The Enzo Thread

[westernpark]

This morning, I had this weird feeling that he’s gonna stay. I wouldn’t put it past Chelsea still using him to get for someone else. I’m quite apathetic towards him but this morning I’ve seen some backtracking from journalists that makes me think, it’s not a done deal yet!

[EastAnglianFox]

8 minutes ago, Tuna said:

What did it say?

Was a 6 minute ramble saying it was a done deal and that Chelsea fans can look forward to fast tempo and high pressured football (I kid you not 😂)

 

Also said Enzo made it clear at the end of the season that he wasn’t happy with not being told about our financial situation etc etc

[VictorFox]

On the plus side it’s an easy 6 points next season…just sit 11 men behind the ball and hit them on the counter

[Chelmofox]

5 minutes ago, westernpark said:

This morning, I had this weird feeling that he’s gonna stay. I wouldn’t put it past Chelsea still using him to get for someone else. I’m quite apathetic towards him but this morning I’ve seen some backtracking from journalists that makes me think, it’s not a done deal yet!

That my friend is called denial. Guillaume twathead has already posted his twitter video explaining that its all Leicesters fault and Enzo is the football messiah who will bring energetic attacking football to Chelsea.

 

Its done, he's gone, it's just final contract shizzle to sort out. 

 

Time to worry about who we might appoint. Wouldn't put it past our lot to get in Naythan Jones.

[Mark_w]

Can this go through if they can’t extricate Harry Winks from his backside or do they have to buy him as well? 

[westernpark]

1 minute ago, Chelmofox said:

That my friend is called denial. Guillaume twathead has already posted his twitter video explaining that its all Leicesters fault and Enzo is the football messiah who will bring energetic attacking football to Chelsea.

 

Its done, he's gone, it's just final contract shizzle to sort out. 

 

Time to worry about who we might appoint. Wouldn't put it past our lot to get in Naythan Jones.

I’m definitely worried about who we might appoint but it might be denial based on the fact I got him leaving to Chelsea at 5/1, and it would make a nice end of the month bonus 🤣

[Samilktray]

Just seen him getting a coffee in Clarendon Park 

[Chelmofox]

19 minutes ago, brucey said:

Guillem's probably already excitedly planning a 'Meet Enzo' event at some upmarket London restaurant, tickets starting at £500, might even sell out this time given the size of Chelsea's fan base.

I have a few Chelsea season ticket holders in my family. They hate everything about any management of the club at any time. Even when they were winning all the managers were not good enough.  They already hate Enzo, and he's not even signed his contract yet.

 

No chance do they sell out a meet Enzo night.

[Marshall Cockney Fox]

The mere fact that he's interested. Is enough for me to want a new manager. We have a long journey ahead. But if the guvnor has itchy feet already. He's not the man for me. 

[Torten]

I could honestly see Winks following him there

[izzymuzzet]

1 minute ago, Torten said:

I could honestly see Winks following him there

Think their fans might spontaneously combust if they sell Gallagher and sign Winks.

[Dr The Singh]

28 minutes ago, ozleicester said:

Who is Felicia?

[the draper]

4 minutes ago, Torten said:

I could honestly see Winks following him there

Lol 

[Chelmofox]

8 minutes ago, EastAnglianFox said:

Was a 6 minute ramble saying it was a done deal and that Chelsea fans can look forward to fast tempo and high pressured football (I kid you not 😂)

 

Also said Enzo made it clear at the end of the season that he wasn’t happy with not being told about our financial situation etc etc

Make no bones about it, i despise Balague so much that i stopped listening to the leicester boys pod once he was on. The smug 'speak through someone' else crap doesn't sit well with me. I don't want to hear through him what 'Enzo' wants and likes. Hated the little video he did at Preston - he looked like someone who had never been to a game before with his contrived smug grin. Didn't help that i couldn't get tickets, but that video was very much filmed looking down at everyone. Had Sunak levels of smugness about it.

 

However, they need to shut up about the financial situation for 2 reasons. Firstly, Enzo should have been much more wise to it. Our finances were there to see in plain site and the sort of money he is on you would think he could have done his due diligence much better. Secondly, Enzo is migrating over the 2nd scummiest club in the world when it comes to finances and Chelsea are a club treading a murky fine line in the world off FFP, post suspiciously having the slate wiped clean after their Russian messiah used all that stolen oil money to his advantage. It's a club that buys anything with 2 feet and a slightly exoting sounding name. 

 

I suppose Balague's video's might be quite funny once Boehly starts insisting certain players start or he starts deciding what the formation should be. Balague's videos will be really funny once the boo's ring out around Stamford Bridge, which they do even if Chelsea win.

[Tuna]

Yeah I don't by the not knowing about the finances excuse, it's just deflection. Our finances were in the public domain, he had to have known. If he is mardy about Sensi then so what, we aren't paying for a crock midfielder that we didn't need.

[Fazzer 7]

There's no loyalty in football these days. Players and managers alike go to whoever pays them the most.  

Next season is a write off already with this and the pending points deduction, relegation will surely follow. This club seems to go from one calamity to the next. Where and when will we get some stability. 

[Fox92]

3 minutes ago, Fazzer 7 said:

There's no loyalty in football these days. Players and managers alike go to whoever pays them the most.  
 

And then fans justify it.

 

"It's to good of an offer for him to turn down". Cheers for that.

[ozleicester]

17 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

Who is Felicia?

Bye Felicia Definition:
It is used as a cold way to bid someone a less-than-fond farewell. Say goodbye with this cool phrase to get annoying people out of your life

[Dr The Singh]

Just now, ozleicester said:

Bye Felicia Definition:
It is used as a cold way to bid someone a less-than-fond farewell. Say goodbye with this cool phrase to get annoying people out of your life

i would hate to be named Felicia

[ozleicester]

Just now, Dr The Singh said:

i would hate to be named Felicia

Clearly you are far too cool  to be "Felicia"

[JimJams]

19 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

Who is Felicia?

It's what we keep doing to Chelsea.

[fuzzymizzit]

46 minutes ago, EastAnglianFox said:

Tweet from Guilam didn't last long.....saying post deleted on my Twitter now...soglad we are rid of that melt aswell

I remember when he was the voice on Spanish football in the UK. Pretty embarassing he now has to resort to client journalism

[The whole world smiles]

2 minutes ago, Fazzer 7 said:

There's no loyalty in football these days. Players and managers alike go to whoever pays them the most.  

Next season is a write off already with this and the pending points deduction, relegation will surely follow. This club seems to go from one calamity to the next. Where and when will we get some stability. 

Not sure how you can blame the club for this? We hired the right manager last summer so much so that a richer more powerful club want him and are prepared to pay us 8 figures to have him. If we hired the wrong manager last summer we stay in the championship and no one wants our manager.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

27 minutes ago, Mark_w said:

Can this go through if they can’t extricate Harry Winks from his backside or do they have to buy him as well? 

Of all the people at the club you could have gone at, Winks is genuinely probably last in line. Weird post. 

[brookfox]

I’d love to see the look on his face when the Chelsea owners sign another striker and tell Enzo he needs to play 2 up top!