Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot Posted 5 October 2014 Posted 5 October 2014 I remember a few years ago the Stoke fans singing to Ashley Cole 'she's going to file, file, file, file, file for divorce' to the tune of Cheryl Coles then current single, whatever it was called, when it came out he'd been playing around. Hilarious.
Basingstoke Fox Posted 5 October 2014 Posted 5 October 2014 There were a few funny Harry Potter chants aimed at a steward who looked like him (had glasses on) at Yeovil away last season. I think one was along the lines of "You bummed Hermione" "You bummed Hermione" Remember that. Also their mascot who came over with that young kid at half time and was making gestures towards our end if I remember right. We responded to him with "You're just a green Jimmy Saville". When we played Leeds a couple of years ago, towards the end of the game the power went out in their end. They responded to that with "We're Leeds United, we glow in the dark". Was in a sh*t mood at the time but found that genuinely hilarious!
Rhysm Posted 5 October 2014 Posted 5 October 2014 Not so funny the actual chant but really made me laugh when we played the home leg in Europe under o Neil. Think is was red star Belgrade but might be wrong. Entire away section of east stand "fock you leicester. Fock you" repeat x200
Lineker's Left Foot Posted 5 October 2014 Posted 5 October 2014 a bit homophobic,but i like the 'does your boyfriend know you're here?' chant to Brighton fans That is quality although Brighton respond by singing "you're too ugly to be gay"
Freesolo Posted 5 October 2014 Author Posted 5 October 2014 Not so funny the actual chant but really made me laugh when we played the home leg in Europe under o Neil. Think is was red star Belgrade but might be wrong. Entire away section of east stand "fock you leicester. Fock you" repeat x200 yea it was RSB in the UEFA cup but Peter Taylor was the manager although MON got us there by winning the League Cup the season before, his last season before he left for Celtic Props to anyone who went to Belgrade for the away leg there fan's are the some of the most racist, dangerous Ultras in Europe
ScouseFox Posted 5 October 2014 Posted 5 October 2014 probably that time half of l1 were singing harry redknapp's name when he was linked with us a few year's back because they wanted him to be our manager. man that was funny looking back.
JIMMYWILLIS Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 I started a good one at Madrid away. We were held back after and they had these people going round the home sections collecting the padded cushions off the seats. One city fan managed to get to that bit and as part of his ruse to leave collected a few and headed for the exits "We can see you sneaking out" Proud moment
jimmeh Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 Also find the gerrard song Chelsea fans sing at the moment amusing. Steve gerrard gerrard, he fell on his ****in arse, he gave it to demba ba, steve Gerrard Gerrard.
LcFc_Smiv Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 Us playing Newcastle at home in the Championship, think it was 2010 when Wellens got sent off. Newcastle fans chirped up with "their here their there, their every ****ing where, empty Zeets". Remember the remainder of the game being as many chants with the word 'zeets' in.
Finnegan Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 Millwall supporters are wankers. This. Followed by Wasyl taking out their goalkeeper and them bursting in to "that's why we love you." Classic.
Filbert_Ross Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 yea it was RSB in the UEFA cup but Peter Taylor was the manager although MON got us there by winning the League Cup the season before, his last season before he left for Celtic Props to anyone who went to Belgrade for the away leg there fan's are the some of the most racist, dangerous Ultras in Europe It was played in Vienna.
BrummieFOX Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 Watford last season when bit of rubbish kept blowing across the pitch. "That's from your building site, that's from your building site!" Simple but funny.
bovril Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 I remember a game vs Derby in 2000, Gunlaugson scored the winner. I was in the kop and some Derby fan was giving it large from the VIP section. He disappeared after we went two-one up and everyone was singing "where's your fatty gone?". Immature but funny. Man City fans singing "You're just a shit Michael Jackson" at Nani made me chuckle.
bovril Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 Oh and when Rafael Felipe Scheidt played for Celtic... "you're Rafael, and you know you are". Scottish fans are always creative.
LCFC Rennie Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 Huddersfield away two seasons ago when we were liked to Harry Redknapp and we went top of the league: 'were top of the league were top of the leagueee **** off Redknapp were top of the league.'
LCFC Rennie Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 Steve Bruce's got a f***ing monkeys head the other year against hull made me laugh I thought it was 'Steve Bruce he's got a f**king big head, he's got a ****ing big head.'
Chug Laguna Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 My favourite non-leicester one is "there's only two Andy Gorams, two Andy Gorammmmmssss" after he was diagnosed with schizophrenia We used to sing that at Timmy Howard over here in the States because we are too stupid and drunk to know the difference between schizophrenia and tourettes
Chug Laguna Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 Our other Timmy song was the whole Tim timminy Tim Tim Terooo we've got Tim Howard and he says Fvck You Mary Poppins one which was great because you could get the kids to sing along. We couldn't come up with good songs unless the player had a medical condition.
Freesolo Posted 6 October 2014 Author Posted 6 October 2014 Anther funny one although never never sung by Leicester fans was directed at John Terry after he had his affair with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend Chelsea, wherever you may be,Don't leave you wife with John Terry,his dad sells coke,his mum steals tea,he cried when he missed the penalty...
Guest MattP Posted 6 October 2014 Posted 6 October 2014 Norwich away this made me laugh... "It's never the wifeIt's never the wifeIt's always the livestockIt's never the wife"
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