What is your opinion on other football League clubs - in a nutshell

[Banks]

Nottingham Forest- Comedy Gold.

[foxfanazer]

Arsenal-Stylish football but have no backbone. Had some of the best prem players over the years

Aston Villa- Never liked them, glad they're doing so shit

Burnley- Don't like Dyche but fair play to them, they're doing better than I predicted

Chelsea- I actually really like Chelsea, of the top teams they're my favourite.

Crystal Palace- Get fed up of hearing about their brilliant atmosphere and original songs

Everton- Proper English club and seem to be run well. Like them

Hull City- Small club enjoying a bit of success. Can't see it lasting

Leicester City- Meh

Liverpool- Funny watching them underachieve

Manchester City- Nothing seems authentic, liked the old man city

 

Manchester United- Most hated club, love to see them struggle

Newcastle United - Big club, fans think tthey're bigger

Queens Park Rangers- Joke of a club imo

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Southampton- Great Club, brilliant youth system. Good to aee them doing well after mugging Liverpool

Stoke City- Ugly football, twattish fans

Sunderland- Meh. Ok

Swansea City- Been a revelation over the past few years

Tottenham Hotspur- serial underacheivers. Never liked them

West Bromwich Albion- Soooo boring!

West Ham United- Much like Southampton, brilliant youth system and doing well.

Birmingham City- No opinion

Barnsley - N/a

Accrington Stanley

Blackburn Rovers - Become a joke under Venky's

Bradford City

AFC Wimbledon

Blackpool

Bristol City- Been to a few games of theirs, mental fans

Burton Albion- Great team for your accas

Bolton Wanderers- Leicesters dumping ground. Got to be grateful

Chesterfield

Bury

Bournemouth- Really hope they get promoted. Rate them, especially Howe

Colchester United

Cambridge United

Brentford

Coventry City - need I say more

Carlisle United

Brighton & Hove Albion

Crawley Town

Cheltenham Town

Cardiff City- Horrible Club

Crewe Alexandra

Dagenham & Redbridge

Charlton Athletic- Lamby....nuff said

Doncaster Rovers

Exeter City

Derby County

Fleetwood Town

Hartlepool United

Fulham

Gillingham

Luton Town

Huddersfield Town

Leyton Orient

Mansfield Town

Ipswich Town

Milton Keynes Dons

Morecambe

Leeds United - hate them

Notts County

Newport County

Middlesbrough

Oldham Athletic

Northampton Town

Millwall

Peterborough United

Oxford United

Norwich City

Port Vale

Plymouth Argyle

Nottingham Forest- Massive club, ddidn't you know?

Preston North End

Portsmouth- Shocking to see a club in such a decline

Reading

Rochdale

Shrewsbury Town

Rotherham United

Scunthorpe United

Southend United

Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield United

Stevenage

Watford- Small time club with idiot fans

Swindon Town

Tranmere Rovers

Wigan Athletic

Walsall

Wycombe Wanderers

Wolverhampton Wanderers- Always hated Wolves, not sure why

Yeovil Town

York City

[MHC]

Arsenal - Horrible

Aston Villa - Deserve to be relegated

Burnley - Hope they crash and burn

Chelsea - Make me sick

Crystal Palace - Too small for PL

Everton - I kind of like them

Hull City - Them being in PL makes me sick

Leicester City - Best club by a mile

Liverpool - Vomit

Manchester City - Probably the most disgusting club of all

Manchester United - Vile

Newcastle United - Fans deserve better

Queens Park Rangers - Hope they get relegated

Southampton - Can't stand them because I know one of their fans who is a ****

Stoke City - Punching above their weight

Sunderland - Don't like them

Swansea City - Shouldn't even play in this country

Tottenham Hotspur - Horrible

West Bromwich Albion - Dislike them

West Ham United - Vile fans, vile club

Birmingham City - This club along with all the ones below are Mickey Mouse clubs.

Barnsley

Accrington Stanley

Blackburn Rovers

Bradford City

AFC Wimbledon

Blackpool

Bristol City

Burton Albion

Bolton Wanderers

Chesterfield

Bury

Bournemouth

Colchester United

Cambridge United

Brentford

Coventry City

Carlisle United

Brighton & Hove Albion

Crawley Town

Cheltenham Town

Cardiff City

Crewe Alexandra

Dagenham & Redbridge

Charlton Athletic

Doncaster Rovers

Exeter City

Derby County

Fleetwood Town

Hartlepool United

Fulham

Gillingham

Luton Town

Huddersfield Town

Leyton Orient

Mansfield Town

Ipswich Town

Milton Keynes Dons

Morecambe

Leeds United

Notts County

Newport County

Middlesbrough

Oldham Athletic

Northampton Town

Millwall

Peterborough United

Oxford United

Norwich City

Port Vale

Plymouth Argyle

Nottingham Forest

Preston North End

Portsmouth

Reading

Rochdale

Shrewsbury Town

Rotherham United

Scunthorpe United

Southend United

Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield United

Stevenage

Watford

Swindon Town

Tranmere Rovers

Wigan Athletic

Walsall

Wycombe Wanderers

Wolverhampton Wanderers

Yeovil Town

York City

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Arsenal - Horrible

Aston Villa - Deserve to be relegated

Burnley - Hope they crash and burn

Chelsea - Make me sick

Crystal Palace - Too small for PL

Everton - I kind of like them

Hull City - Them being in PL makes me sick

Leicester City - Best club by a mile

Liverpool - Vomit

Manchester City - Probably the most disgusting club of all

Manchester United - Vile

Newcastle United - Fans deserve better

Queens Park Rangers - Hope they get relegated

Southampton - Can't stand them because I know one of their fans who is a ****

Stoke City - Punching above their weight

Sunderland - Don't like them

Swansea City - Shouldn't even play in this country

Tottenham Hotspur - Horrible

West Bromwich Albion - Dislike them

West Ham United - Vile fans, vile club

Birmingham City - This club along with all the ones below are Mickey Mouse clubs.

Barnsley

Accrington Stanley

Blackburn Rovers

Bradford City

AFC Wimbledon

Blackpool

Bristol City

Burton Albion

Bolton Wanderers

Chesterfield

Bury

Bournemouth

Colchester United

Cambridge United

Brentford

Coventry City

Carlisle United

Brighton & Hove Albion

Crawley Town

Cheltenham Town

Cardiff City

Crewe Alexandra

Dagenham & Redbridge

Charlton Athletic

Doncaster Rovers

Exeter City

Derby County

Fleetwood Town

Hartlepool United

Fulham

Gillingham

Luton Town

Huddersfield Town

Leyton Orient

Mansfield Town

Ipswich Town

Milton Keynes Dons

Morecambe

Leeds United

Notts County

Newport County

Middlesbrough

Oldham Athletic

Northampton Town

Millwall

Peterborough United

Oxford United

Norwich City

Port Vale

Plymouth Argyle

Nottingham Forest

Preston North End

Portsmouth

Reading

Rochdale

Shrewsbury Town

Rotherham United

Scunthorpe United

Southend United

Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield United

Stevenage

Watford

Swindon Town

Tranmere Rovers

Wigan Athletic

Walsall

Wycombe Wanderers

Wolverhampton Wanderers

Yeovil Town

York City

so you hate everyone except us and Everton is what you're saying

[MHC]

so you hate everyone except us and Everton is what you're saying

Pretty much. I'm a Leicester fan so the only club I need to support is Leicester. I like Everton because they are a well run club and produce good English players, they do it the right way. I don't mind Newcastle either, they should do better. Burton Albion are a club I appreciate as well. Apart from that I don't really like any other club.

