Okay, here's your chance of a ticket for the Swansea game

[foxfanazer]

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

[Captain...]

Have some pride!

 

Don't lower yourself 

 

F uck him!

 

 

I really really hope this is sarcasm, but even if it is, it ain't funny. Either that or you just haven't read Betts' post properly.

 

I think he was referring to the OP when he said fvck him, not to Betts' Dad.

[cambridgefox]

my lifes shit I'm on the doll my girlfriend just left me i've just had my first 2 texts in 48 hours ones from domino's and ones telling me I've got clap and not only that I also had a season ticket while craig levine was in charge

 

none of this is true except for the doll.... and the clap craig levine also

is this a blow up doll your on?

[HighPeakFox]

I think he was referring to the OP when he said fvck him, not to Betts' Dad.

Classy either way

[Bedford Fox]

I'm not usaully one for begging but let's be honest this is not a usual season. I travelled with Leicester until I had to get a job doing shifts and I expierineced mainly heartache.

I reminisce of my first league game. Exciting stuff, we'd just signed superstars Dennis Wise, Ian Walker and still had record signing Ade 'goalmachine' Akinbiyi in our team. Europe beckoned surely? First up lowly Bolton.

Lost 5-0.

Basically what I'm saying is PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Sir. I really want to go. I need to go.Please. Take the wife (I'm not married but take someones wife) Please just let me go. Pretty please with a cherry on top, unless you don't like cherries. Oh, please you lovely human, let me go. Did I mention how lovely you look today? PLEASE , PLEASE, PLEASE!!!

So, like I said I'm not the begging kind.

[Finnaldo]

My formative years were spent watching Danny Tiatto, Jason Jarrett and Josh Low.

 

I deserve this more than anyone.

[chapero82]

When I was 15 I worked at Filbert street as a kiosk assistant, it was our first season back in the premier league, on the home game against Leeds we needed a win to get 42 points to stay up (MON Target) we was 1-0 up and Leeds had a penalty during this time I was handing out free rice crispy bars and Leeds missed the penalty and the fans picked up throwing in the air with the rise crispies flying everywhere!

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

2011-12 season, the Forest home derby. Had a huge chilli con carne for dinner and was just leaving for the match when my stomach went mental at me, legged it back up to my flat and shat like a hose - torrential diahrrea. Thought I'd emptied so got in the car, 3 miles down the road and I rumbled again so raced home and had another bout of liquid fury.

By the time I'd got near town I realised how late it was and had to park up and cab it as I hate being late. Still missed kickoff. Sat on my hands through the most turgid of nil-nils, it was a truly terrible evening. (Got home just in the nick of shit.)

Not being a STH and missed the boat on Gold memberships, it's been a nightmare getting tickets this season, I'd be eternally grateful if I could get to any game during this run-in!

[filbertway]

Only just read this.

 

Can't believe the slating the OP got. Crazy. Nice idea and nice gesture. He's not asking people to nosh him off and give him their first daughter. Just having a bit of fun and doing a nice thing for the person with the funniest/most interesting story.

 

Some people are so desperate to be offended.

[Bedford Fox]

Only just read this.

 

Can't believe the slating the OP got. Crazy. Nice idea and nice gesture. He's not asking people to nosh him off and give him their first daughter. Just having a bit of fun and doing a nice thing for the person with the funniest/most interesting story.

 

Some people are so desperate to be offended.

You're right, but if that's what you require OP I am game as I really want this ticket.

[ozleicester]

K

 

The most pathetic letter.

 

did i win?

[Great Boos Up]

Firstly I'd like to blame my brother who's taking (my) the family season ticket for the Swansea game,hence the grovel.

10 months ago I played in a supporters match at the KP,for which we also paid for my dad to have 45mins at left back. My dad used to be a top player...40 years ago.During those 40 years he's enjoyed a few beers or two.Finally given his break playing at the home of Leicester City he run up and down the by-line,as quoted by the manager John Sinclair "like a lunatic". His mind was set to Jeff Schlupp but his body was more hungover Rab Douglas. After the final whistle my dad had run his heart out...quite literally.After complaining he didn't feel well we took him to the hospital to discover he'd had a minor heart attack.The terrific staff at Kettering hospital did wonders to fix his heart and I'm pleased to say he's alive and well but certainly one 90mins at the KP I'll never forget.

Apologies for the X-Factor-esque emotional story but 10 months after potential losing my dad,I could be with him in the Kop watching our beloved Leicester City win the Premier League...

Would be willing to donate £50 to both the Foxes Foundation & British Heart Foundation for the ticket.

