Cothes That Sum Up Your Personality.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

My ideal outfit that suits my personality, is the "man about town" look. I visualise myself exiting a chauffer driven Rolls Royce, and entering Harrods  carrying a silver topped cane, wearing a top hat, Camel hair coat, plus-fours, white gloves and carpet slippers!  A   "dandy"

Well, come on you lot, lets hear your choices.

[Stadt]

 

[davieG]

14 minutes ago, DANGEROUS TIGER said:

My ideal outfit that suits my personality, is the "man about town" look. I visualise myself exiting a chauffer driven Rolls Royce, and entering Harrods  carrying a silver topped cane, wearing a top hat, Camel hair coat, plus-fours, white gloves and carpet slippers!  A   "dandy"

Well, come on you lot, lets hear your choices.

Beano actually.

 

PS I presume you mean clothes, would Lord Snooty use a word like that I'd have thought attire would be more suitable (no pun intended) 

[Fox92]

Thought it said coats at first, DT

[StanSP]

you literally need to take the L, @DANGEROUS TIGER  

[VLC86]

Checks the do you drink too much thread, checks back here. Yep, agreed pal.

Edited 29 August 2018 by Costock_Fox

[Uranyl Yellow]

Apparently, double denim is distinctly démodé. Do I give a s@!t. No.

[Charl91]

My ideal outfit? If I had the choice, I'd probably wear a dress. Something fancy, maybe an old fashioned dress, like one of those old Victorian mourning dresses. I like to visualise myself wearing it as I go down to the cemetery, and maybe just like chilling out there, with a packed lunch and a flask.

 

Edited 29 August 2018 by Charl91

[The Horse's Mouth]

never change DT

[Alf Bentley]

9 minutes ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

never change DT

 

If he never changes, he might get a bit odorous, especially in a top hat and a camel hair coat.

He'll be scratching away inside his plus-fours with his silver-topped cane.

[The Horse's Mouth]

1 minute ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

If he never changes, he might get a bit odorous, especially in a top hat and a camel hair coat.

He'll be scratching away inside his plus-fours with his silver-topped cane.

no one likes a smart arse 

[Alf Bentley]

6 minutes ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

no one likes a smart arse 

 

I'm not sure that's strictly accurate.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/miss-bum-bum-2017-finalists-10949322

[Mike Oxlong]

5 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

I'm not sure that's strictly accurate.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/miss-bum-bum-2017-finalists-10949322

Remarkable what one stumbles across on the internet eh Alf  

[Max Wall]

WTF are cothes?

[Trav Le Bleu]

Wayne Hussey and Andrew Eldrich.

I'm assuming that the typo in the thread title is "Gothes" and DT hasn't realised you don't need the 'e' to pluralise goth.

[Mike Oxlong]

Pretty sure that DT has been on the sauce and that he meant to type cocks rather than cothes. 

[Max Wall]

4 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Pretty sure that DT has been on the sauce and that he meant to type cocks rather than cothes. 

'Cocks that sum up your personality'? I'd go for Rhode Island Red I think.

[Mike Oxlong]

1 minute ago, Max Wall said:

'Cocks that sum up your personality'? I'd go for Rhode Island Red I think.

And I had you down as more of a Buff Orpington sort ! 

 

[Jattdogg]

7 hours ago, DANGEROUS TIGER said:

My ideal outfit that suits my personality, is the "man about town" look. I visualise myself exiting a chauffer driven Rolls Royce, and entering Harrods  carrying a silver topped cane, wearing a top hat, Camel toe coat, plus-fours, white gloves and carpet slippers!  A   "dandy"

Well, come on you lot, lets hear your choices.

Interesting. 

[Rocket-Ron]

My bank holiday weekender in Yarmouth

[Max Wall]

23 minutes ago, Rocket-Ron said:

My bank holiday weekender in Yarmouth

You must have looked like some futuristic trendsetter. James Bond films aren't due out in Norfolk until around 2025

[Guest]

Naked.

[bovril]

[Steven]

17 hours ago, Charl91 said:

My ideal outfit? If I had the choice, I'd probably wear a dress. Something fancy, maybe an old fashioned dress, like one of those old Victorian mourning dresses. I like to visualise myself wearing it as I go down to the cemetery, and maybe just like chilling out there, with a packed lunch and a flask.

 

Do you live in Royston Vasey? 

[Arriba Los Zorros]