[DeclanMC]

Arsenal - appreciate wenger's dynasty

Aston Villa - alright, joke club at the minute though

Burnley - their pious attitude over the past 2 years stops me from liking them.             

Chelsea - club and support are arrogant wankers

Crystal Palace - good support, good club. fvcking hate them repeating their goalscorer's surname though

Everton - aye, like everton

 Hull City - no opinion

Leicester City    - my club, what more needs to be said

Liverpool- more like a cult than a football club

Manchester City - big money, but go about things in the right way, their fans have been through the shit as well so they deserve it

Manchester United - ambivalent

Newcastle United - as soon as their fans realise they're not a big club, the better

Queens Park Rangers - best mate supports them so like to see them do alright, but it's been hard over the past 2 seasons

Southampton - good club

Stoke City  - no real opinion

Sunderland - no real opinion

Swansea City - conduct themselves well

Tottenham Hotspur - liked them on their CL run a few years back

West Bromwich Albion - no opinion

West Ham United - no opinion

Birmingham City  - no opinion

Barnsley - they'll be like burnley in 5/10 years

Accrington Stanley - shady financials

Blackburn Rovers - been under the radar for a while, management and fans were a disgrace in the steve kean days

Bradford City - no opinion, good cup run few years back

AFC Wimbledon - deserve better than their current lot. hopefully they'll move into their new stadium soon

Blackpool  - feel sorry for their fans after years of mismanagement

Bristol City - no opinion

Burton Albion - good club

Bolton Wanderers - Lennon and Heskey, nuff said

Chesterfield  - no opinion

Bury - no opinion

Bournemouth  - hope they go up

Colchester United - no opinion

Cambridge United - no opinion

Brentford - like to see them doing well after they got fvcked up in a playoff like we did

Coventry City - obvious rivals but fans deserve better

Carlisle United - no opinion

Brighton & Hove Albion - well run club       

Crawley Town - no opinion

Cheltenham Town- no opinion

Cardiff City - no opinion

Crewe Alexandra  -no opinion       

Dagenham & Redbridge - no opinion

Charlton Athletic    no opinion       

Doncaster Rovers - felt bad for them last year, was funny when they went down signing every also ran going         

Exeter City - no opinion

Derby County  - big wankers

Fleetwood Town  -  no opinion       

Hartlepool United - no opinion

Fulham  - no opinion, good academy though

Gillingham  - no opinion      

Luton Town - thugs

Huddersfield Town  - no opinion     

Leyton Orient  - no opinion

Mansfield Town - no opinion

Ipswich Town - glad they didn't sell us mcgoldrick 

Milton Keynes Dons     - should be dissolved

Morecambe - nice club

Leeds United   - should be dissolved

Notts County   - no opinion

Newport County - no opinion

Middlesbrough  - no opinion

Oldham Athletic  - no opinion

Northampton Town - no opinion

Millwall  - wankers 

Peterborough United  - no opinion 

Oxford United - no opinion

Norwich City - like only because of delia smiths rant   

Port Vale - no opinion

Plymouth Argyle - no opinion

Nottingham Forest  - bigger wankers

Preston North End - no opinion

Portsmouth - fans deserve better than last few years

Reading - no opinion

Rochdale - no opinion

Shrewsbury Town - no opinion

Rotherham United - steve evans, massive willy puller

Scunthorpe United - no opinion

Southend United - no opinion

Sheffield Wednesday  - no opinion

Sheffield United - no opinion

Stevenage - no opinion

Watford - fans and management wankers

Swindon Town - no opinion

Tranmere Rovers - no opinion

Wigan Athletic - no opinion

Walsall - seeing their ground gives me m6 congestion flash backs

Wycombe Wanderers - no opinion

Wolverhampton Wanderers  - no opinion

Yeovil Town - punching above their weight

York City - york's a lovely place

 

christ that took too long/

[cjslcfc]

I like this thread a lot.

 

Here goes:

 

Arsenal - There's so much about them which I should and do like: well run, profitable while producing quality football, one of the greatest teams of my lifetime (03/04), Thierry Henry, a manager with a degree in economics (there's hope for me as a football manager yet!). However, some of my best friends from university are Arsenal fans and most seem to piss me off on football related subjects. The whole nice football thing has got to their head and the Wenger in-out hokey cokey, while entertaining, is wearing thin. Would like them a lot more if it wasn't for the supporters.

 

Aston Villa - such a depressing club right now. Miserable fans, miserable manager, miserable football.

 

Burnley - would like them if it wasn't for gravel throat and his "we're poor" mentality

             

Chelsea - Everything tells me I shouldn't like them but I really don't mind them. Always respected and liked Mourinho.

 

Crystal Palace - meh, over-rated support and one of our relegation rivals so I hope they crash and burn this season.  

 

Everton - not really sure. I think I like them.

 

Hull City - No. Just no. Pathetic club who hate Pearson for pretty much no reason.

           

Leicester City - Lost in the wilderness but now found again. Some impatient and negative fans annoy me. Love the club and that we've always really been the plucky underdog. Owners and manager are now looking to do the right thing. Just the best team the world has ever seen

 

Liverpool - The worst for fans thinking their team are better than they actually are. Brother supports them for no reason so it's funny to see them do crap.

 

Manchester City - They're just a bit meh. Even when they win the league I'm neither happy nor disappointed.

        

Manchester United - Got some good Utd supporting friends so I actually quite like them. Starting to go the wrong way now they don't have Ferguson as manager. In recent years he worked miracles with a not so brilliant squad.

 

Newcastle United - The whole Pardew stuff has just been embarrassing and for that I dislike them. Haven't won anything of note for 60 years. Large support but another club who think they have a divine right to be above where they are.

        

Queens Park Rangers - horrible. Something about them really pisses me off.

 

Southampton - The complete opposite of QPR. Really like them and how they have proven everyone wrong this season. Fantastic academy and a club we should aspire to be like. A little jealous as in terms of fanbase, history etc... they are a very similar sized club to LCFC.

 

Stoke City - horrible fans, horrible ground, horrible place. Booooooooooooooooooo  

      

Sunderland - Like the club but there's something about Poyet and the current players that fill me with a massive sense of meh

      

Swansea City - Amazing that they are in the top league considering where they've come from. Very well run and probably likely to stay in the league for a long time. They play some quality football as well. Shame they're welsh (much better than Cardiff though)

 

Tottenham Hotspur - Don't know what to think about them. They're such an in-between club right now and it's not like they have anything particularly great about them. So much wasted money.

 

West Bromwich Albion - Boooooorrrrrrriiiiiinnnnggggg Boooooorrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggg. And the most undeserved win earlier in the season. 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

 

West Ham United - Arseholes. "The West Ham way", "West Ham won the world cup" and bubbles. Who the fvck thought bubbles and football go well together. Hope their dreams always fade and die.

 

Birmingham City - Horrible little club. Small Heath is a perfect name for them. Every time I've been the stadium, the atmosphere and the general area has been utterly soulless and depressing. Maybe it's just Birmingham              

Barnsley - Irritating because they seemed to always trouble us in the Championship. The debacle of early 2013 sums that up.             

Accrington Stanley - No opinion.

Blackburn Rovers - Venky's have ruined the club. Extremely small support for a team that's won the PL.            

Bradford City - One of my best friends is a supporter so I have a soft spot for them. Great cup run a few years ago.   

AFC Wimbledon - meh.

Blackpool - Ridiculous chairman, odd fans and just an odd area in general.         

Bristol City -          

Burton Albion - don't care.

Bolton Wanderers - Boring club but ever so thankful they've taken the class of '11 from us.         

Chesterfield - don't care.     

Bury - don't care.

Bournemouth -  Didn't really have an opinion 'til this year. Nice enough club that play good football under an up-and-coming manager. 

