Internal Review: The Sequel

[chuddy8]

What insights do we think will come out of the Internal Review at the end  of this season, any guesses?

 

Rudkin to suggest that they need to change the free donuts to a savoury snack, possibly a gourmet sausage roll, is my guess.

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

More honesty flags and mandatory clappers hopefully

[Danizen]

New contract for Vesty

[CPepFox]

A free hot cocoa to sweeten the deal for those who attend late August match against Sheff

[StanSP]

Stick with the players because they got us out of the Championship last time... 

[Mike Oxlong]

The internal review was Rudkin going for a colonoscopy. His results were as expected with it being diagnosed that he's full of shit. 

[davieG]

What makes you think they'll be one?

[Nolucklcfc]

Wouldn’t surprise me if there’s no statement or anything. 

[iancognito]

There won't be one.

 

Currently looking for odds from Ladbrokes that Top goes full on Lord Sugar and asks Rudkin which two members he wants back in the boardroom with him and fires them the day after the season ends.

 

Seriously, I don't think there'll be one. They're arrogant enough to think they're doing a good job.

[lanefox]

Sack another stadium announcer

[Pliskin]

28 minutes ago, chuddy8 said:

What insights do we think will come out of the Internal Review at the end  of this season, any guesses?

 

Rudkin to suggest that they need to change the free donuts to a savoury snack, possibly a gourmet sausage roll, is my guess.

Susan and John will probably throw a buffet for the top office, whilst Top’s kids take him out to Lego land for the day. 

[Sol thewall Bamba]

I'm sure there's a goalkeeping coach somewhere they can pin it on.

[Silva Fox]

"We only had a review recently, we don't need another!"

[Vazman]

Using the last reviews minutes, Change a few dates, delete Rodgers insert Cooper / RVN, keeping everyone in their current roles and positions take into account inflation increase the CEO and DOF wages for a job well done don't tell anyone.

 

Seconds away round 2 Championship season here we go...

[Blue ROI]

More commitment to Polo and skiing 

[Iwebema]

Id imagine a chat gpt written statement by Top, followed by complete silence hoping everyone forgets, which of course half the fan base will. Roll out some free doughnuts and continue the gas lighting and brain washing 👌 

[fox_favourite]

Internal review....

 

Oh no we got relegated, send out a press release then head to the pub and wait for this to all blow over. 

 

The end 

[dooflip]

Oliver skipp needs to get in the skip.

[Jattdogg]

1 hour ago, chuddy8 said:

What insights do we think will come out of the Internal Review at the end  of this season, any guesses?

Fans to be banned for 25-26 season for their poor performance both in the stands and online. Will be replaced by Elon musk robots preprogrammed with only positive city chants.

 

Oh, Jon and Susan get big salary increases for sucking off KP.

[Pita]

Ruskin will come out of it smelling of roses as usual. 

[Blue ROI]

More iPod parties

 

 

[ithuriel]

Full report of the season review and what needs to be done.

A.

It did not go as planned.

B.

 1/ 

   Must try harder.

 2/

   Season ticket price increase and removal of cards.

 

 

[fazzyfox]

They’ll point firmly at FFP and shrug their shoulders, ignoring the fact that other than Bilal and Fatawu the money available was wasted not to mention the Cooper compensation - who chose him in the first place?

[Electric Yetis]

Bigger light shows with louder music 🤞

[Soar Fox]

That would look good on a banner.