Billy Davies poised for Director of Football role at Leicester City

[Fez of Mahrez]

Just trying to think of a good April Fools headline for the Merc. Any better suggestions?

[indierich06]

"Jermaine Beckford, Neil Danns and Paul Gallagher will be like new signings next season" - Pearson

[Monk]

Edgar Davids and David Beckham to come out of retirement to play one last season for their idol Nigel.

[Babylon]

"Interesting stuff inside today's mercury... and not just adverts, deaths and Keith Vaz... honest"

[jonthefox]

"We won't raise the prices next season" - Top.

[Babylon]

Top.

Anyone actually seen him recently... he sort of vanished with Sven!

[Woollett's Wellies]

Beagrie appointed head of publicity at King Power Stadium.

[davieG]

Pearson appointed Forest manager.

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Dennis Wise to return to spearhead Leicester in the premier league as managerial replacement for the inept Nigel Pearson

[kingcarr21]

'Its because of me Leicester won the league' says Sven Goran Erikkson

[Kitchandro]

'City deducted 20 points'.

[ElusiveEd]

Bernie poised to address the Oxford University Debating Society

 

(Edited to add, I swear I posted this before seeing the 'This will Cheer You Up' thread.......Fvcking hilarious)

[Woollett's Wellies]

Nat Jackson. Love rat Davies tells all!

 

"Some nights he would turn into a squirrel and use his tail in wonderful ways". Says EMT presenter.

[gerrytaggart]

Statue of Ade Akinbiyi to be unveiled outside the KP.

[FoxInTheBox89]

Wes Morgan to grow afro for sports aid

[FrankieADZ]

Forest fans finally stop talking about past glories....

[rico]

 Leicester,Derby and Forest to compete for Gary Charles Trophy

 

[Alf Bentley]

"Billy Davies poised for Director of Football at Leicester City"?!?

 

No! No! No! An April Fool needs to be more credible than that....

 

"Billy Davies poised for Director of Sleaze at Pornhub"

"Appoints Tommy Sheridan as his right-hand man"

"I plan to expand our range of gob(b)lin(') videos", says former Forest supremo

[MC Prussian]

"We have content."

[foxfanazer]

Marcin to quit football to take up ballet

[Lineker's Left Foot]

Leicester,Derby and Forest to compete for Gary Charles Trophy

 

I like that !!

"City poised to sign Kjetil Osvold on a permanent"

[Leicester_Numan]

'City deducted 20 points'.

For our 'unfair advantage' no doubt

[davieG]

Cryuff to sign for Leicester City.

[BrummieFOX]

'Family Stand set for switch with The Kop.'

[Woollett's Wellies]

Marcin claims Ukraine is 'part of his back garden'..Ukraine President says 'fair enough'.