wokinghamfox Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 There was a young team from the lane, with an ugly striker called Kane, thought they'd win the league, but then showed their fatigue, number 1 the foxes remain!
Izzy Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 There was a team called Spurs Who's fans were a bunch of winey fvckin girls They drew with West Brom And we're gonna win the league So fvck off You cvnts
Webbo Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 There was a team called Spurs Who's fans were a bunch of winey fvckin girls They drew with West Brom And we're gonna win the league So fvck off You cvnts Doesn't quite scan, but I like it.
Sionnach gorm Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 There was a team called Spurs Who's fans were a bunch of winey fvckin girls They drew with West Brom And we're gonna win the league So fvck off You cvnts Generally a limerick has five lines...but I also like this new and improved version. More is always better.
fazzyfox Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 There was an old man called Souness, Who has spent the last month boo-ing us, But tonight he looks pale, His Tottenham have failed, And I'm finding it ever so humorous
David Lowe Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 There was a great boss from West Brom Who decided to give them a bomb He threw cups at the wall And said 'Play Pulisball!' But who could they get a goal from? CRAIG DAWSON!! CRAIG DAWSON!! SUPER CRAIG DAWSON!!
The Guvnor Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 Now Tottingham they had a dream Of being the 'Premiere' team But with four games to go West Brom put on a show And Sourness was all full of steam Well I'm tired!
The Guvnor Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 There was a team called Spurs Who's fans were a bunch of winey fvckin girls They drew with West Brom And we're gonna win the league So fvck off You cvnts A little bit off the wall but I'm liking this one.
The Guvnor Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 Tottenham they ran their course With a striker that looks like a horse but tonight in the rain Their hopes poured down the drain And Pulis is smiling of course Time for bed
ceredigion Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 Spurs have a striker called Kane, Who thinks he's the Pride of the Lane. He released the big cats, Now they all look like twats. Just imagine their feelings of pain.
yorkie1999 Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 Tony had a little team He couldn't stop it gruntin. He took it dowm to white hart lane And kicked their little ***** in
Carl the Llama Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 There was a bunch of North London cants Who mustered as much noise as ants Found their voice once it's true Sang "we're coming for you" I guess they meant spaffing their pants
ceredigion Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 There's a one-eyed yellow cockerel to the east of North West Two. There are weeping Tottenham fans outside the ground. They thought they'd top the table, But they showed themselves unable To do anything but fill their pants with pooh. (With humble apologies to J. Milton Heyes)
NewEnglandFox Posted 25 April 2016 Posted 25 April 2016 Haha. Spuds fan has 32 tickets in the Newcastle home end.... https://twitter.com/Kris_Spurs/status/724704801771151360
weller54 Posted 26 April 2016 Posted 26 April 2016 There was a team called Spurs Who's fans were a bunch of winey fvckin girls They drew with West Brom And we're gonna win the league So fvck off You cvnts Pam Ayres would be proud of that!
Finnegan Posted 26 April 2016 Posted 26 April 2016 The Bernie version: Torunum, AAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 April 2016 Posted 26 April 2016 There once was a man named N'Golo He drives a Mini, not a Polo He's so bloody nice He wouldn't think twice Of giving you his final Rolo
notnow john Posted 26 April 2016 Posted 26 April 2016 It could be a large oral cyst From the cockney slaaags that he kissed But he mumbles and slurs When he talks about Spurs Should have signed a speech therapist.
themightyfin Posted 26 April 2016 Posted 26 April 2016 They said we are a one man team And we would run out of steam Said we couldn't score in a brothel And we had little bottle But we kept going ..and finished the dream
Birmingham fox Posted 26 April 2016 Posted 26 April 2016 There was a team called Spurs Who's fans were a bunch of winey fvckin girls They drew with West Brom And we're gonna win the league So fvck off You cvnts It's the fifth time I've read this today and each time I'm in hysterics! People are staring at me as I burst out laughing at my phone. Post of the season for me
themightyfin Posted 26 April 2016 Posted 26 April 2016 There once was a striker called Kane Who came from down the lane But in my opinion He looked like minion And Poor Spurs they failed again.
Sionnach gorm Posted 26 April 2016 Posted 26 April 2016 Just out of curiosity, but isn't a cockney "born within the sound of the Bow Bells" of the church of St Mary-le-Bow? I think more hammers (Hackney et al) would be cockney than the Spurs, which are north east London?
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