What grinds my gears...

[Guest]

How do you is a ticket machine?

 

Same way you is a keyboard

[Matt]

Every-****ing-year, Strictly Come bleedin' Dancing.

 

I try and avoid it but always seem to have to sit through shite at some point.

[Carl the Llama]

Every-****ing-year, Strictly Come bleedin' Dancing.

 

I try and avoid it but always seem to have to sit through shite at some point.

But Matt, "is this year the sexiest strictly yet?" "Can Kristina end her bad girl reputation?" "Will there be fireworks?"  These are questions.

[Matt]

But Matt, "is this year the sexiest strictly yet?" "Can Kristina end her bad girl reputation?" "Will there be fireworks?"  These are questions.

 

I do like Kirsty Gallacher I will say that but i'm not sure even she can make me watch with that Italian **** of a judge still prancing around.

Edited 5 September 2015 by Matt

[ScouseFox]

every year of strictly come dancing is sexy lets be honest 

[Guest]

But Matt, "is this year the sexiest strictly yet?" "Can Kristina end her bad girl reputation?" "Will there be fireworks?"  These are questions.

 

Can't argue with that last bit

[Stadt]

I want answers no questions

[Nalis]

Same way you is a keyboard

[Saxondale]

The wife has been smelling odd for a few weeks. Turns out the culprit is actually a perfume!

I thought that all ladies' perfumes smelt delicious and alluring, but apparently not.

The offending substance is called Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker. Given that SJP is a hideous looking human-animal hybrid, i suppose it's no surprise her perfume is so awful.

It smells like a room that has been smoked in for many years then blasted with very cheap air freshener and cleaning agents.

[sphericalfox]

The wife has been smelling odd for a few weeks. Turns out the culprit is actually a perfume!

I thought that all ladies' perfumes smelt delicious and alluring, but apparently not.

The offending substance is called Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker. Given that SJP is a hideous looking human-animal hybrid, i suppose it's no surprise her perfume is so awful.

It smells like a room that has been smoked in for many years then blasted with very cheap air freshener and cleaning agents.

 

Her other fella probably smokes and has OCD. 

[MC Prussian]

People still listening to Techno in this day and age - and that in public, loudly.

 

Sometimes, your fellow human beings make it easier to get to the point of desperation.

[Guest]

Taxi drivers who always feel the need to talk absolute b0llocks during your entire journey.

 

I dont give a sh1t about your views on immigrants, benefit cheats or the weather - I just want to get where I'm paying you to take me in peace and quiet. 

 

Absolute know it alls usually aswell.. they must just drive taxis on the side as a hobby as nobody who is that right about everything could be merely a taxi driver.

[Rincewind]

You should get in the back of The Artist Taxi Driver's cab. You'd  love the experience.

 

Never accounted too much of it myself. Mine are always quiet except when asking for the fare and saying where to.

[SpacedX]

Every-****ing-year, Strictly Come bleedin' Dancing.

 

I try and avoid it but always seem to have to sit through shite at some point.

Well as dreadful as these recurring celebrity shows are, at least your avi was 'King of the Jungle'.

[Mike Oxlong]

Every-****ing-year, Strictly Come bleedin' Dancing.

I try and avoid it but always seem to have to sit through shite at some point.

Just enjoy the totty

Edited 7 September 2015 by Mike Oxlong

[Rincewind]

My internet access. Got up latish and  for the last two hours my internet has been crap. Slow loading. Turned the router on/off a couple of times. The last time seems to have worked. Now I am late. Its 1.30 and not caught up with other sites I visit.

[Carl the Llama]

Farmers and their inability to stage demonstrations without being massive cockends.

https://www.rt.com/news/314628-protest-brussel-water-attack/

[The Blur]

Trying to get back into university work after a long summer break is nigh on impossible. 

[AKCJ]

Yep, im also sick of that Italian ponce mincing about on Strictly.

Just a complete scrote.

[Matt]

Yep, im also sick of that Italian ponce mincing about on Strictly.

Just a complete scrote.

 

Thats my main problem with show.

 

And for the record I have nothing against homosexuals but I can't be doing with the mincing around, he's just a twat.

[Stadt]

"my brother's gay but he don't mice about"

[SystonFox]

Fatigue. It's dog shit

[Hollism]

Gutted I missed a discussion on pizza. I don't understand why people put (Bell) Peppers on a pizza. They have about 0.05 calories in, so they go stone cold the second it comes out the oven.

Chillis and jalapeños are obviously a necessity.

[ScouseFox]

agreed, (bell) peppers rather put my (bell) end on a pizza

[Jattdogg]

To each their own. Just had pizza with green bell pepper as one of the toppings and it was tasty.