General News Thread

[kenny]

23 minutes ago, bmt said:

I know not your point but does anybody blame them? Isn't it a shared facility with the US? 

 

I am absolutely in no way supporting the Iranian regime but British politicians saying their attempted strikes are "outrageous" snd wrong when the US and Israel have been bombing them for weeks don't make sense, unless I am misunderstanding something. Dont get me wrong strategically its wrong and im not talking about their attacks on other gulf countries.

I smiled at their ambassador threatening the UK. It's almost as if they actually believe they aren't attacking the UK constantly anyway and wouldn't at any point love to take the opportunity to launch missiles at us.

[Trav Le Bleu]

31 minutes ago, leicsmac said:

That's unfortunate - perhaps you're using one of the key words that trigger a mod approval request?

Well it's not Zionist ideologies.

[Trav Le Bleu]

54 minutes ago, fox_favourite said:

You can be an intelligent moron. These people seem to be just that. They are caught in the ideology and all the fan fare that Fart boy brings. 

 

As you say, that is probably a more dangerous person. 

Indeed. In D&D parlance Trump would be:

 

Strength: 8

Dexterity: 14 (gotta dodge those bullets!)

Constitution*: 2 (we can hope)

Intelligence: 18 (knows what he's doing)

Wisdom: 1 (but not that it's stupid)

Charisma: 19 (-18 modifier when speaking to anyone who is of a different alignment)

 

Alignment - chaotic/evil

 

*Note: he doesn't believe in the constitution (at least, until he rewrites it).

[Jattdogg]

5 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Indeed. In D&D parlance Trump would be:

 

Strength: 8

Dexterity: 14 (gotta dodge those bullets!)

Constitution*: 2 (we can hope)

Intelligence: 18 (knows what he's doing)

Wisdom: 1 (but not that it's stupid)

Charisma: 19 (-18 modifier when speaking to anyone who is of a different alignment)

 

Alignment - chaotic/evil

 

*Note: he doesn't believe in the constitution (at least, until he rewrites it).

Apparently, his favourite book is the Bible. Let that sink in. 

 

 

[MPH]

44 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

You and your Zionist ideologies.

 

 

so I’m slow on the uptake, but it appears certain president names, country names and descriptions on what goes on in those countries goes to moderation for approval!

Edited 21 March by MPH

[Heathrow fox]

8 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Apparently, his favourite book is the Bible. Let that sink in. 

 

 

If it’s the Old Testament that he sticks to 

then hardly surprising

[Jattdogg]

3 minutes ago, Heathrow fox said:

If it’s the Old Testament that he sticks to 

then hardly surprising

Believe it's the Trump Testament.

[Clogger_]

33 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Apparently, his favourite book is the Bible. Let that sink in. 

 

 

Yeah cos it delivers votes

[Zear0]

19 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Believe it's the Trump Testament.

Not sure we’re ready to add the gospel according to Donald quite yet.

[Clogger_]

1 hour ago, kenny said:

I smiled at their ambassador threatening the UK. It's almost as if they actually believe they aren't attacking the UK constantly anyway and wouldn't at any point love to take the opportunity to launch missiles at us.

How are they "attacking the UK constantly"?

[leicsmac]

9 minutes ago, Zear0 said:

Not sure we’re ready to add the gospel according to Donald quite yet.

On the contrary...

 

https://godblesstheusa.com

[kenny]

46 minutes ago, Clogger_ said:

How are they "attacking the UK constantly"?

It depends on whether you believe our security services or not.

 

But they report to foil more than 20 terror plots from Iran on UK soil each year.

 

The houthis attack British shipping in the middle east.

 

They have attacked British bases since the us started the conflict.

 

Then there is the endless cyber attacks.

 

Now it's all written down, I do understand your point a bit more and accept I have probably over reached in my statement.

[Trav Le Bleu]

2 hours ago, Zear0 said:

Not sure we’re ready to add the gospel according to Donald quite yet.

The Gospel of Trump

 

Trump 1:1 In the beginning was the Trump, and the Trump was with God, and the Trump was God.

2 The same was in the beginning, totally awesome.

3 All things were made by him, except the bad things, but without him there was no good stuff, he made all the good stuff.

4 In him was life; and the life was the light of all men, but not in a gay way.

5 And his light shineth in the darkness, the shiniest shineth, so shiny the darkness comprended it not, it was too shiny, shinier than the shiniest thing ever was or will be.