Colchester United - don't care.         

Cambridge United - Not old enough to remember the play off. Don't care.

Brentford - Quite like them. Maybe because Liam and Schlupp went on loan and they helped their development.          

Coventry City - eugh.  

Carlisle United - don't care.

Brighton & Hove Albion - Great new ground. Where the hell have all the fans come from though?!?!              

Crawley Town - don't care. 

Cheltenham Town - don't care.

Cardiff City - Fans are arseholes. Joke of a club with a complete buffoon of a chairman. Red? Blue? Who cares?!?! Hope they get relegate over and over. Kermorgant penalty, eugh.       

Crewe Alexandra - Admirable production of quality players for such a small club. Quite likeable for that.         

Dagenham & Redbridge - don't care.

Charlton Athletic -  Liked them when Powell was there. The new chairman's insistence on Belgian managers now is a bit ridiculous.         

Doncaster Rovers - One of my most miserable away days was spent at Donny. My most local league club though so always hope they do well.          

Exeter City - I visited Exeter once. Too far away to even care though.

Derby County - Hate them. Went to school near Derby and all the fans are too quick to buzz off their team. Delighted we have such a fantastic recent record against them. Delighted they hold the PL worst points total as well. They play decent football but I hope they continue to deliver false hope to their fans.  

Fleetwood Town - Jamie Vardy, that is all.           

Hartlepool United - Jeff Stelling is a tw*t.

Fulham - Are they even a proper football club?! The whole touristy feel to them really grates with me.               

Gillingham - Hired Peter Taylor: tw*ts. Sacked Peter Taylor: legends.        

Luton Town - Something about Luton gives me the impression they are a horrible little club.

Huddersfield Town - no opinion. Knockaert's scorpion kick goal a long lasting memory.       

Leyton Orient  - don't care

Mansfield Town - don't care

Ipswich Town - David Nugent's goalscoring record immediately comes to mind.  

Milton Keynes Dons - Massive ground, no fans, arguably shouldn't even exist.     

Morecambe - no opinion.

Leeds United - just fvck off. The sense of self entitlement amongst fans is ridiculous. Get some new songs you boring b*stards.  

Notts County - pleasant.   

Newport County - ????

Middlesbrough - Yeah they seem like a decent club and set of fans.               

Oldham Athletic - nah.            

Northampton Town - meh.

Millwall - Just a horrible club in so many ways.              

Peterborough United - Another miserable away day memory for me. Fans hate us as well for no reason.

Oxford United - don't care.

Norwich City - Stole our seats.   

Port Vale - Don't care           

Plymouth Argyle -     

Nottingham Forest - My least favourite club. Living off past glories. Horrible fans. Tin pot cup with the sheep is an absolute joke.       

Preston North End - don't care.       

Portsmouth - That 6-1 has scarred me for life.

Reading - meh.              

Rochdale - don't care.           

Shrewsbury Town - don't care.

Rotherham United - don't care.        

Scunthorpe United - Got strong links with the club so can't not like them. Did always like them when Adkins was there even before I had any association with them. Plucky little club who gave us Ian Botham and Kevin Keegan ("I would love it!")       

Southend United - meh.

Sheffield Wednesday - Better than the red lot.  

Sheffield United - They've never done anything to annoy me but I don't like them. Probably Warnock based.            

Stevenage - meh.

Watford - didn't care until the 12/13 season. So happy we put them in their place last season. Horrible.             

Swindon Town - don't care.

Tranmere Rovers - don't care.

Wigan Athletic - Nah, don't like 'em.

Walsall - meh.

Wycombe Wanderers - Roy Essandoh can do one. Never liked them since. Although, my best mate supports them so I'm a little more tolerant.

Wolverhampton Wanderers - THAT 4-3 scarred me. Struggled to like them since.     

Yeovil Town - weird     

York City - meh.

[ARTY_FOX]

Arsenal - I like the team, hate the fans.

Aston Villa - Dislike almost everything about them,

Burnley - Glad they are doing well. Hate dyche       

Chelsea - Don't really care what they do.

Crystal Palace - Don't really care as long as i don't interact with their fans.

Everton - Have a pretty likeable quality.

 Hull City - Awful place, awful club, awful fans.            

Leicester City - Greatest in the world.

Liverpool - Hate everything about the club. YNWA is shit.

Manchester City - not really bothered but Aguero is just too good          

Manchester United - Don't really care. Had some great english talent but has been funny to see them do shite.

Newcastle United - Good mates with a few, so it's nice when they do shite.

Queens Park Rangers - Dont really care although Harry Redknapp is a ****, how hes tricked his way through a career i do not know.

Southampton - Well run, nice to see someone different challenging for europe. Good luck to them.

Stoke City - Irrelevant in every way. Just horrible.

Sunderland - One of my best mates a fan. Always took the piss out of Leicester so love it when they lose.   

Swansea City - Play some lovely football but i'm not a fan. Just don't like them

Tottenham Hotspur - Again couple of people i know support them purely chose spurs because they win and didn't think people would be at them for glory hunting, Great when they lose

West Bromwich Albion - Dont care

West Ham United - Dont care. Again nice to see someone upsetting the order. Best of luck to them.

Birmingham City - Horrible         

Barnsley - Don't care             

Accrington Stanley - Don't care

Blackburn Rovers - Don't care           

Bradford City - Don't care   

AFC Wimbledon - Just want them higher than MK 

Blackpool - Can't see any light at the end of the tunnel for them. It's just going to get worse and worse          

Bristol City - Don't care     

Burton Albion - Don't care

Bolton Wanderers - not really that bothered, i'd like Lennon to succeed though       

Chesterfield - Don't care

Bury - Don't care

Bournemouth - It'd be great if they went up, doing amazingly 

Colchester United - Don't care     

Cambridge United - Don't care

Brentford - Don't care

Coventry City - Hate them more than anything. Wish they'd sort themselves out though so we could play them again. 

Carlisle United - Don't care

Brighton & Hove Albion - Don't care

Crawley Town - Don't care

Cheltenham Town - Don't care

Cardiff City - Hate them, Tan is a cock too.

crewe Alexandra - Don't care

Dagenham & Redbridge - Don't care

Charlton Athletic - Don't care

Doncaster Rovers - Don't care. Seem alright though

Exeter City - Don't care

Derby County - Hate them.

Fleetwood Town - Don't care

Hartlepool United - Don't care

Fulham - Don't care, were so, so lucky to be in the prem for so long

Gillingham - Don't care

Luton Town - Don't care

Huddersfield Town - Don't care

Leyton Orient - Don't care

Mansfield Town - Don't care

Ipswich Town - Enjoy beating them a whole lot after the snow fiasco 

Milton Keynes Dons - Don't really care. would love AFC to better though

Morecambe - Don't care

Leeds United - Shit, Think they're giants with an FA agenda against them but they are just shit.

Notts County - Don't care really 

Newport County - Don't care

Middlesbrough - Don't care 

Oldham Athletic - Don't care

Northampton Town - Don't care

Millwall - Don't really care. Fans seem to try so hard to keep **** status though

Peterborough United - Irrelevant.

Oxford United - Don't care

Norwich City - Don't care

Port Vale - Don't care

Plymouth Argyle - Don't care

Nottingham Forest - Don't like them. Like Leeds think they're massive. Just Shit 

Preston North End - Don't care

Portsmouth - Don't care

Reading - Don't care

Rochdale - Don't care

Shrewsbury Town - Don't care

Rotherham United - Don't care

Scunthorpe United - Don't care

Southend United - Don't care

Sheffield Wednesday - Used to really hate them, don't really care anymore

Sheffield United - Hated them since Warnock 

Stevenage - Don't care

Watford - Don't care. Fans are ***** though. Chris wood's face goal and the players celebration was fantastic for obvious reasons

Swindon Town - Don't care

Tranmere Rovers - Don't care

Wigan Athletic - Don't care

Walsall - Don't care

Wycombe Wanderers - Don't care

Wolverhampton Wanderers - Don't really like them but i also don't really care 

Yeovil Town - Don't care

York City - Don't care

[StanSP]

Arsenal - Like them. Growing up watching players like Henry, Bergkamp, Overmars, Pires was brilliant. Wenger should probably leave though. He's going stale.

