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Gamble92

Alternative Careers for our Squad

By Gamble92, in Leicester City Forum

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Jamie Cardy - selling expensive knitwear 

Islam Armani - an expensive clothes range, for those with a religious side.

Harvey Barman 

Ben Drillwell - Selling power tools, specialists in finding under ground water.

Youri Tielemans- Supplying  biodegradable citrus golf equipment.

Daniel Karate- Marshall arts instructor 

Wilfred Ndidi - master detective getting to the bottom of crime by asking one simple question. Ndidi?

Wes, Morgan just great prices - discount clothes store owner

Danny Traffic Warden.

Adrien Silvasmith.

James Justin time - superhero who saves the day at the last second.

Brendan Rodgers - male escort- will do extras

Andy King - Move out of the way Liz

Mendy - Handyman

 

 

I’ll get my coat

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Taking it back a few years.....

 

Nugent's New Gents - Ultra-modern splash-resistant urinals, high-tech dryers, the lot

Bruno Berner's Bunsens - For all your lab supplies

Yakubu's Tibetan Diner & Nightclub - The Yak feeds you and you will score

Howard's Way - Upmarket yachting holidays

Fryatt's Bring-your-own eatery: pizza, Mars bars, haggis, whatever....Matty will fry it

Lloyd's Dyer - Oh, Lord! Lloyd Dyer will give your dowdy bank a colour makeover, no more black horses

Konch's conches - A word in your shell-like....Paul will satisfy your decorative shell needs

Schlupp's Slurps - Running about like a headless chicken? Cool down with Jeffrey's crazy fruit cocktails

Knockaert Deliveries - Sick of missing Royal Mail/Amazon deliveries? 50p extra buys you Anthony - he knocks hard

Waghorns - Bored with your car's nodding dog? Replace it with a wagging penis that plays the Posthorn Gallop

Jeffrey Bruma - Keep your yard clean with Jeffrey's sweeper service

Elvis Hammond - Liven up your pub...all The King's hits played on the Hammond organ (pedal use restricted by ankle injury)

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Coming soon: Leicester's new Auction House
Sellechi Iheanacho

Not forgetting former player/manager new ventures...

Two taxis for the price of one at Kantes MiniCabs

Learn to swim in Kevin's Poole

Get cash for old winterwear at Gary What's Your Coatsworth

Brian's Little Loans

Introducing the new dog mating service by Martyn Waghorny

Going to the airport? Let Garry CarParker take care of your motor

Promise I've finished now... maybe



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12 minutes ago, Russell sprout said:

Our fans are proper cringe🤦‍♂️
what a pointless pathetic thread,

go and watch Star Wars a bunch of geeks that get turned on by university challenge And think Jonathon Ross is hilarious

 

Much better plot than the most recent one

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Russell sprout said:

Our fans are proper cringe🤦‍♂️
what a pointless pathetic thread,

go and watch Star Wars or something instead you sound like a bunch of geeks

that get turned on by university challenge And think Jonathan Ross is hilarious 

Maybe we could start one for fans too:

 

Russell Sprout farmer: For all your Christmas veggie needs.

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8 hours ago, Russell sprout said:

Our fans are proper cringe🤦‍♂️
what a pointless pathetic thread,

go and watch Star Wars or something 

 

I *love* Star Wars. I watch all of them as often as I can.  :D

 

8 hours ago, Russell sprout said:

 you sound like a bunch of geeks

that get turned on by university challenge 

 

University Challenge is wonderful. I love it.  GET OUT OF MY MIND, you mind reader.

 

 

8 hours ago, Russell sprout said:

And think Jonathan Ross is hilarious 

 

:plancque:

 

 

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If I had to name a Premier League non- Leicester XI I’d go:

 

Hugo Florist

 

Kyle Dog Walker

Aymeric Laporter

Virgil Van Driver

Phil Bard sley 


Jordon Iberarian

Fabin Ho
Vicar Moses 

Chefery Schlupp

 

Chris Wood Cutter

Anthony Martial arts instructor

 

Manager: Chris Welder

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