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Stefano Sensi

By Ric Flair, in Transfer Talk

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Daggers

Daggers

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Well I for one am looking forward to the rib tickling original mirth that is about to come from everyone complaining about the humour in the thread. 
 

I’m betting it’ll be like Gervais playing the Wheeltappers in here any second or something equally awesome. 

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Lionator

Lionator

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28 minutes ago, hackneyfox said:

48 pages and the vast majority full of 3 crap joke about injuries, Seagrave and Rudkin repeated at least 3 times on every page.

Mr Rudkin, please go back to your Seagrave office before you cause yourself an injury. 

kingpower

kingpower

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imagine the meltdown when Enzo comes out in his first presser after signing and says 'Sensi has a little problem, we will check his condition in a few days time'

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AKCJ

AKCJ

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49 minutes ago, messerschmitt said:

 

I honestly can't remember any player we signed on a Friday who featured at all the day after.

Yeah that's why I don't think he'll play against Birmingham.

Phube

Phube

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5 minutes ago, HybridFox said:

Has he signed yet?

Have we got to 50, let alone 100 pages yet? 
 

Don’t ask silly questions! 

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Lambert09

Lambert09

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Can’t win when someone has an injury reputation really. Because at the end of the day they do happen spontaneously and even if he passes a medical with flying colours sooner or later something will catch him. 
 

You know that no matter when it happens, there will be a mini meltdown on here with people asking why we signed an injury prone player.

 

The fact he’s not played in so long, in this case is actually very good. His body has had plenty of time to recover and hopefully the time has been well spent on strengthening and conditioning. Might end up a masterstroke. 

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Finnegan

Finnegan

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13 minutes ago, FoxesWalk said:

49 pages and the vast majority full of 3 crap joke about injuries, Seagrave and Rudkin repeated at least 3 times on every page.

 

Yeah but Daggers doing a heel turn in defending this muck is worth the admission fee. 

 

Watching a FoxesTalk Legend jump the shark in real time? Come on. 

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FoxesWalk

FoxesWalk

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20 minutes ago, Foxin_Mad said:

Wonder if the club are lining up a cheesy announcement video for the socials

The camera pans across seagrave…

 

Rudkin is zipping up his FBS branded training sweatshirt, steely eyes straight into the camera.

 

Cut to the training pitch, bandages strewn around, Praet is in the back of shot with a plaster on his finger. 
 

Big rudders walks in, the camera looking over his shoulder

 

A diminutive shadowy figure is doing keepy uppys in the centre circle oblivious to the presence of Rudders.

 

Big John breaks into a jog, then a sprint, heading right towards the shadowy figure, the camera angle switches to a go pro on his head, you can hear him heavily breathing as he approaches the juggling player in the centre circle.
 

Then… momentary silence as he leaves the ground, breathing slows, slo mo video as Rudders glides through the air and two-foots the mystery player, missing the ball completely. 
 

The training pitch is suddenly bathed in light, rolling in a heap on the floor is Stefano Sensi. An EFL-clad referee pops up to brandish a yellow card. 
 

Cut to the final scene, Sensi is being stretchered away, when Rudders halts the progress of the stretcher, hands Sensi a pen, he signs the contract, grimaces at the camera. 
 

Credits role. 
 

BUT ITS NOT OVER. Post credits teaser scene, Rudkin is back in his office preparing a post workout shake, contract is haphazardly tossed on his desk, he has his feet up on the desk. You can see through the window behind him that it’s dark outside. The clock ticks past midnight, Rudkins iPhone alarm goes off.. He dives at the fax machine, frantically pushing the buttons, but it won’t turn on. The clock reads 14 seconds past midnight. 
 

Fin.

 


Video to be posted on all socials 14 seconds after the transfer window closes. 

Edited by FoxesWalk
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VLC86

VLC86

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1 hour ago, FoxesWalk said:

49 pages and the vast majority full of 3 crap joke about injuries, Seagrave and Rudkin repeated at least 3 times on every page.

First Sensi ble post in a while.

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JimJams

JimJams

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20 hours ago, Tielemans63 said:

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20 hours ago, HighPeakFox said:

It's 2024....

 Fun Fact. Italian headstones generally list the date format backwards.

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Verumex

Verumex

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35 minutes ago, JimJams said:

 

 Fun Fact. Italian headstones generally list the date format backwards.

Do they often have English writing on them? 

FoxesWalk

FoxesWalk

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Good article. From the conclusion: 

 

“If you were to re-run the numbers from the date of his first injury, Sensi has made 81 appearances in Italy, and has missed 63 games through injury — that’s an average of 1.29 games played before missing one through an injury. Perhaps that’s the biggest dice roll of this transfer, can Leicester City keep him injury-free and therefore unlock his ability? Or, just like his time in Milan, will Sensi struggle for consistency and fall victim to his versatility and inability to remain available?”

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