Aston Villa - Don't have much of an opinion on them. Don't think we have much of a rivalry with them (perhaps age-related). 

Burnley - meh. Opinion of them is tainted thanks to gravel-throat.             

Chelsea - meh. Superb squad these days thanks to Roman's money but again, thanks to age, I don't remember them being that important before Roman.

Crystal Palace - No opinion really. Don't dislike them but not that enamoured towards them.

Everton - quite like. Probably my second favourite British team. Some friends I went to uni with support them and got a bit of a soft spot for them. 

Hull City - Dull.            

Leicester City - The greatest. 100% love. 

Liverpool - the lesser of the 2 Merseyside clubs in terms of likeability for me. The famous Anfield atmosphere has become a myth. Would still like to go there though.

Manchester City - similar to Chelsea, without the huge financial investment over the years I wonder where they'd be.

Manchester United - A club that most love to hate and I'm no different.

Newcastle United - great set of fans and another stadium I really want to go inside. Don't dislike them a huge lot but that Shearer moment won't ever be forgotten.

Queens Park Rangers - due to current personnel there, not a fan - Redknapp, Barton, Karl Henry, Rio. Twats.

Southampton - Respect them a lot because the way they play and their methods of business (salary caps for youngsters until becoming a 1st team regular for example).

Stoke City - dull. fans are mongrels.

Sunderland - no opinion

Swansea City - likeable. some decent players there at the moment.

Tottenham Hotspur - don't mind them. White Hart Lane is decent ground.

West Bromwich Albion - boring

West Ham United - don't mind them. 

Birmingham City - not bothered. 

Barnsley - not bothered.

Accrington Stanley - not bothered.

Blackburn Rovers -  - not bothered.

Bradford City    - not bothered.

AFC Wimbledon - the proper Wimbledon. Glad they're back in the Football League and hope they become better than franchise sooner rather than later.

Blackpool - nothing club. their owners are bastards.

Bristol City  - not bothered.

Burton Albion - not bothered.

Bolton Wanderers - 2 games that stick in my mind and they're not good. 2-2 when they were a man down. and 5-0 at Filbo. Horrible.

Chesterfield - an uncle who supports them so look out for their results.

Bury - do they still have our old Filbert Street scoreboard?

Bournemouth - fan of Eddie Howe and glad they're succeeding right now. They play good football and hope they go up and we get to play them.

Colchester United - not bothered.

Cambridge United - fairly local so keep an eye on their results. 

Brentford - out of all the West London clubs they're the most likeable. and I hope I get to go Griffin Park before it gets refurbished. 

Coventry City - their fans are bellends. E.g recently their fans beg for a return to Ricoh yet there's an empty ground for a match vs Swindon.

Carlisle United - not bothered.

Brighton & Hove Albion - thanks for Ulloa.  

Crawley Town - not bothered.

Cheltenham Town - not bothered.

Cardiff City - 2 horrible penalty-shootouts against them; 1 sticks out more than another! The 2nd leg of the play-off for 120mins was great. What happened after wasn't!

Crewe Alexandra - not bothered.

Dagenham & Redbridge - not bothered.

Charlton Athletic - i hope they fail mainly because of Lamby. Other than that not bothered!

Doncaster Rovers - not bothered but because of Dickov at the moment I'm hoping they do relatively well.

Exeter City - not bothered.

Derby County - they'll go up and I hope they break their own record for lowest Premier League points.  

Fleetwood Town - not bothered.

Hartlepool United - not bothered.

Fulham - not bothered.               

Gillingham - not bothered.        

Luton Town - similar to Cambridge. I don't mind them and don't understand why there's a lot of hate for them. I presume because of the town itself.

Huddersfield Town - not bothered.

Leyton Orient - not bothered.

Mansfield Town - not bothered.

Ipswich Town - THAT snow game. Need to abolish those memories somehow!

Milton Keynes Dons - fake      

Morecambe - not bothered.

Leeds United - again due to age I'm not feeling the hate towards them. I don't have any huge dislike for them like some others might. 

Notts County - the best club in Nottingham.

Newport County - not bothered.

Middlesbrough - boring. 

Oldham Athletic - not bothered.

Northampton Town - not bothered.

Millwall - hate them. Stuck in the 80s. 

Peterborough United - their nickname is such a lie

Oxford United - not bothered.

Norwich City - not bothered.

Port Vale - not bothered.

Plymouth Argyle - not bothered.

Nottingham Forest - the lesser club in the city.

Preston North End - not bothered.

Portsmouth - not bothered.

Reading - boring.

Rochdale - not bothered.

Shrewsbury Town - not bothered.

Rotherham United  - not bothered.

Scunthorpe United - only remember them for that Andy King goal in League One.

Southend United - not bothered.

Sheffield Wednesday   - not bothered.

Sheffield United  - not bothered.

Stevenage - not bothered.

Watford - that play-off game is haunting but look where we are now compared to them and it's not too bad.

Swindon Town - not bothered.

Tranmere Rovers - not bothered.

Wigan Athletic - not bothered. Dave Whelan is a bore. 

Walsall - not bothered.

Wycombe Wanderers - not bothered.

Wolverhampton Wanderers - only have one proper memory and it's that 4-3 game. Horrible. 

Yeovil Town - not bothered.

York City - not bothered.

[Carl the Llama]

Fvck this thread and fvck all of you who bothered writing all 92 clubs.

[fuchsntf]

Fvck this thread and fvck all of you who bothered writing all 92 clubs.

Even I wasnt that daft. but does fill the pages donnit.

[Kitchandro]

Fvck this thread and fvck all of you who bothered writing all 92 clubs.

 

It's more than most pundits do in an entire career.

[Narborough_fox]

Arsenal - First season of following football properly was their invincibles season so I'll always quite like them as a club. Think Wenger is a bit stubborn for his own good though.

Aston Villa - Never liked them since they battered us 5-0. Even under O'Neill there was just something I didn't like about them.

Burnley - Should like them, they're a club punching above their weight but can't stand Dyche and some of their fans have copied his small club syndrome.               

Chelsea - Like Mourinho, don't particularly like the club although I like them more this year than previous years.

Crystal Palace - Don't mind them. 

Everton - Would probably say they're the team I look out for in the Premier League when we're not in it. Club who have done all the right things and have supported their managers through it all. Acted brilliantly through the JFT96 campaign as well.

Hull City - Can't stand them after Pearson left. They seem to think they're above him now.            

Leicester City - Owners have took us to a new level. Lost in the Championship for a while but the last 3 or 4 years have been fun. 

Liverpool - Don't particularly like the club but a lot of respect for how the fans have gone about the JFT96 campaign. Istanbul was the first game I was allowed to stay up late to watch on the TV as well. 

Manchester City - Just there. Even when they won the league (Aguero) it didn't do anything for me. Seem to be going about things in the right way with all their money.             

Manchester United - Insufferable. Since Fergie left their fans still seem to think it's their divine right to win trophies. Feel for their 'die hard' fans.

Newcastle United - Feel for them, terrible owner.         

Queens Park Rangers - Can't stand them, or 'Arry.

Southampton - Proper underdog story. Gone about it all in the right way and have done brilliantly after being dismantled this summer. Love them to get top 4.

