Beliall Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 I have the health of a 42 year old. I have lived 49% of my life. I will die in 2049. whos thread is this?
pSinatra Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 Snuff it at 84 I'm beating the average lifespan for someone my age by 7 years Half a life gone......42 years to go!!
DennisNedry Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 Your results: 73-year lifespan You have 52 years left to live. You will die in 2066 at age 73. You are behind the average lifespan for someone your age by 3 years. To put it another way, you have the health of a 24 year old man. You have lived 29% of your life already.
Vacamion Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 I ain't clicking that. I live in Glasgow and am in my 40s, a tad overweight (but lost a few LBs over recent years) and smoked for 20 years. This means I died 8 months ago.... I don't want to know when my number is on the ticket, thanks.
Mark_w Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 You have 55 years left to live. You will die in 2069 at age 74. You are behind the average lifespan for someone your age by 2 years. To put it another way, you have the health of a 21 year old man. You have lived 26% of your life already. Thanks, that's really cheered me up.
Rincewind Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 Not sure if I want to do this. Did it anyway 81 for me which and I am about right health wise for my age I put my ideal age as 100
fazzyfox Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 Whilst reading this as I walked down the street I fell down a manhole and suffered serious organ damage (no not that one, the internal ones). The Doctors say I've only got 48 hours to live, oh well, at least I found out.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 You have 55 years left to live. You will die in 2069 at age 74. You are behind the average lifespan for someone your age by 2 years. To put it another way, you have the health of a 21 year old man. You have lived 26% of your life already. Thanks, that's really cheered me up.Never would have guessed you were 19I got: Your results: 79-year lifespan You have 52 years left to live. You will die in 2066 at age 79. You are beating the average lifespan for someone your age by 3 years. To put it another way, you have the health of a 24 year old man. You have lived 34% of your life already That last one is particularly upsetting... I'm a third of my life done and all I've done for this world is made some spammy animations. Better get inventing
FoxesAreBlue Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 I'm 26 Your results: 77-year lifespan You have 51 years left to live. You will die in 2065 at age 77. You are beating the average lifespan for someone your age by 1 years. To put it another way, you have the health of a 25 year old man. You have lived 34% of your life.
johnny the fox Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 Iv'e come to terms with my mortality now....it gives me comfort to know I have donated my 18 inch cock to science or as a draft Excluder..
Steven Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 You have 38 years left to live. You will die in 2052 at age 91. You are beating the average lifespan for someone your age by 12 years. To put it another way, you have the health of a 41 year old man. You have lived 58% of your life already. Quite possible as all my father's family are old bastards.
Salieri Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 I'm 39 and despite smoking and drinking on a regular basis I get to live to 82. Was gonna quit the fags (not the booze, don't be ridiculous), shan't bother now.
MooseBreath Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 Not sure if I want to do this. Did it anyway 81 for me which and I am about right health wise for my age I put my ideal age as 100 Just to avoid any guilt on my part, I feel the need to remind you that this doesn't supersede any advice given to you by your doctor.
Guest Col city fan Posted 4 July 2014 Posted 4 July 2014 You have 55 years left to live. You will die in 2069 at age 74. You are behind the average lifespan for someone your age by 2 years. To put it another way, you have the health of a 21 year old man. You have lived 26% of your life already. Thanks, that's really cheered me up.</p> You are 19! Crikey...I had you as older.
kingcarr21 Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 73 so have 45 years left. i will make sure to retire at an early age then
cambridgefox Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 78 Really bad,I put my Grandads details in who is already 94 as we were talking about my kids height and weight so knew his. Congrats he will make a 100 according to this.
Alf Bentley Posted 8 July 2014 Posted 8 July 2014 Your results: 83-year lifespan You have 32 years left to live. You will die in 2046 at age 83. You are beating the average lifespan for someone your age by 4 years. To put it another way, you have the health of a 47 year old man. You have lived 61% of your life already. As I'm overweight, have a heart condition and have spent years boozing to excess, I suspect they may be optimistic... On the other hand, non-smoker, good longevity in the family, reasonable diet, sunny disposition ( ), so maybe they're right...... UUUURRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! Ner-Ner, Ner-Ner, Ner-Ner
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