WhatsHisName Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 ''Police investigate reports of man carrying out sexual act on horse in Leicester'' Police described the suspect as being between 15 and 20-years-old, white, about 5’5†tall and with short dark scruffy hair.http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Police-investigate-indecency-offence-horse/story-21217849-detail/story.html Very strange
Babylon Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Absolutely no one at all. Anyone notice that Shaun Lock seems to be sitting on the left side?
Merging Cultures Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 This needs to be a poll. Votes so far: Lamby 2 Ken 1
Guest Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 This needs to be a poll. Votes so far: Lamby 2 Ken 1 It's just like the classifieds
Brooksy Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Anyone notice that Shaun Lock seems to be sitting on the left side? Yep was just about to mention that
Bellend Sebastian Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Depending on what the sex act was, the perpetrator may not have been standing up, so could in fact be much taller than the height given. I'm basically incriminating myself here, oops
Manwell Pablo Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Would say Lamby all day long but the incident took place in Leicester, as he's a dim witted cockney that rules him out.
Lamby Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Lamby. So I've dyed my hair now and shrunk an inch have I?
Guest MattP Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 It's ain't Lamby,a cat wouldn't need treatment after being ploughed with his piece.
johnny the fox Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Nobody would of known if the rohypnol hadn't worn off too quick..sorry i'll hand myself in.
Webbo Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Was the horse homeless? No, he's in a stable relationship.
Tielemans63 Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Who's to say that it wasn't the horse performing a sex act on the man? Why isn't anyone looking for this disgusting rapist horse?
Buce Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 It says the horse needed vetinary treatment: tranquilizers or the morning-after pill?
Beliall Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 No, he's in a stable relationship. quality punnage right there!
johnny the fox Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 http://news.uk.msn.com/balcony-fall-pair-were-having-sex-1 This is why Im sticking with my friend, she's in the 3.30 at kempton..
Dan Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 It won't have been Lamby. He never turns up in Leicester.
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