Stoke City - Can't stand them.Think they're a big club when they really aren't.          

Sunderland - Something I just don't like about them.

Swansea City - Like them, done well in the Premier League and have philosophy that they'll stick to which is always good to see. 

Tottenham Hotspur - Don't like them, don't hate them. Bit of a middle of the road club to me.

West Bromwich Albion - Boring. 

West Ham United - Quite like 'Big Sam' and have a good mate who supports them. 

Birmingham City - Think a lot of their fans seem to think they're bigger than they are. Don't mind them though.

Barnsley - First away was at Oakwell so will always like going there. Team is a bit meh though.             

Accrington Stanley - No opinion.

Blackburn Rovers - Don't really like them since they knocked us out of the FA Cup a few years back.

Bradford City - No opinion. 

AFC Wimbledon - Respect them for the way they bounced back since Wimbledon went to Milton Keynes. Would love them to get above MK Dons in the footballing pyramid one day.

Blackpool - Terrible owner, feel for the fans at the minute.   

Bristol City - Never liked them since the Maynard situation. Fans think they're massive.        

Burton Albion - Like them, local team who are doing pretty well. 

Bolton Wanderers - Lennon and Heskey are there. Won the Championship there. Like them at the minute.

Chesterfield - No opinion.

Bury - Don't like them, Flitcroft annoys me on FLS. 

Bournemouth - Like them, and I like Eddie Howe. Hope they go up.

Colchester United - No opinion.

Cambridge United - No opinion.

Brentford - Like them. Small club who are doing well. Good old ground at the minute as well.

Coventry City - Feel for them with SISU as owners but their fans are a bit embarrassing. 

Carlisle United - No opinion.

Brighton & Hove Albion - No opinion.     

Crawley Town - Don't like them, and I don't really know why.

Cheltenham Town - Like them since the League One season. 

Cardiff City - Kermogant. Shall we move on...

Crewe Alexandra - Club who go about things the right way. Dario Gradi is one of the best British coaches around. 

Dagenham & Redbridge - No opinion.

Charlton Athletic - Don't like them, don't know why.

Doncaster Rovers - No opinion.

Exeter City - No opinion.

Derby County - Don't mind them, doing things the right way under McClaren too.

Fleetwood Town - No opinion.

Hartlepool United - No opinion.

Fulham - Bit of a nothing club. Would like to go Craven Cottage one day though.

Gillingham - No opinion.

Luton Town - No opinion.

Huddersfield Town - Quite like them. Not sure if that is just the Powell effect though.

Leyton Orient - No opinion.

Mansfield Town - No opinion.

Ipswich Town - Quite like them. Always got good points out of them and like Mick. 

Milton Keynes Dons - Can't stand them. No-one should get given a football club.

Morecambe - No opinion.

Leeds United - Fans are outstanding. Poor ownership has ruined them for years to come.

Notts County - No opinion.

Newport County -  No opinion.

Middlesbrough - Always get good points out of them. 

Oldham Athletic - No opinion. Handled the Evans sage terribly though.           

Northampton Town - Friend who supports them. Like them.

Millwall - Fans live off a reputation. Don't like them.

Peterborough United - Don't like them. Ferguson annoys me. Got rid of the terrace as well.

Oxford United - No opinion.

Norwich City - No opinion. 

Port Vale - Quite like them for some reason. Don't know why.

Plymouth Argyle - Not a fan of them.

Nottingham Forest - Fans are deluded. Fawaz is deluded. Delighted Pearce is struggling.

Preston North End - Grayson is there. Friend who supports them. Like them.

Portsmouth - Not nice to see them so far down the football league but don't really have an opinion on them.

Reading - No opinion.              

Rochdale - No opinion.

Shrewsbury Town - No opinion. Did well at KP this season though.

Rotherham United - Don't like Evans. Don't mind the club. Felt for the fans when they were playing in Don Valley.

Scunthorpe United - No opinion.

Southend United - No opinion.

Sheffield Wednesday - Prefer them to United. Hillsborough is a good ground to go to as well.

Sheffield United - No opinion.           

Stevenage - Don't like them for some reason. Probably Westley.

Watford - Don't like their fans. Don't mind the club. Will always have bad memories about Watford though.            

Swindon Town - No opinion. Wasn't born for the play-offs.

Tranmere Rovers - Quite like them for some reason.

Wigan Athletic - Dave Whelan broke his leg you know.

Walsall - No opinion.

Wycombe Wanderers - No opinion.

Wolverhampton Wanderers - Quite like them. Fans I know seem decent.

Yeovil Town - Small town club who have done well. Don't mind them.

York City - No opinion.

[StanSP]

Fvck this thread and fvck all of you who bothered writing all 92 clubs.

 

if you look though, not much thought is needed to go in to writing 'don't care' or 'no opinion'...

[Leicesterpool]

Most Disliked-

 

All the london clubs, Liverpool, Leeds, Man U, Birmingham, West Brom, Wolves, Cov, Stevenage, MK Dons, Watford & Cardiff.

[Carl the Llama]

if you look though, not much thought is needed to go in to writing 'don't care' or 'no opinion'...

It's more the 'text wall of neverending potency' thing going on that I'm talking about.  But I agree: You can be dumb as shit and still do it. 

[Harry - LCFC]

Arsenal - Arrogant knobheads  with a sense of entitlement

Aston Villa - Arrogant knobheads with a (less severe) sense of entitlement

Burnley - Dyche aside I like this lot. Fought so hard to get where they and are still doing so.

Chelsea - Cash guzzling behemoth. Feel like a corporation rather than a football club.

Crystal Palace - Name and colours make them sound fancy. Odd finding out that they're in a shitty part of London with working class fans. Nice.

Everton - The respectable choice for a young Liverpudlian.

Hull City - Wankers who are jealous the greatest manager in the world left them because of how shite they are.

Leicester City - Babes.

Liverpool - Victim complex.

Manchester City - Decent in the past, fans still are I think. Now damaging the game.

Manchester United - Actually respect them. The height of excellence. Don't like the tourist fans tho.

Newcastle United - Think they should've won shitloads, probably right.

Queens Park Rangers - Feel like our current rivals for some reason.

Southampton - All round decent. I am a bit jel tho.

Stoke City - You take success however it comes. Doesn't mean I can't call you a brute tho.

Sunderland - Find them yawningly dull

Swansea City - Step it down a notch if you wouldn't mind, lads.

Tottenham Hotspur - Would love them to beat Arsenal.

West Bromwich Albion - Neutral.

West Ham United - Love the Boleyn ground, shame they're leaving.

Birmingham City - I see them as the smaller and less good 'us'. Someone to look down on in hard times.

Barnsley - A tin-pot club that happens to be fairly(ish) big at the same time.

Accrington Stanley - The height of tinpottery.

Blackburn Rovers - They think they have a right to be in the PL. tin-pot in reality.

Bradford City - Loved their League cup campaign. Feel like they deserve more.

AFC Wimbledon - Favourite club that I don't have an affiliation with.

Blackpool - Poverty club in most ways.

Bristol City - Beat them 4-0 away.

Burton Albion - Well built from the looks of things.

Bolton Wanderers - Cheers for taking our leftovers. Well done for winning the FA Cup once too.

Chesterfield - Succesful but unexciting.

Bury - So fvcking tin-pot.

Bournemouth - Nothing club until very recently.

Colchester United - Bit dreary. Crap new ground that doesn't get filled.

Cambridge United - More enjoyable in the past.

Brentford - One of the more attractive London clubs.

Coventry City - Our rivals in my eyes. Shame there's no contest between us really.

Carlisle United - North.

