Parafox Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 I'm sitting here having done a set of 7nights, 9 days without a drink and now I've had a glass or two of wine and my mind is wandering... What do other folk think about when they've had a few? Right now I'm thinking my keyboard is all ober the place and my fingers cany find the right keys and I;m typing like Rinxy. Also I'm wondering what would happen if a plane smashed trough my hpuse tonight. Where IS Nigel Pearxon? ****. I need that skin cleanser with Naproxion Thank Dodd I'm not homeless Channel 5 is brilliant. When I die will life continue withoit me? How can it? What will I misss? I wont live to see Windows 11 Why do my jids disrespect me Autocorrect is crahp. Dare I post this? YESSSS
Parafox Posted 29 October 2015 Author Posted 29 October 2015 There isn't going to be a Windows 11. I get the irony... I can die happy
Jattdogg Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 Also I'm wondering what would happen if a plane smashed trough my hpuse tonight. You wont see windows 11
ozleicester Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 I'm sitting here having done a set of 7nights, 9 days without a drink and now I've had a glass or two of wine and my mind is wandering... What do other folk think about when they've had a few? Right now I'm thinking my keyboard is all ober the place and my fingers cany find the right keys and I;m typing like Rinxy. When I die will life continue withoit me? How can it? What will I misss? No, life will not continue without you, you are everything, the universe and everything in it revolves around you and therefore, all life will cease at the very moment you drift away.
lianne81 Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 I only drink on a Thursday at darts , so normally when i have had too many I'm thinking i hope i blinking hit good scores. x
AndWhat? Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 What do I think when I'm pissed? 'Where's the nearest Maryland Chicken'
Captain... Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 Normally I'm thinking time for another beer, if I have drunk all my beer I tend to think what else is there to drink or eat, I get very hungry and easily distracted when I'm drunk. I do often get to a point where if I can't put it in my mouth I'm not interested.
Finnegan Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 What do I think when I'm pissed? 'Where's the nearest Maryland Chicken' this. My stages of drinking: 1. Get loud. 2. Get louder. 3. Get friendly. 4. Get too friendly. 5. Get sleepy. 6. Get chicken.
The Railway Man Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 People don't seriously go to Maryland Chicken do they? I thought that was for 12 year olds bunking off school who haven't discovered what food hygiene is yet....
Fox92 Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 What do I think when I've had a few? Where's the nearest bed, usually.
Wymsey Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 You're a paramedic and can't help yourself? Righty-o
bovril Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 Never post anything online when pissed, unless you are under 22.
Finnegan Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 People don't seriously go to Maryland Chicken do they? I thought that was for 12 year olds bunking off school who haven't discovered what food hygiene is yet.... You couldn't get me in a Maryland sober with a roll of gaffer tape, a baseball bat and five non-league centre halves. Drunk? Blindfold me, spin me around five times and let me go in the middle of an unfamiliar town and I'll find you dirty chicken at a distance of five miles.
ScouseFox Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 i usually think why was i never a pro dancer then remember wow i am basically a pro dancer. then get a scran then go home. hopefully no fighting.
The Railway Man Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 Normally I'm thinking time for another beer, if I have drunk all my beer I tend to think what else is there to drink or eat, I get very hungry and easily distracted when I'm drunk. I do often get to a point where if I can't put it in my mouth I'm not interested. Stay out the Dover Castle dude.
ScouseFox Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 I do often get to a point where if I can't put it in my mouth I'm not interested. EY UP
MPH Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 last time i got drunk which was years and years ago, i thought it would be really hilarious to tell all of my friends' family at this party that we were actually gay lovers and wanted to get married one day. Just as a joke, like. Caused all sorts of problems.
Guest Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 Either a depressed drunk or a violent drunk. Very rarely a happy drunk. A shame.
fuchsntf Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 If nobody is there to see you , are you actually drunk...???
Parafox Posted 29 October 2015 Author Posted 29 October 2015 Never post anything online when pissed, unless you are under 22. I realise that now it's too late
Nick Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 If nobody is there to see you , are you actually drunk...??? According to the roadside officer in the morning, apparently, yes.
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