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I can't go to bed, I'm Pissed

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I'm sitting here having done a set of 7nights, 9 days without a drink and now I've had a glass or two of wine and my mind is wandering...

 

What do other folk think about when they've had a few?

 

Right now I'm thinking my keyboard is all ober the place and my fingers cany find the right keys and I;m typing like Rinxy.

 

Also I'm wondering what would happen if a plane smashed trough my hpuse tonight.

 

Where IS Nigel Pearxon?

 

****. I need that skin cleanser with Naproxion

 

Thank Dodd I'm not homeless

 

Channel 5 is brilliant.

 

When I die will life continue withoit me? How can it? What will I misss?

 

I wont live to see Windows 11

 

Why do my jids disrespect me

 

Autocorrect is crahp.

 

Dare I post this?

 

 

YESSSS

Posted

I'm sitting here having done a set of 7nights, 9 days without a drink and now I've had a glass or two of wine and my mind is wandering...

 

What do other folk think about when they've had a few?

 

Right now I'm thinking my keyboard is all ober the place and my fingers cany find the right keys and I;m typing like Rinxy.

 

 

 

 

 

When I die will life continue withoit me? How can it? What will I misss?

 

 

 

No, life will not continue without you, you are everything, the universe and everything in it revolves around you and therefore, all life will cease at the very moment you drift away.  :thumbup:

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Normally I'm thinking time for another beer, if I have drunk all my beer I tend to think what else is there to drink or eat, I get very hungry and easily distracted when I'm drunk. I do often get to a point where if I can't put it in my mouth I'm not interested.

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What do I think when I'm pissed?

'Where's the nearest Maryland Chicken'

lol this.

My stages of drinking:

1. Get loud.

2. Get louder.

3. Get friendly.

4. Get too friendly.

5. Get sleepy.

6. Get chicken.

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People don't seriously go to Maryland Chicken do they?

I thought that was for 12 year olds bunking off school who haven't discovered what food hygiene is yet....

You couldn't get me in a Maryland sober with a roll of gaffer tape, a baseball bat and five non-league centre halves.

Drunk? Blindfold me, spin me around five times and let me go in the middle of an unfamiliar town and I'll find you dirty chicken at a distance of five miles.

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i usually think why was i never a pro dancer then remember wow i am basically a pro dancer. then get a scran then go home. hopefully no fighting.

Posted

Normally I'm thinking time for another beer, if I have drunk all my beer I tend to think what else is there to drink or eat, I get very hungry and easily distracted when I'm drunk. I do often get to a point where if I can't put it in my mouth I'm not interested.

 

Stay out the Dover Castle dude.

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last time i got drunk which was years and years ago, i thought it would be really hilarious to  tell all of my friends' family at this party that we were actually gay lovers and wanted to get married one day. Just as a joke, like.

 

 

Caused all sorts of problems.

Posted

Either a depressed drunk or a violent drunk. Very rarely a happy drunk. A shame.

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If nobody is there to see you , are you actually drunk...???

 

According to the roadside officer in the morning, apparently, yes.

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