Brighton & Hove Albion - Seem to have replaced the old Brighton with some totally different. Like a new club.             

Crawley Town - Poverty club who have fluked their way to League One.

Cheltenham Town - Not as posh as I thought they'd be.

Cardiff City - Hated them but admired their hardcoreness in the past. Red = plastic, tho.

Crewe Alexandra - Not keen on the name

Dagenham & Redbridge - Uber povery club

Charlton Athletic - Lamby.

Doncaster Rovers - Feel like they belong in a comic book         

Exeter City - Badge has too much grey on it

Derby County - Decent history makes them respectable. Regular four goal home wins are fun too.

Fleetwood Town - Poverty club who have fluked their way to League One.

Hartlepool United - Isolated

Fulham - Please get relegated and become nothing

Gillingham - I liked you more when you were in the Championship.

Luton Town - My Dad's team. Quite keen as a result.

Huddersfield Town - I like you more when you were in League One.

Leyton Orient - Wanted them to get promoted. Owner's ruined it.

Mansfield Town - Kit is different.

Ipswich Town - Pleasant club who seem to have revived themselves

Milton Keynes Dons - Not actually a club IMO

Morecambe - Shite badge. Very poverty.

Leeds United - Drifting into football wilderness.

Notts County - Would mean little to anyone if they weren't so ancient

Newport County - Welsh

Middlesbrough - Did well in Europe once

Oldham Athletic - Somewhat appealing to me

Northampton Town - Not much to say

Millwall - I associate them with prison cells

Peterborough United - Hardcore club when they had their terraced away end. Nothing to me now

Oxford United - Badge looks wrong to me

Norwich City - Crap kit makes them look like they ought to be in a children's picture book

Port Vale - Nice sounding name

Plymouth Argyle - South

Nottingham Forest - Have this strange sort of 'anti-rivalry' with us. They dislike us because we dislike them but won't admit to it.

Preston North End - Good English club

Portsmouth - Another good English club

Reading - 10/10 on the plastic front.

Rochdale - Sound too poverty to be in League One

Shrewsbury Town - Again, those kit colours. Not great

Rotherham United - Plasticated with their new ground. Cheers for helping out young Tom tho

Scunthorpe United - Poverty

Southend United - Seem fairly unique

Sheffield Wednesday - Great, great ground. Seems a lot to be proud of for their fans.

Sheffield United - The Sheffield club but inferior to Wednesday.

Stevenage - Povvo

Watford - Cheating the transfer system like no other. All cvnts. Hope they die several times.

Swindon Town - Red

Tranmere Rovers - Feel like I should have more to say about them than this

Wigan Athletic - Get relegated

Walsall - Stuff

Wycombe Wanderers - Kit makes them unique

Wolverhampton Wanderers - Big but not as big as they think

Yeovil Town - Very poverty

York City - A football club that plays in League Two.

 

That was quite a task!

[lestajigs]

Arsenal=like the team and wenger tbf

Aston Villa=Poor poor team how lambert is till I'm a job I do not know, good fan base

Burnley=don't mind the club or fans, **** of a manager though $$$$$

Chelsea=fake fans

Crystal Palace=Don't mind, shit shit ground though

Everton= 3rd most liked club behind barca

Hull City= fans are *****, shithole of a city

Leicester City=change kop with family stand

Liverpool=there only one true people club in Liverpool and it ain't these

Manchester City= like um

Manchester United= hate hate hate them, second to cov

Newcastle United= great support proper football city

Queens Park Rangers=like Harry,

Southampton=never used to like them, boring

Stoke City= fans are *****, love Alton towers though

Sunderland= great ground

Swansea City= should not be in the pl

Tottenham Hotspur= don't mind

West Bromwich Albion= like there ground

West Ham United= not keen at all

Birmingham City=poor support

Barnsley= don't mind

Accrington Stanley ". "

Blackburn Rovers, love Ewood park,love there kit, liked them at school when they wiped the grin of them Man u *****,

Bradford City.

AFC Wimbledon

Blackpool

Bristol City

Burton Albion

Bolton Wanderers

Chesterfield

Bury

Bournemouth

Colchester United

Cambridge United

Brentford

Coventry City= dirty stinking fans/city/club scum

Carlisle United

Brighton & Hove Albion

Crawley Town

Cheltenham Town

Cardiff City= losing play offs

Crewe Alexandra

Dagenham & Redbridge

Charlton Athletic

Doncaster Rovers

Exeter City

Derby County= not bothered about these tbf

Fleetwood Town

Hartlepool United

Fulham

Gillingham

Luton Town

Huddersfield Town

Leyton Orient

Mansfield Town

Ipswich Town

Milton Keynes Dons

Morecambe

Leeds United= great support

Notts County

Newport County

Middlesbrough

Oldham Athletic

Northampton Town

Millwall=

Peterborough United= loved the terrace

Oxford United

Norwich City

Port Vale

Plymouth Argyle

Nottingham Forest= wankers

Preston North End

Portsmouth

Reading

Rochdale

Shrewsbury Town

Rotherham United

Scunthorpe United

Southend United

Sheffield Wednesday= don't mind these

Sheffield United

Stevenage

Watford= *****

Swindon Town

Tranmere Rovers

Wigan Athletic

Walsall

Wycombe Wanderers

Wolverhampton Wanderers

Yeovil Town

York City

[Arriba Los Zorros]

I'm someone who could have an opinion on anything if I had to. So here goes...

Arsenal - Upper class nerds. Generally know bugger all about football

Aston Villa - The most miserable bunch of pikeys around. Moaned when MON had them in the top 6!

Burnley - obviously think they're small time little turds with a chip  on their shoulder.             

Chelsea - Scum. The biggest stain on English football. From top to bottom, just a horrible, disgusting club. Genuinely would love it if they went out of business.

Crystal Palace - Nice kit, good old fashioned ground. But the fans are annoying Londoners who think they're the dogs bollocks because of a few foreign chants. 

Everton - Quite like them actually. Beaut ground, likeable manager. Never had an issue with their fans.

 Hull City - Boring League 1 sized club with fans who hate us because our manager likes us better. Not keen on their fans who should have boycotted when the owner insulted them so disgracefully.            

Leicester City - Cracking club, obv. Frustrating underachievers.  

Liverpool - Prefer them to Man Utd but they can be right whiny little bitches at times. Banging on about Hillsborough, especially when talking about safe standing, is very off putting. Have some scummy fans.

Manchester City - Got a bit of time for them. Loyal fans who have had the shitty end of the stick for a while, enemies of Man Utd which is a good thing.            

Manchester United - Hugely arrogant a-holes in general. And then the fake fans are annoying too. Hate Rooney.

Newcastle United - Very big club that has underachieved for ages but their fans don't half make you feel no sympathy for them. Nothing is ever good enough for those arrogant geordies.        

Queens Park Rangers - Another bunch of cockneys who think they're amazing when in reality they're a small club with no fans. Rimmed by the media, especially cos of that nob Redknapp, which pisses me off.

Southampton - As red and white stripes go, I've always felt they don't do as nice kits as others.

Stoke City - Horrible pikeys who have outstayed their welcome in the top flight. Oh, and Banks is OUR legend, not yours.         

Sunderland - They're ok. Like us and Newcastle they're always underachieving for such a big fanbase. When they're away at the Geordies though they need to start wearing their away kit cos it's confusing otherwise.     

Swansea City - Too small for the Prem, fed up with them.

Tottenham Hotspur - Better vocally than a lot of other London clubs but just as in their own arrogant world. Harry Kane is a boyhood fan so that's enough to make me think they're cvnts.

West Bromwich Albion - I like Frank Skinner. But I don't like Adrian Chiles.

