Alternative Careers for our Squad

[Gamble92]

After a couple of suspect performances, i was thinking of an alternative for Ben Chilwell. I decided he should release a range of fridge freezers called "Chilwell Freezers".

 

Any other suggestions?

[adejo92]

@Gamble92 not a comedian 

[Stinkenzo]

This would be a weird thread even during the off-season... but during a match?

[bfox]

15 minutes ago, adejo92 said:

@Gamble92 not a comedian 

Bit harsh

[Gamble92]

4 minutes ago, bfox said:

Bit harsh

Especially when i dont qualify for the 25 man team.

[Gamble92]

21 minutes ago, adejo92 said:

@Gamble92 not a comedian 

If i am, does that make you my first heckler?

[Guest Cujek]

Vardy could work in a fabrication factory. 

[Vacamion]

 

Ricardo Pereira

As a car repairer

 

 

 

 

[Gamble92]

8 minutes ago, Vacamion said:

 

Ricardo Pereira

As a car repairer

 

 

 

 

 

[Anglodanglo]

Apologies in advance for these but fcuk it......

 

Youri sets up a rival for Topps Tiles

"Topps Tilemans"

 

Schmeichels new Whoopi Cushion range

"Kaspers Raspers" 

 

Evan's new condom range

"Jonny Heavens"

 

Albrighton goes into the tourist industry

"Marcs Shark Tours"

 

Hamzas all you can eat buffet chain 

"Hamzas Chowdown" 

 

I'll get my coat.

 

[bovril]

Youri Tielemans could start a tiling company called Your Tile Man

[Nalis]

Mendy as a handyman

Edited 22 January 2020 by Nalis
Wrong Mendy originally haha

[yorkie1999]

Vardy, rag and bone man

[Nalis]

Marc Albrighton as a lightbulb salesman

[SystonFox]

5 minutes ago, Nalis said:

Benjamin Mendy as a handyman

Could Nampalys do the same job?

[Nalis]

1 minute ago, SystonFox said:

Could Nampalys do the same job?

No, he's in the police, obviously.

 

......ffs 

[Vacamion]

5 minutes ago, Nalis said:

Benjamin Mendy as a handyman

 

Caglar Soyuncu looks like the kind of handyman who turned up at the door in those grainy videos of yore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bourbon Fox]

51 minutes ago, Nalis said:

Marc Albrighton as a lightbulb salesman

In partnership with Frank Lampard

[Claridge]

Like to see Chilwell try and be a left back

[Realjimbo]

1 hour ago, Anglodanglo said:

Apologies in advance for these but fcuk it......

 

Youri sets up a rival for Topps Tiles

"Topps Tilemans"

 

Schmeichels new Whoopi Cushion range

"Kaspers Raspers" 

 

Evan's new condom range

"Jonny Heavens"

 

Albrighton goes into the tourist industry

"Marcs Shark Tours"

 

Hamzas all you can eat buffet chain 

"Hamzas Chowdown" 

 

I'll get my coat.

 

Blimey someone's on a roll!! 😂😂

[Stadt]

29 minutes ago, Claridge said:

Like to see Chilwell try and be a left back

ha ha that is some right banter aha

[Bezzanator89]

3 hours ago, adejo92 said:

@Gamble92 not a comedian 

Bet you're a right laugh at parties.

[Gamble92]

2 hours ago, Nalis said:

Marc Albrighton as a lightbulb salesman

This is the kind of top quality content i imagined when i started this thread 

[jayfox26]

1 hour ago, Claridge said:

Like to see Chilwell try and be a left back

Cant have a thread without a Chilwell slating can we? 

[adejo92]

13 hours ago, Bezzanator89 said:

Bet you're a right laugh at parties.

I don't get Invited to them.