How Was Your Day?

[VLC86]

First day back at work in just over 3 weeks off and I've got my 3rd round of man flu in that period, madness. Not entirely convinced I don't have glandular fever.

[Countryfox]

[Buce]

27 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

 

Skeggy?

[Countryfox]

32 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Skeggy?

 

Close but no cigar ...                Mablethorpe.

[Buce]

Just now, Countryfox said:

 

Close but no cigar ...                Mablethorpe.

 

Come on you tease, spill the beans.

[Countryfox]

39 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Come on you tease, spill the beans.

 

It has the third oldest parliament in the world ...    

[Jon the Hat]

?? 

[Buce]

1 hour ago, Countryfox said:

 

It has the third oldest parliament in the world ...    

 

Oh, right.

 

Nice. Oh, wait - that's in France.  

 

Have a great time, mate.

[Mike Oxlong]

1 hour ago, Countryfox said:

 

It has the third oldest parliament in the world ...    

 

Wiki says third oldest in the Americas  

[Buce]

1 hour ago, Mike Oxlong said:

 

Wiki says third oldest in the Americas  

 

It's also the third oldest parliament in the Commonwealth apparently.

 

Interestingly, our own parliament is regarded as the World's third oldest parliament - seems like I was right about Skeggy, after all...

[Bellend Sebastian]

Rashly decided to upgrade the speakers in my car, which was going really well until I realised I don't have a clue as to how to wire them in.

 

Balls

[Nick]

1 minute ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Rashly decided to upgrade the speakers in my car, which was going really well until I realised I don't have a clue as to how to wire them in.

 

Balls

That’s what mates in the pub are for.

 

[Izzy]

11 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Rashly decided to upgrade the speakers in my car, which was going really well until I realised I don't have a clue as to how to wire them in.

 

Balls

YouTube it mate 

[Detroit Blues]

On 1/3/2018 at 11:17, Countryfox said:

It's so cold here, send help.

[Izzy]

11 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Rashly decided to upgrade the speakers in my car, which was going really well until I realised I don't have a clue as to how to wire them in.

 

Balls

YouTube it mate 

[Buce]

18 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

YouTube it mate 

 

2 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

YouTube it mate 

 

Have you just bought shares in YouTube or something, Izzy?

[Izzy]

3 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

 

Have you just bought shares in YouTube or something, Izzy?

That’s weird, I swear I only typed and posted that once. Spooky 

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

That’s weird, I swear I only typed and posted that once. Spooky 

 

Are you still on morphine?

[Bellend Sebastian]

20 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

YouTube it mate 

It helped me dismantle the car but the wiring bit doesn't seem to be covered anywhere.

 

I hate it when I think I'm going to be able to do something and then I have to get help in when I realise I'm not up to it

[Izzy]

17 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Are you still on morphine?

No, I'm off the morphine now mate and just on codeine now thanks 

 

8 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

It helped me dismantle the car but the wiring bit doesn't seem to be covered anywhere.

 

I hate it when I think I'm going to be able to do something and then I have to get help in when I realise I'm not up to it

You're obviously a very proud and independent man 

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

No, I'm off the morphine now mate and just on codeine now thanks 

 

 

Oh, good.

 

It was just a thought because it can make one a bit confused and forgetful (hence the repeated post).

[Finnegan]

Flora really tastes like shit. Who buys this stuff out of choice? 

[Rogstanley]

30 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

Flora really tastes like shit. Who buys this stuff out of choice? 

Tastes like shit in comparison to what? 

 

Can't say I've ever really been able to tell much difference between margarines and butter is only a slight difference.

[Finnegan]

28 minutes ago, Rogstanley said:

Tastes like shit in comparison to what? 

 

Can't say I've ever really been able to tell much difference between margarines and butter is only a slight difference.

 

Do you smoke? Have a whiskey habit? Terrible sinuses? Some other cause of terrible taste buds? 

[Buce]

1 hour ago, Finnegan said:

Flora really tastes like shit. Who buys this stuff out of choice? 

 

My missus.

 

The absence of butter and cheese would be the fundamental stumbling blocks to me becoming vegan.