West Ham United - 'Wist Aaaam. Wist Aaaaam. Wist Aam wan the weld cap' . Fvck off.

Birmingham City -  Even bigger pikeys than Villa. Shite support.           

Barnsley - Love me a bit of Barnsley. Oakwell's a nice little ground.           

Accrington Stanley - Who are they? Oh them. Like.

Blackburn Rovers - SThick Northerners who think they're massive when in reality their support says mid table championship.           

Bradford City - Great ground, nice kit. Too big to not be in the Championship.

AFC Wimbledon - Respect for them coming back up through the leagues. Plus they've got Akinfenwa.

Blackpool - See Burnley.        

Bristol City - See Blackpool. 'Me babbers!'        

Burton Albion - Borderline Derby scum.

Bolton Wanderers -  Really, really boring club with a ground to match (ugly as fvck as well) Oh, and Wortho's OUR legend, not yours.        

Chesterfield - Nice name. And nickname.   

Bury - Got to love that old light blue and chocolate kit.

Bournemouth - Eddie Howe is cool. 

Colchester United - Probably the most boring club in the whole league.        

Cambridge United - Dublin, Claridge. 5-1. What's not to like?

Brentford  - Natalie Sawyer. yum.         

Coventry City - Chavvy scum, belong where they are. Awful support.  

Carlisle United - My driving instructor supported Carlisle, and he was a nice bloke. Their ground is good.

Brighton & Hove Albion - Where have all these fans come from? Very plastic.             

Crawley Town - They beat Derby in the cup so they're ok.

Cheltenham Town - Love Cheltenham races so I like the team too.

Cardiff City - Sell out w*nkers. No respect for them whatsoever. Didn't like them anyway after the play-off semi. Cheats!       

Crewe Alexandra - Great day out in 2009 - like. Gave us Savage and Lennon. Which is cool.  

Dagenham & Redbridge - Would happily see them relegated rather than other clubs at the bottom of league 2. Soz. The Daggers is a good nickname though

Charlton Athletic - I quite liked them until Lamby. Then Kermorgant went to them too. Not so likeable now.          

Doncaster Rovers -  Boring.         

Exeter City - Even more boring.

Derby County - Scum  

Fleetwood Town - Gave us Vardy that's good enough for me.          

Hartlepool United - Poor Jeff.

Fulham - Small London club who filled their ground full of rich Harrods shoppers in the Prem.              

Gillingham - I like their ground       

Luton Town - Glad to see them back in the league.

Huddersfield Town - Never minded them but I like them after the trip their last season. Quality day.       

Leyton Orient - Letting me down big time this season. I've got £200 riding on them getting promoted   

Mansfield Town - Borderline Nottingham scum

Ipswich Town - How on earth have they won more than us? They're ok but come on. 

Milton Keynes Dons - Should not be in the league.     

Morecambe - Really want them to get relegated to the conference for some reason.

Leeds United - Very, very annoying fanbase. Even more arrogant than the geordies. Live in the past.  

Notts County - Enemies of Forest, plus they once had the nicest kit ever. Like.  

 

Right, my lunch is over, I'll do the rest later.

 

Ok welcome to later.

 

Newport County - They've not done much for me since I realised they existed.

Middlesbrough - Don't hate them as such but Christ they are boring. Their ground is always so empty.            

Oldham Athletic - Quite like them for some reason. Marshall had a great perm-mullet when he played for them, maybe that's why.         

Northampton Town - Nice kit, yeh I''m on board with them.

Millwall - Fans are embarrassing and the club even more so for constantly pretending they've 'worked hard to change the reputation of the club'.            

Peterborough United - They wish they were us but don't like us, so they can fvck off. Only good thing about them was their away terrace, now that's gone.

Oxford United - Yellow and blue, nice. Had a cracking retro number in the 90s.

Norwich City - Nice kit, check. Nice ground, check. Lets be avin' you, check. That's good enough for me.

Port Vale -  What a good name for a club that is. Very original. Like their ground too.        

Plymouth Argyle - Not a fan of green, or the accents. They think they're massive I hear as well.

Nottingham Forest -  I'll try and keep this clean....cvnts!    

Preston North End - I found them sooooo boring in the Championship but now they're in league one and we're in the prem I find myself rooting for them.      

Portsmouth - Scraggy little arseholes who I wouldn't miss if they did disappear. People talk about them like they're a huge club which is just stupid.

Reading - Pointless. Reading's the sort of place that shouldn't really have a football club. They are just not football people.             

Rochdale - They had some funky kits in the 90s too I seem to remember. And I heard they went about 30 years without going up or down. Exciting!          

Shrewsbury Town - Can only every think about the 5-2 with them. I suppose that makes them ok.

Rotherham United - I have a thing for little Yorkshire clubs. The little engines that could.       

Scunthorpe United - My uncle used to play for their reserves when I was young so I've always had a soft spot for them.     

Southend United - Roots Hall is a great name for a ground.

Sheffield Wednesday - Love their ground and kit. It's a yes from me.

Sheffield United - See Sheffield Wednesday. They have a stupid anthem though.          

Stevenage - Their kit always reminds me of something I''d have worn in the U-8s. So I suppose that makes them relatable.

Watford - Pathetic club.            

Swindon Town - Ruined the greatest comeback of all time. Fvck them and their diving.

Tranmere Rovers - Can't think about Tranmere without thinking about Wembley. Hope they stay up.

Wigan Athletic - They were likeable in a way for staying up year after year in the prem but part of me will always be bitter we went through so much shit at the same time. Oh, and they won the FA cup, and we haven't. Some clubs get all the luck.

Walsall - Ooh yes I do love me a bit of Walsall. Nice little ground.

Wycombe Wanderers - Fvck them cvnts and that *%£* who shall not be named.

Wolverhampton Wanderers - Horrible colour for a kit and some fat twat thought they were bigger than us once, which is laughable.   

Yeovil Town - They're like Celtic; but English and without the scummy element, religious issues, trophies, a decent stadium and fanbase. Legends.

York City - Nice kit and ground.

I salute you that's excellent 

[bovril]

"Liverpool - more like a cult than a club".

 

Excellent quote DeclanMC.

[HitchinFox]

I think it will be easier to list teams that I have feelings towards – positive or negative – rather than include the whole list.

 

If a team isn't mentioned, take it to read "couldn't give a shite if they ceased to exist tomorrow".

 

PREMIER LEAGUE

 

Arsenal - Closest Prem team to where I live. All of Hitchin is Gooner, partly because Wilshere's from here. He switched on the Xmas lights a couple of years ago. Hence I feel the need to mention The Arse but only because I know quite a lot about them as constantly hear my mates moan how they should "sign X from Barca" and how terrible life is for them as they are only 3rd in the table.

 

Aston Villa - Used to like them as a kid because I liked the colours. But then I also got excited about a McDonald's Happy Meal back then. As tastes mature, you realise that your opinions as a child do not count. Funnily enough I was on to something though, as the current Villa team offers an adult the same satisfaction as a Happy Meal. Luckily for them, most Villa fans need a bib to catch the dribble when they leave the house so they’re fine.

 

Burnley – proper club, decent fans, old-style stadium, like it. Dyche, on the other hand...as long as that fat dollop of ginger pre-cum is in charge, I wouldn't mind seeing them drop down to Evo Stick North West. If there is such a thing.

 

Everton – Quite like them. Not sure why. Judging by results over the past 30 years, it is hard to find a more boring team to watch. Always 10th. Never in danger of winning anything, but never going down either.

 

Manchester United – I grew up abroad and the only teams I was able to watch on a regular basis were the top teams, Liverpool, Arsenal...and this lot. ManU were pretty shit and definitely the “underdog” in the late 80s so quite liked them. Then they got really successful. Glad they’re struggling at the moment. Gives others a chance.