Blue Army ⚽️

Disqualified. 1st post should be in New Members - Please Introduce Yourself Here         

[Staplehurst]

Disqualified. 1st post should be in New Members - Please Introduce Yourself Here

Rookie mistake

Hello,

Born in Leicester 1990 but moved from the glorious city at the age of 2 down to the South coast.However I stuck to my roots (city shirt thrusted upon me when I could walk) and have supported Leicester ever since despite the 8 hour round trip for home games.

First ever game was a 1-0 win against Leeds Utd at Filbert Street thanks to a Garry Parker penalty...but more thanks to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink for missing a last minute penalty in front of the kop.

Ever since then I've fallen in love with Leicester City through the good times and he bad. Recently graduated from uni and now living in the West Midlands.

[Bob Weasel Fox]

I don't deserve this ticket anymore than the next person but stick me down for a chance please

Thank you

[Guest]

I LOVE NOTTINGHAM FOREST

[Kitchandro]

quite ludicrous replies these. it's his ticket, he can't use it, he's probably bored and he's made a thread giving his ticket away (he doesn't have to) designed to have a bit of fun for anyone involved, for himself and ultimately give someone the chance to use his ticket. 

 

what the hell is everyone's problem? he hasn't said "you can have the ticket in exchange for your wife and 8 years of slavery". just trying to have "a laugh" and help someone out. 

 

"making people grovel is not the leicester way" wtf does that even mean. 

 

I'm with this, seemed like it was intended to be a light hearted thread.

 

I expect the funniest or most interesting response would win the ticket. I doubt he was asking for proper 'grovelling'.

[Guest safetosurfthisbeach]

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[4everfox]

since the age of 6 when my father first took me to a match, we've enjoyed a strong relationship. He's always been there for me without hesitation.

4 years ago I moved away from Leicester to Cornwall. He helped me move, completed a countless amount of DIY returning to Leicester with a tear in his eye.

I forgot his next birthday.

2 years later, he had a problem with his heart that resulted in him needing a triple heart bypass. I didn't go back.

I have been an awful son to a wonderful father. He recently retired from a job that had changed over the years thanks to government cuts that it has made him ill bringing on the dreaded depression.

he sent me a message saying, 'If you can get me a ticket for any game, I'd appreciate it'.

I want to be able to tell him yes.

This is the winner surely. I'm tempted to have a go myself just so I can give you the ticket.

[brisfox]

Some great responses. Liked the one about being beaten up by supporters from both sides and the one with the sick dad. I will pick the winner at noon tomorrow. You could help by telling me who your favourites are. Just wish I had a spare ticket for everybody

[lcfcfoz]

Hi not sure i have any funny stories, but i live in south wales and dont get to as many games as i want due to cost, i would happily donate £50 for this ticket, and also over the last 2 seasons i have been to these games, last season villa home 1-0 win, swansea home 2-0 win that was due to my wedding on august 15th so was saving the pennies but managed 2 and 2 wins, this season i have been to swansea away 3-0, liverpool home 2-0, and west brom albion home 2-2, not a bad record though 4 wins 1 draw, for 10 against 2, so maybe its a good omen me going, i have bad ocd on matchdays and during the week, but as the team keeps performing i cant stop this, eg brushing my teeth in a certain way makins sure i finished with 6 brushes, putting bottoms on after making sure they have gone clockwise over 2 times dont ask , i even have the stupid habbits in work, with my visor going around twice, making sure i put my right foot on before left, drinking on match day 6 sips at a time, they think i'm nuts in work but i have to carry on with it,  always wear my lucky blue pants and leicester hoody on match day, and in work we have about 9 liverpool fans who seemed to be liking leicester leading midway but now getting jealous , although the man u and arsenal fan would love to see it happen, i feel bad as thats all i talk about in work but its too hard to stop , i remember last season saying if we did'nt beat hull to my then fiance that i would be cutting my tops up, to my horror it finished 0-0, came home she was unaware i went straight to the scissor draw upstairs and destroyed them, on the plus since that game we have been pretty amazing so no new shirt was bought , also after the final game of the 2012/2013 season, i said to my g/f if we score a late goal vs forest i will be running down to a traffic light in my town and back, and about 2 mins later the miracle happened, i ripped the top of and went crazy, i think it shocked her, anyway i ran to the traffic light and only got half way back as it was a big hill, and a warm day , another memory was the stoke game when we got relegated to league 1 i dont think i talked for about 2 hours after that game never felt so bad, then the playoff game with watford, penalty i said to my g/f at time i cant watch, so i left the room and said shout when it goes in, all i heard was they missed, i was like omg, came back in the room and you know the rest, top off again and thrown on floor never been so more gutted in my life, but now this season, crazy i remeber going to the away game in hereford in league 1, doesnt seem long ago, but would really appreciate the ticket and be buzzing for the game, cheers.

