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Mack

Christmas get together?

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We used to have an annual football match. U21 vs. O21. The first one was July 2007. I'd never met anyone off FT before. I was a couple of weeks shy of my 21st but was allowed in the O21 goal on the principle that I was rubbish at football but enjoyed a drink. I put in a performance that Toni Schumacher would be proud of, pole axing lildave3 as he was clear through (definitely not a penalty...) all while struggling to kick the ball past the edge of the penalty area. My sheer ineptitude must have put the fear in Bert, I've never seen him miss the target so much since. I think that's the main reason the match finished so close. Later that night I got very drunk and woke up the next morning in a hotel room to the sight of Fez sharing a bed with a topless TPH, who was eating last night's kebab. Next to me was a multipack of brand new M&S socks, left behind by Manwell Pablo after he did a runner in the middle of the night. I've never felt so slightly violated. I'd do it again in a flash.

 

 

 

If I wasn't away I'd be all up for that.

 

You're still the one I've yet to embrace, mon frere.

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I think I'll leave this to the new generation. If I did ever want to discuss moving the kop or how amazing huuuuume and gudjonsson are for 3 hours though, I'll know where to come.

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I think I'll leave this to the new generation. If I did ever want to discuss moving the kop or how amazing huuuuume and gudjonsson are for 3 hours though, I'll know where to come.

 

 

Somebody needs to lead the way and show them how a shirt should be worn, surely....... ?

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Where is lildave3 these days?

He's around.

Just thinks he's American these days.

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I'm sure it will be fun as long as we steer discussion topics away from politics, the vulnerable, religion, football, Pearson, economics, foreigners, immigration, race bankers and morris dancing.

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I'm sure it will be fun as long as we steer discussion topics away from politics, the vulnerable, religion, football, Pearson, economics, foreigners, immigration, race bankers and morris dancing.

 

 

Were safe with swapping the kop and family stand then .

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Who actually would turn up? Would you genuinely get any of the big hitters?

I had 7 people give me a good kicking once and I put 2 of them on their arses.Does that count?

Ps I always add a person each time I tell it.

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I'm more concerned about these multi-arsed individuals. Do they have special chairs?

I'm more concerned about these multi-arsed individuals. Do they have special chairs?

Big hitters? we're not at school now mate.

Not after the restraining order, eh?

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Some big shitters will turn up no doubt,

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Who actually would turn up? Would you genuinely get any of the big hitters?

 

lol You're not even joking are you?

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