ramadaone Posted 26 January 2015 Share Posted 26 January 2015 "One Stephen Dawson" at Barnsley is the best I've heard. Great game. Voted Man of the Match v Stoke tonight ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk exile Posted 26 January 2015 Share Posted 26 January 2015 I always loved the chant Newcastle fans sang about Peter Reid (when manager of Sunderland) 'Peter Reid has a f--king moneys heed' Or the one about Kanu, 'He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack - Kanu, Kanu!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shailen Posted 26 January 2015 Share Posted 26 January 2015 Fulham fans on Zamora When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinowe Soorie Posted 26 January 2015 Share Posted 26 January 2015 To Gordon Banks at his testimonial... One eye, he's only got one eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewquayFox Posted 26 January 2015 Share Posted 26 January 2015 Sing when your fishing, you only sing when your fishing.... To the Grimbsy fans away in the early 80s.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melrose Posted 26 January 2015 Share Posted 26 January 2015 When the sheep shaggers played Arsenal (which was about once) the used to sing "Adebyor Adebayor...your dad washes elephants and your mum is a whore!" Always cracks me up that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 26 January 2015 Share Posted 26 January 2015 When the sheep shaggers played Arsenal (which was about once) the used to sing "Adebyor Adebayor...your dad washes elephants and your mum is a whore!" Always cracks me up that one! Nothing funny about having to wash elephants while your wife sleeps with strangers for a few West African CFA francs just to make ends meet imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srbfox Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 A good non city one I heard once, sheff utd fans singing "we hate Wednesday, we hate Wednesday" and opposing fans, not sue who it was but they replied, "we hate Tuesdays, we hate Tuesday" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basingstoke Fox Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 When the sheep shaggers played Arsenal (which was about once) the used to sing "Adebyor Adebayor...your dad washes elephants and your mum is a whore!" Always cracks me up that one! A few people tried getting this going in the upper tier at Spurs. They failed, miserably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayofox Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 He's tall, we've found he scores in every round Ulloa, Ulloa..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayofox Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 This was sung by Derby, but we should borrow it.. To the tune of Winter Wonderland: Nottingham are you listening To the songs that we're singing Walking along, singing a song S******g on the Forest as we go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxmeister Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 Southend fans to Jermaine Easter - "you're not as good as Christmas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voll Blau Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 This was sung by Derby, but we should borrow it.. To the tune of Winter Wonderland: Nottingham are you listening To the songs that we're singing Walking along, singing a song S******g on the Forest as we go. Yeah hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxmeister Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 away at Sheff Wed in league cup we were 7-0 down when Bobby Davison (I think) got a consolation. We started singing "What's it like to be out classed?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxmeister Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 Another one away at Wimbledon during their boycott just before moving to Milton Keynes the crowd was about 1800 and 1700 were Leicester singing "shit fans, no ground, shit fans, no ground" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol thewall Bamba Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 When the sheep shaggers played Arsenal (which was about once) the used to sing "Adebyor Adebayor...your dad washes elephants and your mum is a whore!" Always cracks me up that one! Some twats tried singing this on Saturday, embarrassing, he'll never hear you, even if he does he doesn't care, we literally have no link to him as a player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitchinFox Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 This has probably been mentioned, but one of the funniest ones I've heard "live" (that I can remember) while in the stands was actually last season – both sets of fans singing "There's only one Luis Suarez" when that squirrel came on the pitch at QPR away. As for historical ones, I was at an Old Firm match in late 90s and actually did hear the now infamous "There's only two Andy Gorams" from the Celtic faithful. For those who are too young to know (or remember), Goram had publicly spoken about his schizophrenia a few weeks earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naylor118 Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 Some twats tried singing this on Saturday, embarrassing, he'll never hear you, even if he does he doesn't care, we literally have no link to him as a player. Is it a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voll Blau Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 Is it a problem? I just don't think its that funny. At least the "his team-mates get shot at, he hides on the floor" version has a bit of edge to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 I just don't think its that funny. At least the "his team-mates get shot at, he hides on the floor" version has a bit of edge to it. My personal favourite is "he used to Watch Coach Trip, but not any more." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndWhat? Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 My personal favourite is "he used to Watch Coach Trip, but not any more." lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.J Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 Has anybody mentioned the 'we're Leicester City, we'll shit on your Mum' one from Blackpool away a couple of seasons ago? Random, but childishly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donut Posted 27 January 2015 Share Posted 27 January 2015 When Andy Goram was diagnosed with Schizophrenia, Man Utd fans sung: Two Andy Gorams, theres only two Andy Gorams......I liked that one. Leicester fans at Torquay giving Michael Poke a ribbing for 45 mins, the Hokey Pokey and all that, and singing "Wed rather stay here, Wed rather stay heeeeeeeeeere, Leicesters a shithole, wed rather stay here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxylady64 Posted 30 January 2015 Share Posted 30 January 2015 I always liked the Elton John chant in the 80s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylofox Posted 30 January 2015 Share Posted 30 January 2015 This was sung by Derby, but we should borrow it.. To the tune of Winter Wonderland: Nottingham are you listening To the songs that we're singing Walking along, singing a song S******g on the Forest as we go. Are you for real why the fvck would we want to take a lead from them. Would rather sing fvck all than sing a sheep song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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