Get it done Rudders!

[Guest Cujek]

2 minutes ago, Guest said:

Doesn't work hard enough, not Premier League proven, too slow, too many followers on social media, too small, doesn't win enough flick-ons, not strong enough, too one-footed, too old, too many tattoos - have I missed any?

Mardy arse character, throws his toys out the pram to often, is weird about being sick on the pitch, a total introvert that dont get on with other players

[PhillippaT]

3 hours ago, volpeazzurro said:

I prefer that other bloke Rondildo!

I thought it was Ronaldildo?

[Guest]

As a replacement for Kasper?

 

Congerton?

Edited 5 February 2020 by Guest

[volpeazzurro]

3 hours ago, PhillippaT said:

I thought it was Ronaldildo?

I think you're right actually, he's not overly well know over here perhaps. He's quite a hard player and whenever he's made an appearance there's been quite a buzz around the stadium. He's considered top draw by many followers and is particularly popular with the ladies. 

Edited 5 February 2020 by volpeazzurro

[Ric Flair]

He's a known admirer of Marc Albrighton and there's a risk of him taking sides when The Nose is invariably fcuked off in the summer. It's better we steer clear.

[Bluetintedspecs]

What's the bloke ever achieved?

[weller54]

1 hour ago, TonyN11 said:

Far too short to make it as a footballer! 

Makes Tony Cottee look like Peter Crouch!

[weller54]

21 minutes ago, Bluetintedspecs said:

What's the bloke ever achieved?

Invented the aquaduct?.....

[Suffolk exile]

Listen - we get Ghezzal back from his successful loan at Fiorentina there is no place in our squad for this has-been.........

[Jonezy]

This thread makes me smile. Thanks.

[Lesterlad]

Doesn’t score enough goals

[Deeg67]

As long as we're playing the fantasy game ter Stegen is actually the first guy I'd take.

[damolcfc]

Got a mate who works in an estate agents near frog island... apparently he had posh foreign men in suits asking for 4 bedroom penthouse apartments in that area over looking the city.

With Jacuzzi.....

And secure parking....

Just in case a move does materialise ....

Could have been Carlos Bianchi tho... just hitting his prime 👀

 

[Nick]

What is this abomination of a thread?

[Sly]

Imagine the scenes ala Maradona to Napoli.

 

Messi signs for Leicester.

 

Messi helps Leicester secure a 2nd Premier League title ....... whilst also winning them a first Champions League.

 

Winning a Ballon’Dor and confirming his status as the greatest player to ever live. 
 

............... you’ve got to have a dream.

[st albans fox]

4 minutes ago, Sly said:

Imagine the scenes ala Maradona to Napoli.

 

Messi signs for Leicester.

 

Messi helps Leicester secure a 2nd Premier League title ....... whilst also winning them a first Champions League.

 

Winning a Ballon’Dor and confirming his status as the greatest player to ever live. 
 

............... you’ve got to have a dream.

What you say actually makes a lot of sense if a player truly wants to achieve football immortality......  but messi already has that and coming to a club like ours would risk that if it didn’t work out .....

 

If he ever leaves Barca its back to Argentina for a season or a Man City/PSG where he earns another huge wedge - his tax affairs show that money matters a lot to him/his advisors ....

[Collymore]

Security guard at at Morrisons just told me he's seen a kid with a Messi match attack card walking out of the store. 

 

 

[The_77]

Why do you think we didn’t sign a winger in January...

[Steven]

It's happening ………