bovril Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 Johan Cruyff Socrates Fvcking Maradona the show-boating bastard
Vacamion Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 Andy Carroll. Partly because he is overrated and overpaid. Partly because he is injury prone. Partly because we would become an utter route 1 team. Partly because of his pink and zebra print decorated WAG palace. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2894140/Fans-mock-Andy-Carroll-pregnant-fianc-e-Billi-Mucklow-s-new-pink-palace.html
Sionnach gorm Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 I would welcome Balotelli with open arms. Feck yeah!
MPH Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 Alright alright go easy. I just hate the cvnt for whatever reason. I'd be interested to know what it is? His attitude for Man U? His games for England? Pass completion record? goals scored from Midfield? If its because he's ginger, then fair enough.
bovril Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 I'd be interested to know what it is? His attitude for Man U? His games for England? Pass completion record? goals scored from Midfield? If its because he's ginger, then fair enough. You got it in the end. And he's a right mardy bastard.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 Anyone who is lazy and/or a cvnt (Adebayor, Berbatov, Cattermole, Barton) I would make an exception for Suarez from the cvnt list - scores all the bleddy time and... Let's be honest, if he was running around biting people in a Leicester shirt we'd secretly love it and chant about how funny it actually is.
StanSP Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 From history: Scholes, Jody Morris, Woodgate. How are you not taking Scholes?!
Charl91 Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 Alan Shearer, Ronaldinho, and Paul Gascoine. They're all a little too old now.
bovril Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 How are you not taking Scholes?! Poor first touch. Average goal record.
MikeyT Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 From history: Scholes, Jody Morris, Woodgate. Scholes? How come?
bovril Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 Anyone who is lazy and/or a cvnt (Adebayor, Berbatov, Cattermole, Barton) I would love to have seen a bit of Berba-sex at Nou Filbo. I never think Barton is that much of a cvnt, comes across ok on TV and radio. Scholes? How come? His sister once stole my money for the tuck shop.
Izzy Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 You got it in the end. And he's a right mardy bastard. I like it when he get's mardy at these fans
bovril Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 I'd just like to state for the record, for the seemingly endless posts questioning my judgement: I don't like Paul Scholes. Obviously he is a very good player but I hate the cvnt and it's a hypothetical question and I just wanted to use it to push my anti-Scholes agenda.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 That's it. Scholes is getting his own emoji.
erlee Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 Ronaldo, Higuain and Suarez. Lightweight Goal-Hangers! i dont mind Higuain
lnkstern Posted 7 March 2016 Author Posted 7 March 2016 Lionel Messi Christiano Ronaldo Luiz Suarez I love it! This thread is really cracking me up!
Alf Bentley Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 Jocky Wilson Steve "Interesting" Davis James Galway Well, you didn't say players of what.....
erlee Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 what about Kane?? i didn't realised Kane played for Leicester City 2 seasons ago. . . imagine him partnering Vardy
Donut Posted 7 March 2016 Posted 7 March 2016 3 chinkies. Theres a lack of good quality chinkies in the game.
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