6 There was a man sent from Trump, whose name was JD.

7 The same came for a witness at any impeachment trial, that all men might believe Trump was innocent.

8 He was not the light, not even close

9 Trump was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world, but not in a gay way, it cannot be stressed enough.

10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not, which was an epic tragedy, it really was.

11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not in 2020.

12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the secretary of anything and everything, even to them that believe on his name:

13 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of the vision of Trump.

14 And Trump was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory that no one could imagine ever, it was so glorious) full of grace and truth...

 

Etc

 

Turns out Chapter One of the Gospel of John is long and rambling

 

Edited 21 March by Trav Le Bleu

[Salisbury Fox]

1 hour ago, kenny said:

It depends on whether you believe our security services or not.

 

But they report to foil more than 20 terror plots from Iran on UK soil each year.

 

The houthis attack British shipping in the middle east.

 

They have attacked British bases since the us started the conflict.

 

Then there is the endless cyber attacks.

 

Now it's all written down, I do understand your point a bit more and accept I have probably over reached in my statement.

They were certainly supporting armed groups in Iraq to attack British troops

[leicsmac]

Yes, this is real. 

 

 

[worthosoriginals]

6 hours ago, leicsmac said:

On the contrary...

 

https://godblesstheusa.com

Yeh god 

only bless the usa, ...feck the rest of the world, our country matters most.

[ramboacdc]

TACO Tuesday coming in. This war has the chance to become Trump's Vietnam. If he drops them Marines off in Iran that are on the way from the Pacific, its gonna be a heck of a thing to back out of.

[bovril]

1 hour ago, leicsmac said:

Yes, this is real. 

 

 

My gran always used to say "don't speak ill of the dead" which I think was because she was a frequently nasty person who knew people would slag her off when she died. You'd have thought Trump might've considered the same. 

[leicsmac]

18 minutes ago, bovril said:

My gran always used to say "don't speak ill of the dead" which I think was because she was a frequently nasty person who knew people would slag her off when she died. You'd have thought Trump might've considered the same. 

It's going to be full on end-of-Return-of-the-Jedi stuff when it does happen, man. 

[Jattdogg]

2 hours ago, leicsmac said:

Yes, this is real. 

 

 

Im sure a lot of people will feel the same about him whenever his time is up.

[leicsmac]

19 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Im sure a lot of people will feel the same about him whenever his time is up.

See above. 

[Zear0]

I’m so surprised given the witchhunt that happened for anyone revelling in the death of Charlie Kirk. Oh wait I’m not.

[leicsmac]

2 minutes ago, Zear0 said:

I’m so surprised given the witchhunt that happened for anyone revelling in the death of Charlie Kirk. Oh wait I’m not.

And outcry, that, if I remember right, extended even to here. Even though I don't remember anyone who actually "reveled" in the guys death, rather pointed out that he became a victim of a system he had no problem perpetuating. 

[Trav Le Bleu]

1 hour ago, leicsmac said:

It's going to be full on end-of-Return-of-the-Jedi stuff when it does happen, man. 

Lots of small furry children running round with spears and celebrating by playing the helmets of ICE personnel?

[CornwallFox]

8 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

The Gospel of Trump

 

Trump 1:1 In the beginning was the Trump, and the Trump was with God, and the Trump was God.

2 The same was in the beginning, totally awesome.

3 All things were made by him, except the bad things, but without him there was no good stuff, he made all the good stuff.

4 In him was life; and the life was the light of all men, but not in a gay way.

5 And his light shineth in the darkness, the shiniest shineth, so shiny the darkness comprended it not, it was too shiny, shinier than the shiniest thing ever was or will be.

6 There was a man sent from Trump, whose name was JD.

7 The same came for a witness at any impeachment trial, that all men might believe Trump was innocent.

8 He was not the light, not even close

9 Trump was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world, but not in a gay way, it cannot be stressed enough.

10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not, which was an epic tragedy, it really was.

11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not in 2020.

12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the secretary of anything and everything, even to them that believe on his name:

13 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of the vision of Trump.

14 And Trump was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory that no one could imagine ever, it was so glorious) full of grace and truth...

 

Etc

 

Turns out Chapter One of the Gospel of John is long and rambling

 

One of the US states has required all schools to hold bibles that contain both testaments, the constitution, and Bill of rights. The only Bible that fits this criteria? The trump Bible. True story.