The Most Used Phrases In Football Commentary

[urban.spaceman]

'City' when in reference to Manchester City, especially when they're playing another team with City in their name. Like us. 

[Sir Shep]

Klopp, Klopp, Klopp, Klopp,Klopp, Klopp..........

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.......Klopp, Klopp, Klopp, Klopp...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....Klopp, Klopp, Klopp................

 

etc.. 

[Gubbins]

'When you talk about... tackling/intensity/passing/first touch/'  etc etc

[Mikw]

"A stonewall penalty"

[Trav Le Bleu]

General girly snickering - Ian Stringer

[49er]

No place for that in this game

A vintage performance

They didn't have to get out of first gear

Backs to the wall

Apologies if you heard any inappropriate language

They need someone who can put their foot on the ball

[Mullet1]

Are you an ostrich 

[SystonFox]

Nobody wants to see scenes like these. 
 

yes we do. We really do

 

 

 

 

 

 

technical player

limbs

swap the family stand with the kop

and it’s LIVE

[Corky]

1 hour ago, RowlattsFox said:

He's not that kind of player...

+1. That kind of player is never mentioned or identified either.

[FoxFossil]

They have put their bodies on the line there.

(No they haven't. It's football, not the Somme)

Edited 29 December 2019 by FoxFossil

[FoxFossil]

Scoreline

 

[HighPeakFox]

He's got no right shooting from there. 

[49er]

Brilliant, magnificent, tremendous, outstanding, world class, incredible, unbelievable, would you believe it,superb, scintillating - all over the top to make us believe we are watching some of the greatest players ever

[KrefelderFox666]

"What an atmosphere we have here tonight."

 

Flat as a pancake.

[onekeithweller]

Fernandinho is lucky to get away with that one.

[Mike Oxlong]

Fvck what’s happening on the pitch. Let’s talk sandwiches. 

[49er]

Taking one for the team

Professional foul

Good situation

[UpTheLeagueFox]

Purchase.

 

"Not enough purchase on that header"

 

[trabuch]

19 minutes ago, 49er said:

Taking one for the team

Professional foul

Good situation

I've noticed "tactical foul" being used a lot for this now.

[Collymore]

"He couldn't quite bring that under his spell"

 

 

 

 

[Blue ROI]

Not that type of player 

[Collymore]

....and just god awful past managers like Alan Shearer making a living out of criticising decent managers.

[Stadt]

"There was contact" as if it automatically means it's a penalty

[Anglodanglo]

Any commentary containing the word 'snuff'

[Jattdogg]

Goaalllllll

Edited 30 December 2019 by Jattdogg