Top’s Programme Notes vs Arsenal

[lfu]

5 minutes ago, AjcW said:

It would have been improved by AI but this is 100% Anthony Herlihy.

 

I ran it through a few tools I’ve got, 0% AI, 100% KP Waffle.

AI "detectors" are notoriously unreliable

I don't doubt that it's got AH's hallmarks all over it but I suspect he employs a generous helping hand from ChatGPT as well

[HankMarvin]

Strange thing is we were rumoured to be looking at Zaha 10m plus loan and the Greek striker 20m plus. So those calculations must be useful 

[Molson Canadian]

Not a SINGLE mention of RUDKIN putting us in this entire mess with PSR. 

 

Outrageous. 

[Tommy G]

He’s absolutely shook 

[HankMarvin]

3 minutes ago, l444ry said:

Playing Devil's Advocate here but there is nothing he could have written that would placate many on here? 

 

here is a few 

 

“I’m planning on selling the club, the fairytale is over”

 

”I’m planning on getting a new director of football”

 

”Enjoy your free donut and beer”

 

 

 

 

[ARTY_FOX]

Quite tone deaf really. 

 

If you know the club needs improving then ****ing and get rid useless sacks of shite kissing your arse. Starting with that sorry excuse for a DoF. 

Edited 14 February by ARTY_FOX

[Tommy G]

Is it standard practice to release programme notes a day before the game or is this a desperate clamber to put some water on any protests?

[CosbehFox]

6 minutes ago, lfu said:

AI "detectors" are notoriously unreliable

I don't doubt that it's got AH's hallmarks all over it but I suspect he employs a generous helping hand from ChatGPT as well

He’s ex MK Dons. It’s so befitting. 

[CosbehFox]

8 minutes ago, l444ry said:

Playing Devil's Advocate here but there is nothing he could have written that would placate many on here? 

That the statement mentions the PSR issues but makes no attachment of accountability.
 

If there was some responsibility attributed to the issue, I’d have personally had some comfort that the club are actively looking to alter their methods. 

[fazzyfox]

To be fair I was quite happy with some of that, the first chunk welcoming our guests and discussing the results is generic cut and paste but if he had not addressed the absence of signings he’d have gotten stick for it but he has.

 

I would still argue that different faces and characters coming in to the dressing room, guys who haven’t lost 8 in 9 would improve our hopes even if they’re only on a par with what we already have as opposed to being a significant improvement.

 

But then ….. he felt the need for that last sentence, you know, the bit about how we want to be in the Premier League but if we’re not right behind the team, our failure, every Faes brain fart, every time Justin drifts out of position and loses his man, every time Mavididi gives up the chase, every time Winks gives the ball away with a sloppy pass, every time Jordan Ayew does, well, nothing……..it’s OUR FAULT! That’s right, everything will be dandy if we cheer them on, problem solved!

[Pliskin]

Who does our calculations? Stevie Wonder? 

[ian__marshall]

Don't understand why you're all being so critical. Such a well written piece, demonstrating his passion for the cause. He comes across as such an articulate, well educated young man.

 

Evidently has the best interests of the club at heart. Can't believe we have fans questioning his motives. People have short memories around here. You do realise it wasn't that long ago we were playing League One football. You should all be so grateful for the last 10 years. If it wasn't for him and his family we'd still be playing the likes of Yeovil Town.

 

Just highlights the hypocrisy amongst our fans on this forum. Bet you'll all happily tuck into your free Doughnut and enjoy your Coconut drinks tomorrow. 

[lfu]

Just now, ian__marshall said:

Don't understand why you're all being so critical. Such a well written piece, demonstrating his passion for the cause. He comes across as such an articulate, well educated young man.

 

Evidently has the best interests of the club at heart. Can't believe we have fans questioning his motives. People have short memories around here. You do realise it wasn't that long ago we were playing League One football. You should all be so grateful for the last 10 years. If it wasn't for him and his family we'd still be playing the likes of Yeovil Town.

 

Just highlights the hypocrisy amongst our fans on this forum. Bet you'll all happily tuck into your free Doughnut and enjoy your Coconut drinks tomorrow. 

- Cliff Ginnetta

[Aus Fox]

Just now, ian__marshall said:

Don't understand why you're all being so critical. Such a well written piece, demonstrating his passion for the cause. He comes across as such an articulate, well educated young man.

 

Evidently has the best interests of the club at heart. Can't believe we have fans questioning his motives. People have short memories around here. You do realise it wasn't that long ago we were playing League One football. You should all be so grateful for the last 10 years. If it wasn't for him and his family we'd still be playing the likes of Yeovil Town.

 

Just highlights the hypocrisy amongst our fans on this forum. Bet you'll all happily tuck into your free Doughnut and enjoy your Coconut drinks tomorrow. 

That was 100% written by AI, not even a question in my mind the whole style is AI. 

[Corky]

Yes, without him we'd be playing in the National League 

[phoneticerror]

1 hour ago, moore_94 said:

https://www.lcfc.com/pages/en/media-article/khun-tops-arsenal-programme-notes
 

Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome back to King Power Stadium for today’s Premier League visit of Arsenal - a fixture that stirs memories of some truly classic matches, both at Filbert Street and here on Filbert Way.