[David Lowe]

Hi not sure i have any funny stories, but i live in south wales and dont get to as many games as i want due to cost, i would happily donate £50 for this ticket, and also over the last 2 seasons i have been to these games, last season villa home 1-0 win, swansea home 2-0 win that was due to my wedding on august 15th so was saving the pennies but managed 2 and 2 wins, this season i have been to swansea away 3-0, liverpool home 2-0, and west brom albion home 2-2, not a bad record though 4 wins 1 draw, for 10 against 2, so maybe its a good omen me going, i have bad ocd on matchdays and during the week, but as the team keeps performing i cant stop this, eg brushing my teeth in a certain way makins sure i finished with 6 brushes, putting bottoms on after making sure they have gone clockwise over 2 times dont ask , i even have the stupid habbits in work, with my visor going around twice, making sure i put my right foot on before left, drinking on match day 6 sips at a time, they think i'm nuts in work but i have to carry on with it,  always wear my lucky blue pants and leicester hoody on match day, and in work we have about 9 liverpool fans who seemed to be liking leicester leading midway but now getting jealous , although the man u and arsenal fan would love to see it happen, i feel bad as thats all i talk about in work but its too hard to stop , i remember last season saying if we did'nt beat hull to my then fiance that i would be cutting my tops up, to my horror it finished 0-0, came home she was unaware i went straight to the scissor draw upstairs and destroyed them, on the plus since that game we have been pretty amazing so no new shirt was bought , also after the final game of the 2012/2013 season, i said to my g/f if we score a late goal vs forest i will be running down to a traffic light in my town and back, and about 2 mins later the miracle happened, i ripped the top of and went crazy, i think it shocked her, anyway i ran to the traffic light and only got half way back as it was a big hill, and a warm day , another memory was the stoke game when we got relegated to league 1 i dont think i talked for about 2 hours after that game never felt so bad, then the playoff game with watford, penalty i said to my g/f at time i cant watch, so i left the room and said shout when it goes in, all i heard was they missed, i was like omg, came back in the room and you know the rest, top off again and thrown on floor never been so more gutted in my life, but now this season, crazy i remeber going to the away game in hereford in league 1, doesnt seem long ago, but would really appreciate the ticket and be buzzing for the game, cheers.

If this is less than 150 words, Junior Lewis is Messi.

[Wilson_6]

I don't get what every's one beef is. He's just making sure he gives it to some one deserving. 

 

For me its not really a sob story at all. I don't live in Leicestershire and with a second baby on the way and not being able to drive i find it really difficult to find the money to get the train and get a ticket. Also its imppossible to get tickets now with out a membership another thing i cant really afford.Also with not being from Leicester none of my friends support leicester my dad lives in Countythorpe but works at weekends so I've resigned myself to not going to a single match this season minus watching city against mansfield in pre season. I've been a city fan since i could walk/talk. The last time i went to a big chunk of leicester matches was the season in league 1 where i had a half season ticket. Even though now all my friends like calling me a glory supporter. They weren't doing that at school when they were all in there man united shirts and i would proudly turn up in my Walkers crisps Leicester shirt

 

This season has had so many good moments and so many top players but my favourite would be beating Chelsea and Man city. For me Kante has been the outstanidn performer this season.

 

Perace out! COYB! #Foxesneverquit 

[David Lowe]

I don't get what every's one beef is. He's just making sure he gives it to some one deserving. 

 

For me its not really a sob story at all. I don't live in Leicestershire and with a second baby on the way and not being able to drive i find it really difficult to find the money to get the train and get a ticket. Also its imppossible to get tickets now with out a membership another thing i cant really afford.Also with not being from Leicester none of my friends support leicester my dad lives in Countythorpe but works at weekends so I've resigned myself to not going to a single match this season minus watching city against mansfield in pre season. I've been a city fan since i could walk/talk. The last time i went to a big chunk of leicester matches was the season in league 1 where i had a half season ticket. Even though now all my friends like calling me a glory supporter. They weren't doing that at school when they were all in there man united shirts and i would proudly turn up in my Walkers crisps Leicester shirt

 

This season has had so many good moments and so many top players but my favourite would be beating Chelsea and Man city. For me Kante has been the outstanidn performer this season.

 

Perace out! COYB! #Foxesneverquit 

I had a half season ticket once but it just would not swipe.

[lcfcfoz]

If this is less than 150 words, Junior Lewis is Messi.

shit

[lcfcfoz]

550 according to word count guess im out boo