 

Southampton – Excellently run club but absolutely loath their deluded fans. Such self-entitlement I have seldom witnessed, certainly not on these shores. Worse than Arsenal fans – at least Arsenal fans have a proper go at slating their own team. For Southampton fans it’s always somebody else’s fault.

 

Stoke City – Punching above its weight as a club and fair play to them. They’ve made every pound count and while I hate everything about Stoke, how they’ve gone about things since promotion could be a template for us. Some of the worst fans in the country – as in not that they’ve got a firm or they’re intimidating. Quite the opposite – just a large gaggle of utter ******.

 

Sunderland – Bless them. Like the confused kid at school. “Is it my turn?”, he says, before falling over his own feet.

 

Swansea City – Another excellently run club. Nearly went out of existence, but managed to turn it around and shoot up the leagues. Now consistently play good football. Not sure how long it’ll last though. Quite like them.

 

OTHER CLUBS

 

Derby County - 6 points. Every season.

 

Accrington Stanley - Who?

 

Blackburn Rovers - Shit club, shit fans. Never forgive them for cheating us out of a FA Cup semi final either. I’m not bitter - just right.  

 

Blackpool – developed a non-sensical dislike when Gollum went there and started mouthing off. Glad to see them slip down the divisions into oblivion. Blackpool as a town has no right to exist. Such a shithole. If Scotland ever becomes independent. I’d make sure part of the deal is that they are forced to take on Blackpool and its problems.

 

Luton Town – Lots of Hatters around here so another club I know a lot about. Genuinely felt sorry for them when they got hit by that ridiculous 30 point penalty. Glad to see them back in the league. Certainly like Luton more than Stevenage.
 

Ipswich Town – Brother in law is a big fan so hoping they come up (and we STAY up) so we can rekindle our home-and-away days with him. Great fun.

 

Milton Keynes Dons – A made up town with no history and non-existent architecture deserves a made-up team with no history playing in a stadium with non-existent architecture.

 

Leeds United – Scummy fans. But never a dull moment. If English football was a comedy club, then Leeds would be the headline act at the end. Pure jokes.

 

Millwall – Trash. And Gollum’s there. Hope they go down.   

 

Nottingham Forest – Hahahahahahaha! Piss off.   

       

Peterborough United – Everything about Peterborough is shit. Luckily I know a ‘Boro fan so can remid him of it.

 

Watford – The most ridiculous club in the country. Loanees, half-built stadium, clueless fans, perennial failures, Graham Taylor. Even the mascot’s a tosspot. Their biggest achievement in past 30 years is for “Deeeeneeey” moment to feature on Sky for a week. Says it all.

         

 

[Torten]

Arsenal - meh, it's become quite comical watching them finish 4th every season. 

Aston Villa - Used to like but now have become a bitter shell of their past self. Only + is Albrighton

Burnley - like their approach but Dyche can fvck off

Chelsea - meh

Crystal Palace - Pardew annoys me but I liked them last season. Bolasie is overpowered and should be banned

Everton - really like Martinez and their playing style. Got a bit rocky recently but it's just a blip I reckon

Hull City - shouldn't even be in the PL. Dislike            

Leicester City - fantastic owners, manager and kit. 5*, 10/10, 100%

Liverpool - Remember us outsinging them at anfield despite being 2-0 down. very annoying club when you get into it

Manchester City - I did like them pre-money but AGUEEERROOOOO so like             

Manchester United - i don't even know. I suppose like because they gave us 5 goals

Newcastle United - great fans great stadium shit owner        

Queens Park Rangers - don't even get me started...

Southampton - love

Stoke City - 50/50. liked them more recently          

Sunderland - glad they stayed up last season but they can fvk off now signing defoe      

Swansea City - fantastic

Tottenham Hotspur - almost comical at times

West Bromwich Albion -  so bland and pretty shit fans

West Ham United - like the stadium and the bubbles. green street is decent so overall like

Birmingham City - soft spot don't know why            

Barnsley - love the barnsley            

Accrington Stanley - who are they?

Blackburn Rovers - 50/50 alright         

Bradford City - meh  

AFC Wimbledon - like what they've done and Akinfenwa so yeah why not

Blackpool - pls leave the championship          

Bristol City - alright       

Burton Albion - rowett did a good job and i like hasselbaink

Bolton Wanderers - like        

Chesterfield - no    

Bury - don't know

Bournemouth - Howe = legend hope they get promoted  

Colchester United - don't know         

Cambridge United - don't know

Brentford - these in a playoff spot in the champ is just madness but they were decent on tv not long back so yeah         

Coventry City - like, they're what we probably would have become if it weren't for Pearson in 2008 

Carlisle United - no idea

Brighton & Hove Albion - like a lot, they've lost all of their quality players so feel really bad for the fans           

Crawley Town - no idea

Cheltenham Town - nice kits

Cardiff City - tan out then maybe but no because of 2010 playoffs       

Crewe Alexandra - no idea           

Dagenham & Redbridge - which one is it? greedy tossers

Charlton Athletic - soft spot but a shite owner          

Doncaster Rovers - dickov so yeah        

Exeter City - got knocked out by warrington so nah

Derby County - decent team but how you only get 11 points in a season I'll never know

Fleetwood Town - seem like a nice club     

Hartlepool United - unbelievable Jeff

Fulham - shame they got relegated but have become a bit of a joke now               

Gillingham - no idea       

Luton Town - no idea

Huddersfield Town - Chris Powell so like      

Leyton Orient - awful owners and will stay L1 fodder

Mansfield Town - mate was born there so I have to say dislike

Ipswich Town - love them and mick mccarthy is a ledge

Milton Keynes Dons - get out   

Morecambe - shrimp on the badge always gets me

Leeds United - has become a bit of a joke  

Notts County - oldest english club and juve copied their stripes. v nice   

Newport County - hope they get to the champ and beat cardiff for a laugh

Middlesbrough - i'd like them to go up               

Oldham Athletic - no idea           

Northampton Town - no idea

Millwall - holloway and thug club             

Peterborough United - crazy chairman so nah  

Oxford United - alright

Norwich City - van Wolfswinkel but still a nice club    

Port Vale - Robbie Williams?           

Plymouth Argyle - no

Nottingham Forest - no matter how bad we're doing, I always get pleasure from watching their downward trajectory from whatever heights they've got themselves into. Nice to see FFP doing a number on them      

Preston North End - not very nice       

Portsmouth - really sad for their fans tbh

Reading - fvcking waitrose             

Rochdale - logan was on loan there and they seem like a nice bunch           

Shrewsbury Town - good performance vs chelsea so yeah

Rotherham United - nah not very nice        

Scunthorpe United - no idea      

Southend United - no idea

Sheffield Wednesday - alright 

Sheffield United - not a nice bunch at all           

Stevenage - meh

Watford - team full of loanees which shouldn't be allowedd            

Swindon Town - like, they have mostly academy rejects so a bit like a shit version of us

Tranmere Rovers - love them because of a FIFA career mode still in progress!

Wigan Athletic - have no idea how they're doing so badly

Walsall - no idea

Wycombe Wanderers - posh

Wolverhampton Wanderers - double relegation was a bit funny   

Yeovil Town - nearly beat us at our place so like     

York City - no idea

[bovril]

Sheffield Wednesday can fvck right off too. Some of the most arrogant deluded fans in the country. In the dictionary under 'irony' it should read "Sheffield Wednesday fans signing 'you're ground's too big for you'".

[kingfox]

So much hate for Watford nowadays .

Still can't help but have a soft spot for them, due to family reasons.

[Kitchandro]

Hitchin hits the nail on the head with Blackpool. What a desperately horrible place that is.