What grinds my gears...

[Izzy]

47 minutes ago, Innovindil said:

This is why I like octopus. Probably one of the best customers services I've ever come across. 

FFS you sound like the radio advert 

[SeCrEt FoX]

55 minutes ago, Izzy said:

FFS you sound like the radio advert 

I absolutely hate it 😂 

[Silebyfox_89]

2 hours ago, SeCrEt FoX said:

I absolutely hate it 😂 

Everytime I hear it I think of Penny Mordant 

[FoyleFox]

7 hours ago, Innovindil said:

This is why I like octopus. Probably one of the best customers services I've ever come across. Just remember if your moving supplier most give out some reward for getting people so find a friend/family on the same supplier for the referral link thingy. 

I'm with Octopus and completely agree.

[ozleicester]

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[Innovindil]

7 hours ago, Izzy said:

FFS you sound like the radio advert 

 

6 hours ago, SeCrEt FoX said:

I absolutely hate it 😂 

Well both of you can suck on my big toe. Nobbers 

[Daggers]

My wife has switched us to Octopus and arranged a heat pump. 
 

Am I entitled to £50?

[SeCrEt FoX]

FVCKING POTHOLES!!!! 😡 Seriously, what the **** do we pay road tax for. Friday I watched about 6 road workers, a tipper truck and a van half heartedly and half filled a pothole, got back in the vehicles and drive off all in the space of a traffic light sequence leaving another 7 potholes in a row. Drove over it today and it's back to a pothole. I spend most of my journey staring at the road looking out for them. Sick to death of it. Roads are an absolute mess. 

 

And whilst I'm at it, what a mess Middleton Street is. Outside the school where they installed them stupid kerbs and posts on the cycle lanes. It looks like it's been neglected for 10 years and it wasn't so long ago it was all installed. Shit hole. 

[Silebyfox_89]

Slow closing doors at when leaving Aldi.

 

I get they slow down store thefts but they are really slow and kill any momentum when walking. Usually just scrap my way through losing patience.

[StanSP]

Drivers who don't understand merge in turn and get angry for no reason. 

[EastAnglianFox]

Are people unable to walk in single file anymore?

 

The amount of times I'm out walking and get shouldered by a couple who just refuse to leave each others side for a couple of seconds

 

Couple in their 60's were the latest w@nkers earlier today.

 

Time to hit the gym, go hard on my shoulders and start sending these fvckers out into oncoming traffic 

[Unabomber]

21 minutes ago, EastAnglianFox said:

Are people unable to walk in single file anymore?

 

The amount of times I'm out walking and get shouldered by a couple who just refuse to leave each others side for a couple of seconds

 

Couple in their 60's were the latest w@nkers earlier today.

 

Time to hit the gym, go hard on my shoulders and start sending these fvckers out into oncoming traffic 

Yeah so annoying, happened to me with two women runners the other day taking up the whole pavement.

[Bellend Sebastian]

27 minutes ago, EastAnglianFox said:

Are people unable to walk in single file anymore?

 

The amount of times I'm out walking and get shouldered by a couple who just refuse to leave each others side for a couple of seconds

 

Couple in their 60's were the latest w@nkers earlier today.

 

Time to hit the gym, go hard on my shoulders and start sending these fvckers out into oncoming traffic 

 

 

Just sing the first verse of this at them in future

[Izzy]

39 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

 

 

Just sing the first verse of this at them in future

I've forgotten how a just a small sprinkle of HMHB can brighten up my day.

 

Marvelous 

[Jattdogg]

2 hours ago, EastAnglianFox said:

Are people unable to walk in single file anymore?

 

The amount of times I'm out walking and get shouldered by a couple who just refuse to leave each others side for a couple of seconds

 

Couple in their 60's were the latest w@nkers earlier today.

 

Time to hit the gym, go hard on my shoulders and start sending these fvckers out into oncoming traffic 

Hate those w@nkers. I don't move anymore and am always ready for the shoulder check unless of course it's a guy the size of Arnold then I will kindly go onto the grass and apologize for getting in his way whilst calling him a cvnt under my breath. Then after passing kick him and run for it. Ok, maybe not.

 

Seriously, I just stay in place and let them stop, move and barge into me. It happened once and i told them to pay attention and share the walkway instead of being selfish. Reaaaaaal bad mon tingz innit.

[Dr The Singh]

18 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Hate those w@nkers. I don't move anymore and am always ready for the shoulder check unless of course it's a guy the size of Arnold then I will kindly go onto the grass and apologize for getting in his way whilst calling him a cvnt under my breath. Then after passing kick him and run for it. Ok, maybe not.

 

Seriously, I just stay in place and let them stop, move and barge into me. It happened once and i told them to pay attention and share the walkway instead of being selfish. Reaaaaaal bad mon tingz innit.

I always walk punjabi style 'hik taan ke', anyone in my way will get my hairy chest in there face

[Jattdogg]

Just now, Dr The Singh said:

I always walk punjabi style 'hik taan ke', anyone in my way will get my hairy chest in there face

Lol. 

 

Do you do the pinky finger holding with your mates too?

[Dr The Singh]

3 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Lol. 

 

Do you do the pinky finger holding with your mates 

never did that in my life bro.   You got some weird shit going there.....

 

I have had clothes stolen included my undies in punjab and mt cousins wearing them.

 

I've also walk up every day at 10 am with people doing bhangra around in.

 

Loads of booze stories, too long to tell

[Bellend Sebastian]

2 hours ago, Izzy said:

I've forgotten how a just a small sprinkle of HMHB can brighten up my day.

 

Marvelous 

If kids were made to sing HMHB songs every week in assembly I reckon there would be tangible societal benefits within less than a decade

[Izzy]

6 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

If kids were made to sing HMHB songs every week in assembly I reckon there would be tangible societal benefits within less than a decade

And Dukla Prague away kits would sell out every Christmas

[FoxyPV]

Ramadan.

 

Im doing it in support of the better half who promised a colleague they'd join them.

 

I'm starving, hate everyone and haven't even lost a kg.

[jgtuk]

6 minutes ago, FoxyPV said:

Ramadan.

 

Im doing it in support of the better half who promised a colleague they'd join them.

 

I'm starving, hate everyone and haven't even lost a kg.

I’m laughing but well done 👏🏻 

[adejo92]

Cyclists.

 

No further explanation required. 

Edited 12 March by adejo92

[Jon the Hat]

3 hours ago, adejo92 said:

Cyclists.

 

No further explanation required. 

You spelt entitlelists wrong.

[Parafox]

22 hours ago, FoxyPV said:

Ramadan.

 

Im doing it in support of the better half who promised a colleague they'd join them.

 

I'm starving, hate everyone and haven't even lost a kg.

 

It's not a diet program.