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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Rincewind

Rincewind

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It was not funny. neither is this. I think it is because M&S was kept in so it related to the story.

 

 Marks and Spencers have announced that Derby FC supporting employees will be excused from selling soap and other hygienic products on religious grounds.

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Guest

Guest

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Ive heard  its a great shop, everyone is Raven about it

 

What's a Laven?

Guest

Guest

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I actually laughed. I do like short and stupid jokes.

 

Have you met TPH?

 

foz.foz

foz.foz

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Who picks up guide dog shit?

 

 

lol

 

 

they do it at home or have walkers i believe

 

Yep, the dogs are trained to shit and piss before they go out on "work". My old dear trained them for thirty odd years so. If only all dog owners did the same with there dogs....

 

Rincewind

Rincewind

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Did anyone have a similar experience over xmas?

 

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."
"He's an arrogant, self-important ****, piss on him!"
"You did. All over his suit, " Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him," said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

Beliall

Beliall

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A Mother is having a go at her son saying "i can't believe you've been expelled from school for using the C word in class. It wasn't clever was it!!!

"No Mum it was cvnt"

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Carl the Llama

Carl the Llama

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I think its incredibly brave what Thomas Hitzlsperger did today.

 

 

 

It can't be easy saying you once played for west Ham.

Seriously?  Bloody poofter.

The Blur

The Blur

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I have always wondered what is everyone's limit on the subjects to be joked about? I don't mind most of the jokes but I find jokes about rapes and child abuse bit too far.

Kyle_Le_Don

Kyle_Le_Don

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I have always wondered what is everyone's limit on the subjects to be joked about? I don't mind most of the jokes but I find jokes about rapes and child abuse bit too far.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

ozleicester

ozleicester

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

CHICKENIST!!!

 

I dream of a day, when ALL chickens can cross ALL roads without having their motives called into question!  :)

Filbert_Ross

Filbert_Ross

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If she weren't fussed why we're you...

She was fussed tho, she was on her knees feeling around the floor with plastic gloves on trying to locate the turd the dog had just laid.

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