Funniest Chant you have ever heard

[Foxes1]

Chips and Beans on a tray on a tray - Pre-season Friendly at Scunthorpe late 60's / early 70's

 

Also against Blackburn a few years ago when one of their players was involved in a scandal with another woman - The kop sang does your missus know your here.

 

Against Man Utd at Filbo when Beckham came to take a corner the Kop sang ' What's it like to shag a twig'

[Stadt]

I was joking pal, hitting women is funny imo.

That post was so typically of Unabomber.

[AKCJ]

There must have been about 8/10 of us, away somewhere about 6/7 years ago.

 

Some Copper's dog took a shit in the road and we surrounded him and, as though a goalkeeper was about to take a goalkick infront of the kop, we started the ooooooooooohs.

 

Followed by "you've got a bag of shit, in your hands" to the tune of "got the whole world in his hands".

[Soar Fox]

Chips and Beans on a tray on a tray - Pre-season Friendly at Scunthorpe late 60's / early 70's

Also against Blackburn a few years ago when one of their players was involved in a scandal with another woman - The kop sang does your missus know your here.

Against Man Utd at Filbo when Beckham came to take a corner the Kop sang ' What's it like to shag a twig'

Remember that Blackburn one. It was Gary Flitcroft I think.

[Countesthorpe Fox 1884]

One Steven Dawson at Barnsley   

[Out Foxed]

i thought all our fans were ****** tho? they sound like a genuinely witty bunch.

[theessexfox]

Wasn't there meant to be 'who's that twat with a squirrel on his head' at Reading which was good?

 

Think it was Millwall away last year singing at 'Billy no mates' for a good 10 minutes. 

[LCFC Rennie]

Away at Birmingham 2 years ago when Marlon King beat up hit wife: 'She said no marlon she said no'.

[LCFC FOX]

Who's that twat with the squirrel on his head aimed at Assou akotto was hilarious after the squirrel incident

"He's got the squirrel on his head!"

[jonthefox]

" You only score when its foggy ". To the Red star fans. 

[TrentFox]

From an era long since passed (hopefully) Bob Hazell got sent off at Filbo playing for QPR and

flicked the bird to the crowd as he stormed off down the tunnel. The number one of the time was Boney M 'brown girl in the ring' which triggered a chorus of Brown Man in the Bath. A thankfully more educated world now, but witty in its own way.

[Guest seanfox778]

There were a few funny Harry Potter chants aimed at a steward who looked like him (had glasses on) at Yeovil away last season. I think one was along the lines of

 

"You bummed Hermione"

 

"You bummed Hermione"

[Freesolo]

Who's that twat with the squirrel on his head aimed at Assou akotto was hilarious after the squirrel incident

"He's got the squirrel on his head!"

 

Did the QPR Supporters not chant " There's only 1 Luis Suarez" at that squirrel?

[cambridgefox]

Norwich away in the cup after the " high risk fans " tag and they refused to give us our full allocation.

You've stolen our seats

You've stolen our seats

You six fingered inbreds

You've stolen our seats

My favourite at Cambridge although sick.

They had a player mickey Norbury and a rumour went around that he had killed some women and served time for manslaughter,although probably not true,why let that get in the way of a malicious chant.

They used to shout as the players ran out" Mickey Mickey Norbury " he waved and clapped and then they went "whhhooooooaaaahh,shags them then he kills them,shags them then he kills them na na na nah"( let's go Fooking mental theme tune)

And that was to their own player,hate to say it but they were much more creative and amusing,however a smaller close knit crowd probably helped.

[Stadt]

My favourite non-leicester one is "there's only two Andy Gorams, two Andy Gorammmmmssss" after he was diagnosed with schizophrenia

[KFS]

Great memories in here

[yorkie1999]

Can't remember when it was but I seem to remember. ginger nut ,your mums a milf

[ZeljkoKalac1]

Nothing funny about punching women imo.

Oh I don't know. If somebody was to chin katie hopkins or Dee white I would find it rather amusing.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

YOU......TWATS........

[Durnerz]

There used to be a steward in L1 around 05/06 with a rather awful hairpiece and he used to get chants of "hes got a wig on, hes got a wig on" (to tom hark theme tune) "toupee is beautiful, toupee is beautiful (to keown is beautiful song)" and "silly haircut, silly haircut whoa whoa" when he finally cracked from all the abuse and left for around 2-3 games we used to chant "we want our wiggy back" Classic

[Vardinhio]

There were a few funny Harry Potter chants aimed at a steward who looked like him (had glasses on) at Yeovil away last season. I think one was along the lines of

 

"You bummed Hermione"

 

"You bummed Hermione"

I was there and remember it, was such a good night that.

[Freesolo]

My favourite non-leicester one is "there's only two Andy Gorams, two Andy Gorammmmmssackera thats a crss" after he was diagnosed with schizophrenia

 

Yea thats a cracker i have alot of pals who are Celtic fans they told me about that, def my fav non Leicester chant

[cambridgefox]

Peter crouch at Liverpool

He's big

He's red

He's feet hang out the bed

Peter Crouch,Peter Crouch

[EastNeukFox]

I really enjoyed the away day at Torquay in 2012, when there was the already mentioned " Leicester's a shithole, I wanna stay here", and also some amusing "Sven Goran Erikson" chants at their groundsman that was the spitting image of an older Sven. Not to mention the Hokey Cokey piss taking of their goalie Mr. Poke!

....a great night!!

[shilton_fox]

Steve Bruce's got a f***ing monkeys head the other year against hull made me laugh