Favourite Spontaneous Chant?

[An Away Move]

I just posted this in another thread but I wondered if you have a favourite moment of spontaneous chanting where you were just left gobsmacked by how something witty becomes the perfect group chant seemingly instantly? Mine was away at Palace several seasons ago. A fat lad in the Palace end was giving it. Unfortunately for him he had a perfect set of empty seats all around him in a ring. 'You fat bastard' quickly morphed into 'have you eaten all your mates?', which made just made me marvel at its perfection.

[Buce]

 

 

Many years ago, Bob Hazel was sent off at Filbert St to a rousing chorus of, "Brown man in the bath..." (to the tune of Boney M's 'Brown girl in the ring'.)

Edited 24 August 2021 by Buce

[jammie82uk]

29 minutes ago, SydenhamFox said:

I just posted this in another thread but I wondered if you have a favourite moment of spontaneous chanting where you were just left gobsmacked by how something witty becomes the perfect group chant seemingly instantly? Mine was away at Palace several seasons ago. A fat lad in the Palace end was giving it. Unfortunately for him he had a perfect set of empty seats all around him in a ring. 'You fat bastard' quickly morphed into 'have you eaten all your mates?', which made just made me marvel at its perfection.

“He scores in the dark” was quite funny for David Nugent when there was a power cut at the King Power 

[bovril]

I remember a fat Derby fan in a hospitality box celebrating them taking the lead at Filbo in 2000. When Gunnlaugsson scored the winner he slinked away, leaving his friends exposed to cries of "where's your fatty gone?"

[Scotch]

I remember years ago, the first game after it came out that Andy Goram had Schizophrenia, the Rangers fans started singing..

 

"There's only one Andy Goram,

Two Andy Gorams,

Three Andy Gorams,

There's only four Andy Gorams"

[Voll Blau]

"Where's your turkey gone?" at Ipswich away 2007 when Bernard Matthews was having to toast all his livestock due to a bird flu outbreak.

[martyn]

I enjoyed "We heard you ran from the Yeovil" at Millwall a few years back.

[StriderHiryu]

"Four-nil to the one man team, four-nil to the one man team!"

 

- vs Swansea at home in 2016.

 

Well to be fair that was sung after goals 1, 2, 3 and 4, but as simple as it was, it was a nerve tingling moment for me. Spurs fans goading us that we couldn't do it without Vardy and we put in a performance like that! You knew it was in the bag after that game.

[Fox in the North]

Haven’t been to many games but one game in particular stands out from a few years back. We were away at Everton in April 2017 and were getting a battering, so the we started chanting all sorts just to get Everton fans to react.

 

I can’t remember what we exactly sung to get a bite, but all of a sudden an Everton fan in big orange coat came running down the aisle chirping away. Instantly all the Leicester fans started chanting “Fat Satsuma! You’re just a fat satsuma!”. Even the Everton fans next to the guy were laughing 

[adam95581]

Not a spontaneous one, but one that really made me laugh. Playing a Neil Warnock side when we were in the Championship and as soon as the whistle went for kick off, the whole Kop started up with a "Neil Warnock, what a W*****R, what a W*****R". 

 

Warnock in absolute disbelief looked down at his watch and back up to the Kop with his arms aloft as if to say "already?"

[An Away Move]

33 minutes ago, pmcla26 said:

“YOURE SHIT AHHHHH” in the Champions League against Sevilla and Atletico was quite funny as well. 

It's still my favourite!

[yorkie1999]

Gingernut, your mums a milf

Gingernut, your mums a milf

To a young ginger haired lad sat with his mum, ain't got a clue which game but it was funny.

[HybridFox]

I remember we played Birmingham while in the Championship who were wearing a yellow away kit.

 

When they scored, their fans started singing "it's just like watching Brazil"

 

Then we turned the game around and took the lead and our fans responded "we're f**** beating Brazil" 

[HybridFox]

Also telling either the Huddersfield or Ipswich fans (can't remember) to start the wave being 6-0 down and to be fair to them they joined in 

Edited 24 August 2021 by TK95

[Sol thewall Bamba]

 

Unrivalled. 

[shailen]

Champions of England, you'll never sing that to the Sevilla fans 😂. It's true! 

[GlennyFox55]

‘Your city is blue, your city is blue, just like Leicester, your city is blue’

 

 

… at Wolves. 🥴

[Dan]

I did kind of rate singing we are staying up throughout the title season.

[jayfox26]

2 hours ago, Scotch said:

I remember years ago, the first game after it came out that Andy Goram had Schizophrenia, the Rangers fans started singing..

 

"There's only one Andy Goram,

Two Andy Gorams,

Three Andy Gorams,

There's only four Andy Gorams"

Thats brilliant! 

[jayfox26]

1 hour ago, adam95581 said:

Not a spontaneous one, but one that really made me laugh. Playing a Neil Warnock side when we were in the Championship and as soon as the whistle went for kick off, the whole Kop started up with a "Neil Warnock, what a W*****R, what a W*****R". 

 

Warnock in absolute disbelief looked down at his watch and back up to the Kop with his arms aloft as if to say "already?"

As much as of a cock he is, he takes the banter pretty well to be fair. He gives no shits and just says what he wants but can be a bell end at times. 

[TrentFox]

Gotta love a thread that showcases the philanthropic mindset at the heart of every football fan 😂

[Dan]

3 hours ago, adam95581 said:

Not a spontaneous one, but one that really made me laugh. Playing a Neil Warnock side when we were in the Championship and as soon as the whistle went for kick off, the whole Kop started up with a "Neil Warnock, what a W*****R, what a W*****R". 

 

Warnock in absolute disbelief looked down at his watch and back up to the Kop with his arms aloft as if to say "already?"

I'm sure I read something which quoted Warnock as saying when he dies he wants no minutes applauses or anything but instead, just people singing that, which is excellent.

[Vlad the Fox]

“We’ve all shagged Delilah

and she was a ****ing slag”

 

At an increasingly unfriendly victoria ground as we knocked Stoke out the play-offs

[RoyalBlueGaz]

Away at either York or Scarborough for a league cup match in about 96/97 (not sure which game now but we played them in consecutive rounds that season). Their goalie looked like George Dawes from Shooting Stars and when he went to take a goal kick, the City fans gave the usual 'Awwwwwww' during the build up but then chanted 'He's a baby! He's a baby!' as he kicked the ball instead of the usual 'tw*t you're sh*t ahhh'.

[MonkeyTennis?]

Year before last, at KP, the Chelsea supporters started singing 'We've won it all,' etc. Then someone did a bit of googling, and all the lads in L1 started singing back, 'You've not won League 1, you've not won League 1.' I liked that.