Vardyism - The new religion

[SecretPro]

32 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

If we start a petition on the .gov website to make 11th January a bank holiday, don't they have to debate it in Parliament if we get 100k signatures? 

 

And next year is a census year...if we all put Vardyism as a religion, doesn't it become a recognised movement if there's enough the same?!!

I'm in!

[tom27111]

As mentioned earlier, it's my birthday. 

 

Very apt that the Mrs got me this 

[Vacamion]

 

Our LORD wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights, and then he triumphantly entered Riyad 

 

 

 

[Pliskin]

1 hour ago, SecretPro said:

I'm in!

Let’s get it done. 

[Corky]

"And whoever does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me". Marc, 90+5

 

JAMES MAKES IT 3-3. BLESS YOU, MY SON

 

"The lads looked at the bench and said with man it is impossible, but not with Vardy, so I put him on" Book of Brendan's Revelations

 

[foxpleasure]

5 hours ago, SecretPro said:

Quality Rosaries now available for all of your prayer needs. £5.

 

 

I'd buy one of them

[tom27111]

For with God nothing will be impossible - Luke 1:37

 

 

[ARM1968]

Can’t he just become a Jedi like me?

[Crazy Kop Corner]

8 hours ago, SecretPro said:

Best design for the Church of Vardy wins. And it shall be built.

Wherever it be built it must be sited on a training pitch - mentioned in EVERY Sermon / interview by the holy one

[whoareyaaa]

Cup Runneth Over

And vodka to gladden the heart of man, coke to make his face shine and a can of redbull to strengthen man's heart.

 

[tom27111]

1 minute ago, whoareyaaa said:

Cup Runneth Over

And vodka to gladden the heart of man, coke to make his face shine and a can of redbull to strengthen man's heart.

 

That phone case 

[Guest StevieLynex]

2 hours ago, Vacamion said:

 

Our LORD wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights, and then he triumphantly entered Riyad 

 

 

 

This must be the immaculate conception

[Guest StevieLynex]

I am the Vardy thy goal scorer

No other goal scorers before me

No Slimani or Musa

Not to take the Vardy’s name in vain

Remember winning the Premier league day

Honour thy Pearson and Ranieri

Thou shalt kill Rooney

[StanSP]

2 minutes ago, StevieLynex said:

I am the Vardy thy goal scorer

No other goal scorers before me

No Slimani or Musa

Not to take the Vardy’s name in vain

Remember winning the Premier league day

Honour thy Pearson and Ranieri

Thou shalt kill Rooney

[Guest StevieLynex]

Healing the man blind from birth

 

[Guest StevieLynex]

The raising of Lazarus

 

[Guest StevieLynex]

Vardyism teaches us that there is some doubt as to having this man in our team

 

 

And this man is clearly unreliable, and capable of undermining our Lord

 

Edited 27 November 2020 by StevieLynex

[Guest StevieLynex]

Suddenly the fingers of a human hand appeared and wrote on the plaster of the wall, near the lampstand in the royal palace. The king watched the hand as it wrote. His face turned pale and he was so frightened that his legs became weak and his knees were knocking

 

[Guest StevieLynex]

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves

[Guest StevieLynex]

 

If any of you wants to be my follower, you must give up your own way, take up your cross, and follow me

[Guest StevieLynex]

what God has joined together, let no one separate.

[OadbyBlue]

“Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone” 

[Nalis]

14 minutes ago, StevieLynex said:

 

If any of you wants to be my follower, you must give up your own way, take up your cross, and follow me

Judge Rob Rinder's put on some beef front row right.

[Guest StevieLynex]

Return of the prodigal son

 

[WestLothianFox]

11 hours ago, grobyfox1990 said:

When he retires (hope that is a long way away), streets, stands, wives, statues and everything else must be given in his honour

I am happy to give my wife now.

 

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