fox in the sox Posted 23 January 2020 Posted 23 January 2020 I was wondering if Chilwell and Hamza could work in a doctors surgery but they might be late for practice.
Sampson Posted 23 January 2020 Posted 23 January 2020 On 22/01/2020 at 21:45, Anglodanglo said: Albrighton goes into the tourist industry "Marcs Shark Tours" Will his tours show you every single bit of south coast seaside towns?
Anglodanglo Posted 23 January 2020 Posted 23 January 2020 1 hour ago, Sampson said: Will his tours show you every single bit of south coast seaside towns? Did you not hear the radio advert? 'Marcs Shark Tours doo doo doo doo doo doo, south coast tours doo doo doo do do doo' And so on
Aus Fox Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 Jamie Cardy - selling expensive knitwear Islam Armani - an expensive clothes range, for those with a religious side. Harvey Barman Ben Drillwell - Selling power tools, specialists in finding under ground water. Youri Tielemans- Supplying biodegradable citrus golf equipment. Daniel Karate- Marshall arts instructor Wilfred Ndidi - master detective getting to the bottom of crime by asking one simple question. Ndidi? Wes, Morgan just great prices - discount clothes store owner Danny Traffic Warden. Adrien Silvasmith. James Justin time - superhero who saves the day at the last second. Brendan Rodgers - male escort- will do extras Andy King - Move out of the way Liz Mendy - Handyman I’ll get my coat
Alf Bentley Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 Taking it back a few years..... Nugent's New Gents - Ultra-modern splash-resistant urinals, high-tech dryers, the lot Bruno Berner's Bunsens - For all your lab supplies Yakubu's Tibetan Diner & Nightclub - The Yak feeds you and you will score Howard's Way - Upmarket yachting holidays Fryatt's Bring-your-own eatery: pizza, Mars bars, haggis, whatever....Matty will fry it Lloyd's Dyer - Oh, Lord! Lloyd Dyer will give your dowdy bank a colour makeover, no more black horses Konch's conches - A word in your shell-like....Paul will satisfy your decorative shell needs Schlupp's Slurps - Running about like a headless chicken? Cool down with Jeffrey's crazy fruit cocktails Knockaert Deliveries - Sick of missing Royal Mail/Amazon deliveries? 50p extra buys you Anthony - he knocks hard Waghorns - Bored with your car's nodding dog? Replace it with a wagging penis that plays the Posthorn Gallop Jeffrey Bruma - Keep your yard clean with Jeffrey's sweeper service Elvis Hammond - Liven up your pub...all The King's hits played on the Hammond organ (pedal use restricted by ankle injury)
Anglodanglo Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 Coming soon: Leicester's new Auction House Sellechi Iheanacho Not forgetting former player/manager new ventures... Two taxis for the price of one at Kantes MiniCabs Learn to swim in Kevin's Poole Get cash for old winterwear at Gary What's Your Coatsworth Brian's Little Loans Introducing the new dog mating service by Martyn Waghorny Going to the airport? Let Garry CarParker take care of your motor Promise I've finished now... maybe
Russell sprout Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 Our fans are proper cringe🤦♂️ what a pointless pathetic thread, go and watch Star Wars or something instead you sound like a bunch of geeks that get turned on by university challenge And think Jonathan Ross is hilarious
Anglodanglo Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 12 minutes ago, Russell sprout said: Our fans are proper cringe🤦♂️ what a pointless pathetic thread, go and watch Star Wars a bunch of geeks that get turned on by university challenge And think Jonathon Ross is hilarious Much better plot than the most recent one
Aus Fox Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 13 minutes ago, Russell sprout said: Our fans are proper cringe🤦♂️ what a pointless pathetic thread, go and watch Star Wars or something instead you sound like a bunch of geeks that get turned on by university challenge And think Jonathan Ross is hilarious Maybe we could start one for fans too: Russell Sprout farmer: For all your Christmas veggie needs.
Mike Oxlong Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 Maddison and Chilwell - Cruise Ship Entertainment team
OadbyBlue Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 Maddison lee- for all your drunken taxi needs in and around London
Fox seen in Norwich Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 Neil Lemons - Market fruit+veg stall
HybridFox Posted 24 January 2020 Posted 24 January 2020 Can imagine Brendan Rodgers owning his own showroom tbf. Selling swanky motors
Vacamion Posted 25 January 2020 Posted 25 January 2020 8 hours ago, Russell sprout said: Our fans are proper cringe🤦♂️ what a pointless pathetic thread, go and watch Star Wars or something I *love* Star Wars. I watch all of them as often as I can. 8 hours ago, Russell sprout said: you sound like a bunch of geeks that get turned on by university challenge University Challenge is wonderful. I love it. GET OUT OF MY MIND, you mind reader. 8 hours ago, Russell sprout said: And think Jonathan Ross is hilarious
Nalis Posted 25 January 2020 Posted 25 January 2020 9 hours ago, Aus Fox said: Maybe we could start one for fans too: Russell Sprout farmer: For all your Christmas veggie needs. For all your noisy christmas veggie needs
Foxhateram Posted 25 January 2020 Posted 25 January 2020 Fatty Fryup - The best breakfast in town! Paul Dickov - Gender change clinic.
Aus Fox Posted 25 January 2020 Posted 25 January 2020 If I had to name a Premier League non- Leicester XI I’d go: Hugo Florist Kyle Dog Walker Aymeric Laporter Virgil Van Driver Phil Bard sley Jordon Iberarian Fabin Ho Vicar Moses Chefery Schlupp Chris Wood Cutter Anthony Martial arts instructor Manager: Chris Welder
dynamark Posted 25 January 2020 Posted 25 January 2020 I think this is a good thread actually but no way Chilwell will ever be a slater Remember actual names often came from occupations . Hence Ian Stringers ancestors were hangmen
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