 

Today, it’s a fixture that puts us up against the side currently second in the Premier League table, which gives some indication of the challenge before us. It’s an occasion that will require the best of us to secure the result we’re looking for. Welcome to our guests from Arsenal to Leicester this afternoon.

 

In the four weeks since we last played at home, we’ve had a fine win at Tottenham, a disappointing day at Everton and an FA Cup performance at Manchester United that promised and deserved more. It’s been a mixed period, but our objective for the season remains within reach. There will be some twists and turns yet, but we will be fighting throughout the next 14 games to make sure we stay in the Premier League. Thank you to our fans that have travelled to support the team on the road in recent weeks.

 

January was a challenging month for us in the transfer window, where our ability to strengthen was limited by our PSR position. We were very pleased to sign Woyo Coulibaly and we explored a number of options to make further additions to Ruud’s squad during the month, but the space available in our PSR calculations did not enable us to add the further quality we all felt would improve the team. We remain ambitious, have always been committed to investing in the squad and will continue to be in future. But our ambition must be pursued within the laws of the game.

 

We retain absolute belief in the group of players we have and the qualities of the manager and staff around them for the challenge ahead of us. There’s everything to play for during the coming weeks, and we are all ready to fight for it.

 

We know some of you are frustrated, we respect the views you have shared and we know there are things we need to improve together as one Club. But we also know those improvements are made more easily in the Premier League. To give us the best chance of achieving that, I ask that, during the game, you get behind the team and give them your full support. Winning the games and the points we need to stay up is only possible with your support.

 

Foxes never quit.

 

Aiyawatt Srivaddhanaprabha

Chairman

Dear ChatGPT, please write my programme notes for me. Thanks

[StanSP]

1 hour ago, moore_94 said:

We know some of you are frustrated, we respect the views you have shared and we know there are things we need to improve together as one Club. But we also know those improvements are made more easily in the Premier League. To give us the best chance of achieving that, I ask that, during the game, you get behind the team and give them your full support. Winning the games and the points we need to stay up is only possible with your support.

As if we don't know already

 

As if it's on us fans that have made things shit. 'things we need to improve together as one club'. 

 

Sorry, you've got us into this mess, not us. You need to fix it for us, not act like we've had some part to play in it too. 

 

During the game we will support. Outside of that, anything to do with off-field issues or personnel is fair game. 

[StanSP]

5 minutes ago, ian__marshall said:

Don't understand why you're all being so critical. Such a well written piece, demonstrating his passion for the cause. He comes across as such an articulate, well educated young man.

 

Evidently has the best interests of the club at heart. Can't believe we have fans questioning his motives. People have short memories around here. You do realise it wasn't that long ago we were playing League One football. You should all be so grateful for the last 10 years. If it wasn't for him and his family we'd still be playing the likes of Yeovil Town.

 

Just highlights the hypocrisy amongst our fans on this forum. Bet you'll all happily tuck into your free Doughnut and enjoy your Coconut drinks tomorrow. 

You can't understand why we're being critical? Beyond belief. 

[Mickyblueeyes]

The statement makes me want to protest more. Thanks Top, the inspirational leader. 

[lanefox]

21 minutes ago, l444ry said:

Playing Devil's Advocate here but there is nothing he could have written that would placate many on here? 

In the summer Jon Rudkin will be stepping down as Director of Football, we've already started our search for a new DoF who'll be in place by the 1st July 

[ian__marshall]

@Silva Fox Finally 

[jayfox26]

7 minutes ago, ian__marshall said:

Don't understand why you're all being so critical. Such a well written piece, demonstrating his passion for the cause. He comes across as such an articulate, well educated young man.

 

Evidently has the best interests of the club at heart. Can't believe we have fans questioning his motives. People have short memories around here. You do realise it wasn't that long ago we were playing League One football. You should all be so grateful for the last 10 years. If it wasn't for him and his family we'd still be playing the likes of Yeovil Town.

 

Just highlights the hypocrisy amongst our fans on this forum. Bet you'll all happily tuck into your free Doughnut and enjoy your Coconut drinks tomorrow. 

Genuinely can't work out if this is 

 

A. Sarcastic 

B. Serious 

C. Actually Ian Marshall and he's been on the booze again.

[CosbehFox]

9 minutes ago, ian__marshall said:

Don't understand why you're all being so critical. Such a well written piece, demonstrating his passion for the cause. He comes across as such an articulate, well educated young man.

 

Evidently has the best interests of the club at heart. Can't believe we have fans questioning his motives. People have short memories around here. You do realise it wasn't that long ago we were playing League One football. You should all be so grateful for the last 10 years. If it wasn't for him and his family we'd still be playing the likes of Yeovil Town.

 

Just highlights the hypocrisy amongst our fans on this forum. Bet you'll all happily tuck into your free Doughnut and enjoy your Coconut drinks tomorrow. 

You mean like when we played Yeovil in the Championship under the ownership of King Power 

Edited 14 February by CosbehFox

[Silva Fox]

1 minute ago, ian__marshall said:

@Silva Fox Finally 

You're welcome! 

[Trav Le Bleu]

27 minutes ago, l444ry said:

Playing Devil's Advocate here but there is nothing he could have written that would placate many on here? 

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.