to think of something worse than this to happen to me without dying and I am struggling. Father, 48, was almost castrated after getting his testicles caught on a piece of metal when he slid off the back of his boat http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html I think that would be worse .
Bellend Sebastian Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I think what would be worse is for that to happen, and then there be one of these swimming around where you fell in: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/10234986/Swedish-men-told-to-beware-testicle-munching-fish.html Despite the horror, I think you'd still find yourself thinking, 'Christ, that's bad luck'
jonthefox Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 If you had to choose between your knob or your nuts, what would it be?.
Captain... Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 If you had to choose between your knob or your nuts, what would it be?. I'd rather lose my knob, I might make opening the door more difficult, but I'd still be able to have kids.
Stadt Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 If you had to choose between your knob or your nuts, what would it be?.How would you urinate without a penis?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 They can build you a fanny out of mangled nutsack
The Year Of The Fox Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I don't believeca word of that. It's from the DM
21st Century Fox Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 Yeah...... Experts have warned Swedish men to keep their swimming trunks on if taking a dip in a sound off the country's southern coast, after a South American fish known for attacking testicles was discovered in the area. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/10234986/Swedish-men-told-to-beware-testicle-munching-fish.html
sphericalfox Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I've told this story before, but there was a lad who was severely bullied when I was at school, and the bastards stole his bag (school) and hung it up on the top the school football posts. Said young man couldn't reach it and climbed up to get it. Unfortunately he clipped and managed to catch himself on the net hook further up the pole. Well as you can imagine the damage done was severe. My understanding is that he ran all the way home holding his sack together to his mother who almost fainted when he came through the door. Just typing out that story makes my pods shrink up inside of me.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 They can build you a fanny out of mangled nutsack
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