cambridgefox Posted 18 September 2015 Share Posted 18 September 2015 whos counting this bro who watches you sleepLaura 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgefox Posted 18 September 2015 Share Posted 18 September 2015 Yeah it was weird n red thoughwas it this?Wiki The Scarlet Lily Beetle is a native beetle of the UK sometimes known as the " weird red bug" or the "limp lob beetle" because if consumed makes you impotent for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stadt Posted 18 September 2015 Share Posted 18 September 2015 I read this Roald Dahl book where this guy goes to Sudan and finds this weird red bug, uses the powder to create viagra and becomes rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuna Posted 18 September 2015 Share Posted 18 September 2015 You know the rules, pics or you are an ostrich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rico Posted 18 September 2015 Share Posted 18 September 2015 I've had a bug up my ass for quite some time now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 19 September 2015 Share Posted 19 September 2015 I fvckin knew it... just drink up Vlad http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/18/grapes-of-wrath-crimea-fury-as-putin-and-berlusconi-drink-240-year-old-wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 20 September 2015 Author Share Posted 20 September 2015 Happened again last night but managed to get a pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl the Llama Posted 20 September 2015 Share Posted 20 September 2015 Sounds like they're beginning to bug you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sphericalfox Posted 20 September 2015 Share Posted 20 September 2015 Interzone migrants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alf Bentley Posted 20 September 2015 Share Posted 20 September 2015 Can't see it anymore prob already drank it I hope that it wasn't Phytophthora infestans corbynus J This weird red bug was first detected in North London as long ago as the 1970s, but has spread across the country recently. You should consult your GP or visit A&E if you experience any of the following symptoms: unwanted facial hair, feelings of restriction in the neck area, compulsive public speaking, the loss of your singing voice, a strong sense of solidarity with the under-privileged or a sexual yearning for Diane Abbott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 Exhibit a Tell that little ****er to spit the wine it drank back into your glass or you'll ****ing crush it. Who does it think it is, sneaking in and drinking it without paying? Does he have any idea how rare that wine is and how much that cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 Tell that little ****er to spit the wine it drank back into your glass or you'll ****ing crush it. Who does it think it is, sneaking in and drinking it without paying? Does he have any idea how rare that wine is and how much that cost? Migrant? Refuflea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston. Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 Apparently you eat 100 spiders in your sleep in you're life i thought it was supposed to be 8 spiders in you're life?? Ffs, I could live with that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 i thought it was supposed to be 8 spiders in you're life?? Ffs, I could live with that!! 8 orally, 92 suppository spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merging Cultures Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 One of the times I was in Cambodia, I was offered deep fried tarantula. I passed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 One of the times I was in Cambodia, I was offered deep fried tarantula. I passed. At least everyone gets a drumstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 Exhibit a Turn the spoon the other way and you get to see Barry Manilow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 One of the times I was in Cambodia, I was offered deep fried tarantula. I passed. They used to do those as a starter in Moomba, Loughborough. I wussed out when I had the chance but I think I'd try it now. Crab, prawn and squid are pretty weird when you think about it, but they're all fantastic eating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merging Cultures Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 They used to do those as a starter in Moomba, Loughborough. I wussed out when I had the chance but I think I'd try it now. Crab, prawn and squid are pretty weird when you think about it, but they're all fantastic eatingI'm sure it tastes fine. It was just thrust on me and I hesitated and that was it. If I have of hesitated and but thought about it. It would have been fine. Mind games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 I'm sure it tastes fine. It was just thrust on me and I hesitated and that was it. If I have of hesitated and but thought about it. It would have been fine. Mind games. Yeah, the thought is not too tarantalizing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blur Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 Migrant? Refuflea? I can't decide whether if you genuinely came up with this at 5am in the morning after getting up or you spent all night trying to come with this kind of pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 I can't decide whether if you genuinely came up with this at 5am in the morning after getting up or you spent all night trying to come with this kind of pun. Option 3 - It was mid afternoon in Oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted 21 September 2015 Share Posted 21 September 2015 Can you be sure it's a red bug and not a thirsty translucent bug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blur Posted 22 September 2015 Share Posted 22 September 2015 Option 3 - It was mid afternoon in Oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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