Finnegan Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 I think Ken would accept being caught blowing Black Beauty's beastly baton for a shot at being 15 to 20 again.
Alf Bentley Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 This bloke's had a mare. Saw the mane chance, came up on the blind side and took it by a length. Good ride.
lavrentis Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Check down Narborough road... This is gettin scary now It ain't me
VLC86 Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 So I've dyed my hair now and shrunk an inch have I? This is exactly how a horse ****er would answer that question. Guilty as charged!
Raj Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Witnesses say the horse was very sad at the time.....it had a long face.....i'll fook off...
DennisNedry Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 What the hell could he have done to a horse sexually that resulted in it needing medical care?
kingfox Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 kingfox is awfully quiet recently... I'm 5ft11, and prefer Dogs anyway.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 I think Ken would accept being caught blowing Black Beauty's beastly baton for a shot at being 15 to 20 again. lol
Stadt Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 To blame Lamby or not to blame Lamby, now that is equestrian.
AoWW Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 I'm 5ft11, and prefer Dogs anyway. We all know that men exaggerate their size.
kingfox Posted 11 June 2014 Posted 11 June 2014 Some person got pulled up before, for fookin the Braunstone donkeys. So obviously, it's a key hobbie on that shit estate.
MPH Posted 12 June 2014 Posted 12 June 2014 To blame Lamby or not to blame Lamby, now that is equestrian. He has to be the mane suspect. .
Webbo Posted 12 June 2014 Posted 12 June 2014 Some person got pulled up before, for fookin the Braunstone donkeys. So obviously, it's a key hobbie on that shit estate. Perhaps the horses around there are especially attractive?
WhatsHisName Posted 12 June 2014 Author Posted 12 June 2014 Depending on what the sex act was, the perpetrator may not have been standing up, so could in fact be much taller than the height given. I'm basically incriminating myself here, oops The horse could have been on it's back
Parafox Posted 12 June 2014 Posted 12 June 2014 At 5'5" he could probaly stand under the horse. Maybe he bit it's c0ck off. Some person got pulled up before, for fookin the Braunstone donkeys. And they used to be such a nice family. Hand Avenue has let itself go.
WhatsHisName Posted 12 June 2014 Author Posted 12 June 2014 If somebody with short dark scruffy hair wanted to give you a handshake, would you shake their hand ?
separator Posted 19 June 2014 Posted 19 June 2014 http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Teenager-arrested-sexual-assault-horse-Leicester/story-21263279-detail/story.html 19yo arrested and released on bail (of hay?). Lets hope they have arrested the mane cuprit, pretty sick to be foal-ing around with horses this way.
WhatsHisName Posted 20 June 2014 Author Posted 20 June 2014 ''Police said today that the man was arrested on Wednesday and has been released on police bail pending further inquiries.'' That means that your pets are not yet safe, so please keep an eye on your cats, dogs, horses, gerbils and gold fish.
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